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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Finally the sex toy housewives have dreamed about

    Vacuum screamer

    A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

    The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.



    Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

    The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

    She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

    At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

    She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

    "After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

    "That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html
  • Danny B
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 4423

    #2
    Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
    Vacuum screamer

    At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html
    No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.
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    • Damian_Maxcash
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2002
      • 12745

      #3
      Str8 men need to watch out.

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      • Pornwolf
        Drunk and Unruly
        • Jan 2002
        • 22712

        #4
        I don't get it. Does this thing blow pulsating air or does it suck?
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        • stickyfingerz
          Doin fine
          • Oct 2005
          • 24984

          #5
          Originally posted by Pornwolf
          I don't get it. Does this thing blow pulsating air or does it suck?
          Looks like it sucks, but the trick is the prongs hold the vacuum just far enough away from the skin that it doesnt clamp down on it, but it continues to try making a girls clit flutter quickly back and forth due to the vacuum.

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          • Bama
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 2727

            #6
            I can see Juicy thinking up a design for the "Fleshcume Cleaner" now!

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            • mattz
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 7697

              #7
              wow, what a discovery, she must have been really desperate

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              • schneemann
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2006
                • 749

                #8
                Fucking brilliant
                Deranged World

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                • MikeVega
                  **Porntrepreneur**
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 12788

                  #9
                  sounds good to me as long as she cleans the house after ....


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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    WW4L
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    My hand works just fine.. takes no batteries and is free...my luck I will get arthiritis of the fingers ..

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75762

                      #11
                      Somene needs to try this and report back to us. If it works I'll gladly buy one for my wife.
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                      Brooklyn, NY

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc

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                        • he-fox
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 2884

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                          I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc
                          that's because you probably had sex in the last 15 years

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                          • RedShoe
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 14831

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                            I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc
                            And thus.. in just one sentence Sarah managed to do what sceintists and relationship experts have been trying to do for centuries, she summed up the ENTIRE difference between men and women.

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                            • Cash
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 20825

                              #15
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                              • geedub
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 3489

                                #16
                                she only came in 10 seconds cas that pussy was illin for some attention
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                                • RP Fade
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 3343

                                  #17
                                  Dammit...now my wife will want to tear out our hardwood floors to put carpet in
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                                  • AK
                                    MadZuma
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 6436

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                    At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

                                    "After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

                                    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html
                                    i wonder if this is because of the product or is it because she had not had sex for 15 years.

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                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                      Now with more Jayne
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 40077

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                      And thus.. in just one sentence Sarah managed to do what sceintists and relationship experts have been trying to do for centuries, she summed up the ENTIRE difference between men and women.
                                      Well yes, though she is apparently a woman so I was attempting to speak form the female perspective ;)

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                                      • notabook
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 9748

                                        #20
                                        I've never bought an expensive vacuum cleaner, always just the cheapo brands and all of them are loud. Are the more expensive ones quieter? Seems it would be pretty hard for most women to get relaxed with that much noise to enjoy themselves.

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by he-fox
                                          that's because you probably had sex in the last 15 years
                                          Yeah but even if I hadn't had sex in 15 years I would still have had an orgasm...

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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Sex with a vacuum cleaner?

                                            Hmm... I suppose for some women it's an alternative to luring the dog with peanut butter.
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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              Sex with a vacuum cleaner?

                                              Hmm... I suppose for some women it's an alternative to luring the dog with peanut butter.
                                              two words that have kept lonely housewives happy in the past: spin cycle

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                                              • Kevin Marx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 1888

                                                #24
                                                ok.. here's the only thing.... 35 pounds for a vacuum attachment? You are talking an extruded plastic/rubber tube for about $65 US???? isn't that a bit much? I mean the Fleshlight (no I don't pimp for them) is $59 and surely takes more manufacturing effort than this. Hell, a decent vibrator with all the working parts goes for around this amount.... pricing seems a lot high.. but then again, the Sybian goes for $1400 and the wife wants one of those.
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                                                • Yo Adrian
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 6326

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Danny B
                                                  No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.
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                                                  • Slick
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 7338

                                                    #26
                                                    ROFL, ha ha, did anyone check out the demonstration video -
                                                    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-...fm?videoid=174

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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kevin-SFBucks
                                                      ok.. here's the only thing.... 35 pounds for a vacuum attachment? You are talking an extruded plastic/rubber tube for about $65 US???? isn't that a bit much? I mean the Fleshlight (no I don't pimp for them) is $59 and surely takes more manufacturing effort than this. Hell, a decent vibrator with all the working parts goes for around this amount.... pricing seems a lot high.. but then again, the Sybian goes for $1400 and the wife wants one of those.
                                                      Somebody just pointed out - no batteries...they add up, I guess.

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                                                      • ready lube
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 2043

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Danny B
                                                        No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

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                                                        • Danny_C
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 2160

                                                          #29
                                                          Filthy, filthy pussy

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                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                                            Now with more Jayne
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 40077

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Slick
                                                            ROFL, ha ha, did anyone check out the demonstration video -
                                                            http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-...fm?videoid=174
                                                            lol..if that doesn't turn the women on, I don't know what will.

                                                            Though, as a woman, I am slightly distrubed that the font on the box is the same font as the old Kotex boxes ..though I can't remember if Kotex is available in the UK.

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                                                            • will76
                                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 18037

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by damian2001
                                                              Str8 men need to watch out.
                                                              no worries there for you eh ?
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                                                              • D
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2006
                                                                • 7412

                                                                #32
                                                                WARNING!

                                                                Prolonged use of the product may result in this:



                                                                -D.
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                                                                • will76
                                                                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 18037

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                  Looks like it sucks, but the trick is the prongs hold the vacuum just far enough away from the skin that it doesnt clamp down on it, but it continues to try making a girls clit flutter quickly back and forth due to the vacuum.
                                                                  You should write product reviews for them
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                                                                  • will76
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                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 18037

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by D
                                                                    WARNING!

                                                                    Prolonged use of the product may result in this:



                                                                    oh my, thats scary, its mini dick.
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                                                                    • BigCashCrew
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 3570

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by D
                                                                      WARNING!

                                                                      Prolonged use of the product may result in this:



                                                                      Is this girl on steroids?

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                                                                      • D
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                                        • 7412

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BigCashCrew
                                                                        Is this girl on steroids?
                                                                        Possibly.

                                                                        There's a small discussion going on about it here:

                                                                        http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=734324

                                                                        I was just playing GFY-connect-the-dots.
                                                                        -D.
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                                                                        • TonyL
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 900

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Didnt they make a movie about a vacum cleaner attachment like this? I cant remember the name...

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                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 6589

                                                                            #38
                                                                            lol 15 years without having sex

                                                                            no wonder she came so fast

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                                                                            • bobby666
                                                                              boots are my religion
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 21765

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that thing sucks

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                                                                              • pigbait75
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                                • 125

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yea instead of buying batteries you'll be buying a new vacuum every 3 months.vacuum sales are gonna explode but there will be dirty carpets everywhere.(pun intended)

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                                                                                • jonesonyou
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 3853

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 40077

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jonesonyou
                                                                                    great....I will get some for my models.
                                                                                    It would be good for a horny housewife site.

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                                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                      • 30989

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      man.. a suck job.. stupid joke.. lol

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                                                                                      • ukxtra
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 844

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                        sounds good to me as long as she cleans the house after ....
                                                                                        With a little modification she can do both at the same time, multi-tasking

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                                                                                        • tranza
                                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 57559

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Lol... Cool mom!
                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                          • u-Bob
                                                                                            there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                                            • 33063

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Danny B
                                                                                            No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.
                                                                                            hehe

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                                                                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 11190

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I guess it can be fun.


                                                                                              Looks a little bit dangerous.
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                                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 40077

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                I guess it can be fun.


                                                                                                Looks a little bit dangerous.
                                                                                                In the UK there is a brand that looks just like that *except* that it has a smiley face on it ..would perfect for these purposes.

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                                                                                                • jhauser
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 2924

                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • ukxtra
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                                    • 844

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                                    In the UK there is a brand that looks just like that *except* that it has a smiley face on it ..would perfect for these purposes.
                                                                                                    You mean Henry?

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