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Originally Posted by Agent 488
surprised the cop didn't shoot him.
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Exactly. The guy's got guns hidden everywhere. If he blinked the cop would blow his head off. Then they'd get a warrant, go to his house, and shoot his puppies in the head.
Six months later...
Cut to the lead detective on the case fucking the (late) gun-totin' dude's lonely, still mourning wife in the ass. Lost and alone, his widow takes fat cop cock up her asshole while her broken children huddle - alone - under their blankets in the dark shadows of their empty bedrooms. Try as they might, they can't block out the sound of their mother's cries of loss, and her screams of passion as the man who shot their father in the head now fucks their mother in the ass.
If this is supposed to be a joke, its the worse one I've heard since:
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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Orange...
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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