Traffic Stop In Texas - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 12-10-2010, 08:10 PM

A Texan cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his Texas driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carryin today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

Agent 488 · 12-10-2010, 08:13 PM

don't get it.

DBS.US · 12-10-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

don't get it.

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

fatfoo · 12-10-2010, 08:17 PM

Perhaps he wants to use the guns for self-defense.

SallyRand · 12-10-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

don't get it.

The fact self-admiited fact that you don't get it means:

(1) You have no sense of humor.

(2) You are dumber than a box of rocks.

I leave it to the Gentle Readers of GFY to decide which.

react · 12-10-2010, 08:21 PM

only steers and queers come from texas

Agent 488 · 12-10-2010, 08:25 PM

don't get it still.

they guy says he is not afraid then why he have all those guns? must be afraid of something.

SallyRand · 12-10-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

don't get it still.

I know.

You should stop drawing attention to your staggering ignorance!

Agent 488 · 12-10-2010, 08:32 PM

think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

SallyRand · 12-10-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

OK, Agent,since I consider you be a freind and I should not fuck with you, I'll help you out here.............

We live in a world full of threats; burglars, rapists, robbers, thugs, etc............

The guy in the joke is NOT afraid because he is LEGALLY ARMED and can protect himself against such threats.

famous · 12-10-2010, 09:23 PM

yep i love texas. We can carry guns with us in the car as long as we are not a fellon, you dont even need a CCW

alias · 12-10-2010, 09:29 PM

You stupid cunt or pseudo-cunt, why is he even being asked what he is afraid of?

Don't get it +1.

Agent 488 · 12-10-2010, 09:32 PM

surprised the cop didn't shoot him.

Cyandin · 12-10-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

A Texan cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his Texas driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carryin today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

Costa here, reporting in from Austin. Locked, loaded, and laughing!

Seth Manson · 12-10-2010, 09:44 PM

Either Sally or Agent got trolled here but I cant tell which one fell for it worse.

garce · 12-10-2010, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

surprised the cop didn't shoot him.

Exactly. The guy's got guns hidden everywhere. If he blinked the cop would blow his head off. Then they'd get a warrant, go to his house, and shoot his puppies in the head.

Six months later...

Cut to the lead detective on the case fucking the (late) gun-totin' dude's lonely, still mourning wife in the ass. Lost and alone, his widow takes fat cop cock up her asshole while her broken children huddle - alone - under their blankets in the dark shadows of their empty bedrooms. Try as they might, they can't block out the sound of their mother's cries of loss, and her screams of passion as the man who shot their father in the head now fucks their mother in the ass.

If this is supposed to be a joke, its the worse one I've heard since:

Quote:

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Orange...

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

tiger · 12-11-2010, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

I was thinking the same thing.

SallyRand · 12-11-2010, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

Exactly. The guy's got guns hidden everywhere. If he blinked the cop would blow his head off. Then they'd get a warrant, go to his house, and shoot his puppies in the head.

Six months later...

Cut to the lead detective on the case fucking the (late) gun-totin' dude's lonely, still mourning wife in the ass. Lost and alone, his widow takes fat cop cock up her asshole while her broken children huddle - alone - under their blankets in the dark shadows of their empty bedrooms. Try as they might, they can't block out the sound of their mother's cries of loss, and her screams of passion as the man who shot their father in the head now fucks their mother in the ass.

If this is supposed to be a joke, its the worse one I've heard since:

Bad news.

Carrying concealed weapons in Texas is quite legal if one has obtained the proper permit and police officers are also quite aware of the fact and herefore do not wig out like whiny, tight-assed liberals a the prospect of encountering a lawfully armed citizen.

Realising that the idea of a citizen exercising his/her Second Amendment Right and though that right, obtaining a permit to carry a weapon in a concealed manner often causes so-called "liberals" to run projectially at both ends, it is nevertheless a fact that the lawfully Armed Citizen is a good thing.

The scenario described by garco and others simply does not happen and the Armed Citizen stops or prevents over 2,000,000 crimes annually.

Examples may be found here:

http://www.nraila.org/armedcitizen/

nation-x · 12-11-2010, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Bad news.

Carrying concealed weapons in Texas is quite legal if one has obtained the proper permit and police officers are also quite aware of the fact and herefore do not wig out like whiny, tight-assed liberals a the prospect of encountering a lawfully armed citizen.

Realising that the idea of a citizen exercising his/her Second Amendment Right and though that right, obtaining a permit to carry a weapon in a concealed manner often causes so-called "liberals" to run projectially at both ends, it is nevertheless a fact that the lawfully Armed Citizen is a good thing.

The scenario described by garco and others simply does not happen and the Armed Citizen stops or prevents over 2,000,000 crimes annually.

You do realize that you guys won this argument and that Gun Control is no longer a Democratic Party platform, right? As a matter of fact, the NRA endorsed quite a few Democrats during the mid terms. Many "liberal" states also have liberal carry and conceal laws. I am originally from Michigan and it is very easy to get a concealed weapons permit... just as easy as getting a permit for a pistol.

rogueteens · 12-11-2010, 08:02 AM

Why don't the pro-gun lobby just admit that the reason why they want guns is because it gives them a hard-on.

famous · 12-11-2010, 09:10 AM

Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P

brassmonkey · 12-11-2010, 09:15 AM

i've seen it moral of the story is even if your in the right the cop will still act like there's something wrong.

MrBottomTooth · 12-11-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

OK, Agent,since I consider you be a freind and I should not fuck with you, I'll help you out here.............

We live in a world full of threats; burglars, rapists, robbers, thugs, etc............

The guy in the joke is NOT afraid because he is LEGALLY ARMED and can protect himself against such threats.

u dun got trolled.

Cyandin · 12-11-2010, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous

Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P

Correct!

cherrylula · 12-11-2010, 09:27 AM

Funny. And yep I can go to the pawn shop right now, buy a handgun, and legally drive around with it on my dashboard. Car = extension of home.

I have yet to do so, but appreciate my rights.

and yes like famous said, people 'round here have guns. Better watch your ass!

Bryan G · 12-11-2010, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

The fact self-admiited fact that you don't get it means:

(1) You have no sense of humor.

(2) You are dumber than a box of rocks.

I leave it to the Gentle Readers of GFY to decide which.

Err I get it. However its not really funny sorry.

CaptainHowdy · 12-11-2010, 10:01 AM

Redrob · 12-11-2010, 01:54 PM

If you have a concealed to carry license in Texas, you have been had a background investigation and been cleared as one of the "good guys".

If you so much as have too many traffic tickets or bitch slapped somebody ten years ago, you will not get a license.

That is why when the police stop you and you offer your drivers license and cc id, the police will chill because they know you are OK.

RycEric · 12-11-2010, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous

yep i love texas. We can carry guns with us in the car as long as we are not a fellon, you dont even need a CCW

Whoa there... where did you hear that? "We can carry guns with us in the car .. and ... you dont even need a CCW"

RycEric · 12-11-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous

Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P

Can you link me on that? Is it by county? I've never heard of that... and to clarify.. Felon means even if you AFTER you have been arrested for a felony. Thus... if you haven't expunged it off your record, it still applies.

papill0n · 12-11-2010, 02:33 PM

must be fun wondering who is going to shoot who today

enjoy your guns idiots

Redrob · 12-11-2010, 02:38 PM

When a group of strange men are doing a home invasion and your family is at risk, who is going to feel like an idiot?

Not me.

craftyc · 12-11-2010, 02:54 PM

I don't think gun control is necessary in most parts of the world. But the USA definitely!

12-10-2010, 08:10 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Traffic Stop In Texas A Texan cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his Texas driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carryin today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of...?" "Not a damn thing..."

12-10-2010, 08:17 PM	#4
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12-10-2010, 08:21 PM	#6
react Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 673	only steers and queers come from texas __________________ -- react

12-10-2010, 09:29 PM	#12
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12-10-2010, 09:44 PM	#15
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Either Sally or Agent got trolled here but I cant tell which one fell for it worse. __________________

12-10-2010, 08:13 PM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	don't get it.

12-10-2010, 08:25 PM	#7
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	don't get it still. they guy says he is not afraid then why he have all those guns? must be afraid of something.

12-10-2010, 08:32 PM	#9
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

12-10-2010, 09:23 PM	#11
famous Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 674	yep i love texas. We can carry guns with us in the car as long as we are not a fellon, you dont even need a CCW

12-10-2010, 09:32 PM	#13
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	surprised the cop didn't shoot him.

12-11-2010, 08:02 AM	#20
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12-11-2010, 09:10 AM	#21
famous Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 674	Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P

12-11-2010, 09:15 AM	#22
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12-11-2010, 09:27 AM	#25
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Funny. And yep I can go to the pawn shop right now, buy a handgun, and legally drive around with it on my dashboard. Car = extension of home. I have yet to do so, but appreciate my rights. and yes like famous said, people 'round here have guns. Better watch your ass!

12-11-2010, 10:01 AM	#27
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12-11-2010, 01:54 PM	#28
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	If you have a concealed to carry license in Texas, you have been had a background investigation and been cleared as one of the "good guys". If you so much as have too many traffic tickets or bitch slapped somebody ten years ago, you will not get a license. That is why when the police stop you and you offer your drivers license and cc id, the police will chill because they know you are OK.

12-11-2010, 02:33 PM	#31
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	must be fun wondering who is going to shoot who today enjoy your guns idiots

12-11-2010, 02:38 PM	#32
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	When a group of strange men are doing a home invasion and your family is at risk, who is going to feel like an idiot? Not me.

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