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  • SallyRand
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 3487
    #1

    Traffic Stop In Texas

    A Texan cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his Texas driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carryin today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a damn thing..."

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    • Agent 488
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 22511
      #2
      don't get it.

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        • DBS.US
          Geo Cities
          • Aug 2003
          • 11843
          #3
          Originally posted by Agent 488
          don't get it.
          "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

          "Not a damn thing..."
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            • fatfoo
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              • Mar 2003
              • 27763
              #4
              Perhaps he wants to use the guns for self-defense.
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                • SallyRand
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3487
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Agent 488
                  don't get it.

                  The fact self-admiited fact that you don't get it means:

                  (1) You have no sense of humor.

                  (2) You are dumber than a box of rocks.


                  I leave it to the Gentle Readers of GFY to decide which.

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                    • react
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 673
                      #6
                      only steers and queers come from texas
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                        • Agent 488
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 22511
                          #7
                          don't get it still.

                          they guy says he is not afraid then why he have all those guns? must be afraid of something.

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                            • SallyRand
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3487
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                              don't get it still.
                              I know.

                              You should stop drawing attention to your staggering ignorance!

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                                • Agent 488
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 22511
                                  #9
                                  think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

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                                    • SallyRand
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 3487
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Agent 488
                                      think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?

                                      OK, Agent,since I consider you be a freind and I should not fuck with you, I'll help you out here.............

                                      We live in a world full of threats; burglars, rapists, robbers, thugs, etc............

                                      The guy in the joke is NOT afraid because he is LEGALLY ARMED and can protect himself against such threats.
                                      Last edited by SallyRand; 12-10-2010, 06:42 PM.

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                                        • famous
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 674
                                          #11
                                          yep i love texas. We can carry guns with us in the car as long as we are not a fellon, you dont even need a CCW

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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010
                                              #12
                                              You stupid cunt or pseudo-cunt, why is he even being asked what he is afraid of?

                                              Don't get it +1.
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                                                • Agent 488
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 22511
                                                  #13
                                                  surprised the cop didn't shoot him.

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                                                    • Cyandin
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                      • 1723
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                      A Texan cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his Texas driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

                                                      "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carryin today?"

                                                      "Yes, I am."

                                                      "Well then, better tell me what you got."

                                                      Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot."

                                                      "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

                                                      "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

                                                      "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

                                                      "Nope."

                                                      "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

                                                      "Not a damn thing..."

                                                      Costa here, reporting in from Austin. Locked, loaded, and laughing!

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                                                        • Seth Manson
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                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                          • 3988
                                                          #15
                                                          Either Sally or Agent got trolled here but I cant tell which one fell for it worse.

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                                                            • garce
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 7103
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                              surprised the cop didn't shoot him.
                                                              Exactly. The guy's got guns hidden everywhere. If he blinked the cop would blow his head off. Then they'd get a warrant, go to his house, and shoot his puppies in the head.

                                                              Six months later...

                                                              Cut to the lead detective on the case fucking the (late) gun-totin' dude's lonely, still mourning wife in the ass. Lost and alone, his widow takes fat cop cock up her asshole while her broken children huddle - alone - under their blankets in the dark shadows of their empty bedrooms. Try as they might, they can't block out the sound of their mother's cries of loss, and her screams of passion as the man who shot their father in the head now fucks their mother in the ass.

                                                              If this is supposed to be a joke, its the worse one I've heard since:

                                                              Knock knock...

                                                              Who's there?

                                                              Orange...

                                                              Orange who?

                                                              Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

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                                                                • tiger
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 6986
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                  think your joke is missing a punch line. it get cut during the cut and paste?


                                                                  I was thinking the same thing.

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                                                                    • SallyRand
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                      • 3487
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by garce
                                                                      Exactly. The guy's got guns hidden everywhere. If he blinked the cop would blow his head off. Then they'd get a warrant, go to his house, and shoot his puppies in the head.

                                                                      Six months later...

                                                                      Cut to the lead detective on the case fucking the (late) gun-totin' dude's lonely, still mourning wife in the ass. Lost and alone, his widow takes fat cop cock up her asshole while her broken children huddle - alone - under their blankets in the dark shadows of their empty bedrooms. Try as they might, they can't block out the sound of their mother's cries of loss, and her screams of passion as the man who shot their father in the head now fucks their mother in the ass.

                                                                      If this is supposed to be a joke, its the worse one I've heard since:
                                                                      Bad news.

                                                                      Carrying concealed weapons in Texas is quite legal if one has obtained the proper permit and police officers are also quite aware of the fact and herefore do not wig out like whiny, tight-assed liberals a the prospect of encountering a lawfully armed citizen.

                                                                      Realising that the idea of a citizen exercising his/her Second Amendment Right and though that right, obtaining a permit to carry a weapon in a concealed manner often causes so-called "liberals" to run projectially at both ends, it is nevertheless a fact that the lawfully Armed Citizen is a good thing.

                                                                      The scenario described by garco and others simply does not happen and the Armed Citizen stops or prevents over 2,000,000 crimes annually.

                                                                      Examples may be found here:

                                                                      http://www.nraila.org/armedcitizen/



                                                                      Last edited by SallyRand; 12-11-2010, 05:10 AM.

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                                                                        • nation-x
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 5370
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                                          Bad news.

                                                                          Carrying concealed weapons in Texas is quite legal if one has obtained the proper permit and police officers are also quite aware of the fact and herefore do not wig out like whiny, tight-assed liberals a the prospect of encountering a lawfully armed citizen.

                                                                          Realising that the idea of a citizen exercising his/her Second Amendment Right and though that right, obtaining a permit to carry a weapon in a concealed manner often causes so-called "liberals" to run projectially at both ends, it is nevertheless a fact that the lawfully Armed Citizen is a good thing.

                                                                          The scenario described by garco and others simply does not happen and the Armed Citizen stops or prevents over 2,000,000 crimes annually.
                                                                          You do realize that you guys won this argument and that Gun Control is no longer a Democratic Party platform, right? As a matter of fact, the NRA endorsed quite a few Democrats during the mid terms. Many "liberal" states also have liberal carry and conceal laws. I am originally from Michigan and it is very easy to get a concealed weapons permit... just as easy as getting a permit for a pistol.

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                                                                            • rogueteens
                                                                              So fucking bland
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 8005
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Why don't the pro-gun lobby just admit that the reason why they want guns is because it gives them a hard-on.
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                                                                                • famous
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 674
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P

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                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 77397
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i've seen it moral of the story is even if your in the right the cop will still act like there's something wrong.
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                                                                                        • Cyandin
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                                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                                          • 1723
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by famous
                                                                                          Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P
                                                                                          Correct!

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                                                                                            • cherrylula
                                                                                              lol
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 15969
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Funny. And yep I can go to the pawn shop right now, buy a handgun, and legally drive around with it on my dashboard. Car = extension of home.

                                                                                              I have yet to do so, but appreciate my rights.

                                                                                              and yes like famous said, people 'round here have guns. Better watch your ass!

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                                                                                                • Bryan G
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 8338
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                                                                  The fact self-admiited fact that you don't get it means:

                                                                                                  (1) You have no sense of humor.

                                                                                                  (2) You are dumber than a box of rocks.


                                                                                                  I leave it to the Gentle Readers of GFY to decide which.
                                                                                                  Err I get it. However its not really funny sorry.
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                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 94736
                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • Redrob
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                          • 4791
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          If you have a concealed to carry license in Texas, you have been had a background investigation and been cleared as one of the "good guys".

                                                                                                          If you so much as have too many traffic tickets or bitch slapped somebody ten years ago, you will not get a license.

                                                                                                          That is why when the police stop you and you offer your drivers license and cc id, the police will chill because they know you are OK.

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                                                                                                            • RycEric
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                                                                              • 1313
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by famous
                                                                                                              yep i love texas. We can carry guns with us in the car as long as we are not a fellon, you dont even need a CCW
                                                                                                              Whoa there... where did you hear that? "We can carry guns with us in the car .. and ... you dont even need a CCW"

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                                                                                                                • RycEric
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                                                                                  • 1313
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by famous
                                                                                                                  Like i said in Texas you can carry a gun legally in your car even without a CCW. As long as you are not a felon your all good ;) Thats why robery is low here. You know if you go in to knock over a 7-11 half the store will have a gun to shoot back :P
                                                                                                                  Can you link me on that? Is it by county? I've never heard of that... and to clarify.. Felon means even if you AFTER you have been arrested for a felony. Thus... if you haven't expunged it off your record, it still applies.

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                                                                                                                    • papill0n
                                                                                                                      Unregistered Abuser
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                                                                      • 15547
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      must be fun wondering who is going to shoot who today

                                                                                                                      enjoy your guns idiots

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                                                                                                                        • Redrob
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                          • 4791
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          When a group of strange men are doing a home invasion and your family is at risk, who is going to feel like an idiot?

                                                                                                                          Not me.

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                                                                                                                            • craftyc
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2009
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I don't think gun control is necessary in most parts of the world. But the USA definitely!
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