Someone in my building keeps leaving crap in the hallway... - GoFuckYourself.com

xenigo · 01-05-2011, 10:47 PM

So I left a note on this POS "butt shaping aerobic" device that some idiot left in the hallway, hoping and praying that someone else will take it into their place.

I left this note on it:

Quote:

I have a great idea.
Let?s all be lazy punks and
leave our shit in the hallway.
That?s innovation.
How about the
elevator? I think the
elevator needs more
junk in it, too.

Ever hear of Craigslist.org?
Do us all a favor and
look it up.

Until then, stop leaving your
shit in the hallway and the
elevator.

My girlfriend told me she thinks this is offensive, because "clearly this building has a 'culture' in which this sort of thing is welcome". I'm not welcoming it.

What would you do? Some assholes have also been leaving broken random crap in the elevator. One of those plastic storage carts that was missing all of it's drawers, and a box of random mostly empty hair products. WTF...

XPays · 01-05-2011, 10:50 PM

backfires

xenigo · 01-05-2011, 10:52 PM

So you think I should remove the note?

bhutocracy · 01-05-2011, 11:52 PM

Probably would have been quicker to move it into the street than write a note. That way you get to actually be aggressive and throw it rather than pasive aggressive.

docputer · 01-05-2011, 11:54 PM

I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.

MetaMan · 01-05-2011, 11:58 PM

Not gonna lie you sound like a pussy do gooder. And if I was your girlfriend i would respect you less. You know you are acting like a "bitch" when the "bitch" is telling you to stop acting like a "bitch".

it is called mind your own business.

what kind of boring life do you lead when someone stuff in the hall way pisses you off?

you will look like twice of a pussy if you take it off though. your girlfriend will view you as even less of a man for listening to her orders.

SallyRand · 01-06-2011, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

So I left a note on this POS "butt shaping aerobic" device that some idiot left in the hallway, hoping and praying that someone else will take it into their place.

I left this note on it:

My girlfriend told me she thinks this is offensive, because "clearly this building has a 'culture' in which this sort of thing is welcome". I'm not welcoming it.

What would you do? Some assholes have also been leaving broken random crap in the elevator. One of those plastic storage carts that was missing all of it's drawers, and a box of random mostly empty hair products. WTF...

OK, it's "its", not "it's".

You got a few choices here:

(1) Ignore the shit which makes no sense.

(2) Shoot the son-of-a-bitch.

(3) Take some personal responsibility and move the shit to the dumpster ya JACKWAGON!

KLEENEX?

CRYBABY!

Stop posting this kind of bullshit!

You may break both GFY and the Internet.

AND.......you missed my birthday Private Joker!

Asswipe.

jimmy-3-way · 01-06-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.

x2.

I was picturing a fudgy duke on your doorstep.

xenigo · 01-06-2011, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

OK, it's "its", not "it's".

You got a few choices here:

(3) Take some personal responsibility and move the shit to the dumpster ya JACKWAGON!

I've actually taken a bunch of their crap out to the dumpster. My girlfriend said "they obviously think SOMEONE is taking it, so they think it's OK to leave it here."

That's why I left the note this time.

Maybe I'll move it right in front of someone else's door next time instead of in front of the elevator. Maybe if I make it an issue, people will take notice.

I was actually thinking of taking a picture of it and putting it on the bulletin board with a note.

BIGTYMER · 01-06-2011, 02:15 AM

Just take it and drop it off at one of those Goodwill trailers.

Seth Manson · 01-06-2011, 03:28 AM

Set it in front of someone else's door, set off the fire alarm.

Video the people tripping and falling over whatever you just put in front of their door. Upload video to youtube.

Win!

u-Bob · 01-06-2011, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Set it in front of someone else's door, set off the fire alarm.

if that doesn't teach....

Agent 488 · 01-06-2011, 03:43 AM

you sound like an anal kook. let me guess, your neighbors don't like you for some reason.

dazzling · 01-06-2011, 03:53 AM

Start doing your shits in the hallway and elevator. Dont tell anyone or complain. When people start complaining then bring up about this other problem. You often need to make things 100 times worse in order to get things fixed.

CurrentlySober · 01-06-2011, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

x2.

I was picturing a fudgy duke on your doorstep.

Great minds think alike.... The hope of seeing some poo was the only reason I clicd this misleading thread.

BlackCrayon · 01-06-2011, 05:33 AM

you must live in a broke ass neighborhood.

ottopottomouse · 01-06-2011, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.

So did I.

CaptainHowdy · 01-06-2011, 06:29 AM

Film it and upload it...

zeuse · 01-06-2011, 06:31 AM

Ignore these overweight, agoraphobic adult webmasters. They talk a good fight but in reality they have not left their moms box room in over 3 weeks.

You and your gf should just move.

The Heron · 01-06-2011, 07:18 AM

Could it be from people moving out? Sounds like it's just crap people leaving left behind...
Either way I'd kick it around, maybe pile it at the office door, smash it into tiny pieces.
Or since you've probably got tons of free time just spy on the hallway until you see who is doing it and break their neck!

TurboAngel · 01-06-2011, 07:33 AM

If they are smartass kids they might put more crap out just to piss you off.

fatfoo · 01-06-2011, 08:22 AM

Some people leave crap in the hallway. I have done such things few times. Littering could be a crime or not. It seems like a very minor crime. People sometimes like to do pranks and practical jokes.

Tom_PM · 01-06-2011, 08:26 AM

Ask the landlord to clarify the section in the lease that pertains to leaving crap in the common areas by distributing a note to all tenants.

react · 01-06-2011, 08:36 AM

Maybe you can use the aerobic device to exercise your vagina.

VikingMan · 01-06-2011, 08:37 AM

move out da hood

chaze · 01-06-2011, 08:38 AM

My neighbor used to leave garbage in front of our door across from him. Now where are friends he cleans his crap up. Crazy though what some people will do.

NetHorse · 01-06-2011, 08:51 AM

Move out, then return once a night to pinch a loaf in the hallway.

Kiopa_Matt · 01-06-2011, 09:08 AM

What a pussy note. Kill a bunny over whatever they left, make sure there's blood all over, and leave it dead with a note saying, "Do this again, and the bunny will be you!".

Ok, don't actually do that, but, yeah...

baddog · 01-06-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.

Ditto. I expected a fun thread, not some whining. Just wait in the hall and kick the ass of the next person you see.

_Richard_ · 01-06-2011, 09:30 AM

where is the hallway poop?

woj · 01-06-2011, 09:36 AM

sounds like a very minor inconvenience, I wouldn't worry about it...

96ukssob · 01-06-2011, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Not gonna lie you sound like a pussy do gooder. And if I was your girlfriend i would respect you less. You know you are acting like a "bitch" when the "bitch" is telling you to stop acting like a "bitch".

it is called mind your own business.

what kind of boring life do you lead when someone stuff in the hall way pisses you off?

you will look like twice of a pussy if you take it off though. your girlfriend will view you as even less of a man for listening to her orders.

sad but true.

if you want to be a man, find out who put it there, then take it and set it on fire in front of his door. wait for him to open the door and then punch him in the face and say "quit leaving shit in the hallway bitch!"

women love tough guys

porno jew · 09-13-2011, 03:46 PM

wonder why people hate you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

So I left a note on this POS "butt shaping aerobic" device that some idiot left in the hallway, hoping and praying that someone else will take it into their place.

I left this note on it:

My girlfriend told me she thinks this is offensive, because "clearly this building has a 'culture' in which this sort of thing is welcome". I'm not welcoming it.

What would you do? Some assholes have also been leaving broken random crap in the elevator. One of those plastic storage carts that was missing all of it's drawers, and a box of random mostly empty hair products. WTF...

_Richard_ · 09-13-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

You know you are acting like a "bitch" when the "bitch" is telling you to stop acting like a "bitch".

priceless

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

wonder why people hate you?

A. Because I'm not a fucking Oakland hippie.

B. Because I don't like clutter.

C. Because I don't ride a bicycle.

D. Because I don't smoke weed and burn incense in my apartment.

E. All of the above.

I choose E.

thickcash_amo · 09-13-2011, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by react

Maybe you can use the aerobic device to exercise your vagina.

$5 submissions · 09-13-2011, 04:01 PM

It's a communitarian apartment

porno jew · 09-13-2011, 04:11 PM

so did this serious issue ever get resolved?

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

wonder why people hate you?

Hey Porno Jew, there's a broken microwave sitting in the elevator.

Leave me your address and I'll ship it to you.

bigluv · 09-13-2011, 04:19 PM

Take it as a sign that where you live so do a bunch of fucking losers, and some of them (by the comments) may be on this very board.

Reevaluate your life.

sweetcuties · 09-13-2011, 05:24 PM

Buy a house in a decent neighborhood prob solved... raise your paradyms

baddog · 09-13-2011, 05:28 PM

Suddenly the driving in the ghetto thread makes sense.

shimmy2 · 09-13-2011, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Suddenly the driving in the ghetto thread makes sense.

why would you live in the ghetto by choice if youre a webmaster and can live anywhere? leave.

DBS.US · 09-13-2011, 06:46 PM

Put a "FREE" sign on it.

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

why would you live in the ghetto by choice if youre a webmaster and can live anywhere? leave.

The only reason we're in Oakland is because my girlfriend works in downtown Oakland and has a major disdain for long commute times and sitting in traffic.

If I had it my way we'd live in Walnut Creek or Tiburon. She sees those areas as "suburban" and wants to live in a more city like area.

She says I don't understand because my commute consists of going from the bed to my desk. Whatever.

shade001 · 09-13-2011, 07:01 PM

A) Move to a better neighborhood.

B) Fuck your crazy GF one last time and then stop answering the door when she comes over.

porno jew · 09-13-2011, 07:05 PM

hold a fried chicken and grape drank "meet the neighbors" bbq to easy the relations with them.

L-Pink · 09-13-2011, 07:05 PM

Remember that guy who was stealing packages left in his hallway, UPS packages around Christmas?

.

papill0n · 09-13-2011, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Remember that guy who was stealing packages left in his hallway, UPS packages around Christmas?

.

ahhhhh Jet, who could forget that piece of work

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

hold a fried chicken and grape drank "meet the neighbors" bbq to easy the relations with them.

There's only one black guy in the building, and he doesn't seem like the fried chicken or grape drink type. There's a few yuppies, an Asian guy who's the head of the HOA, a few elderly people, a few old hippies, and a few younger hippies.

Predictably there's lots of Toyota Prii and bicycles.

I'd have more luck bringing granola, beer, and weed.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	Probably would have been quicker to move it into the street than write a note. That way you get to actually be aggressive and throw it rather than pasive aggressive.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Not gonna lie you sound like a pussy do gooder. And if I was your girlfriend i would respect you less. You know you are acting like a "bitch" when the "bitch" is telling you to stop acting like a "bitch". it is called mind your own business. what kind of boring life do you lead when someone stuff in the hall way pisses you off? you will look like twice of a pussy if you take it off though. your girlfriend will view you as even less of a man for listening to her orders.

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