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Someone in my building keeps leaving crap in the hallway...
So I left a note on this POS "butt shaping aerobic" device that some idiot left in the hallway, hoping and praying that someone else will take it into their place.
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What would you do? Some assholes have also been leaving broken random crap in the elevator. One of those plastic storage carts that was missing all of it's drawers, and a box of random mostly empty hair products. WTF... |
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So you think I should remove the note?
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Probably would have been quicker to move it into the street than write a note. That way you get to actually be aggressive and throw it rather than pasive aggressive.
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I thought from the thread title that you had a phantom shitter in your building.
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Not gonna lie you sound like a pussy do gooder. And if I was your girlfriend i would respect you less. You know you are acting like a "bitch" when the "bitch" is telling you to stop acting like a "bitch".
it is called mind your own business. what kind of boring life do you lead when someone stuff in the hall way pisses you off? you will look like twice of a pussy if you take it off though. your girlfriend will view you as even less of a man for listening to her orders. |
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You got a few choices here: (1) Ignore the shit which makes no sense. (2) Shoot the son-of-a-bitch. (3) Take some personal responsibility and move the shit to the dumpster ya JACKWAGON! KLEENEX? CRYBABY! Stop posting this kind of bullshit! You may break both GFY and the Internet. AND.......you missed my birthday Private Joker! Asswipe. |
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I was picturing a fudgy duke on your doorstep. |
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That's why I left the note this time. Maybe I'll move it right in front of someone else's door next time instead of in front of the elevator. Maybe if I make it an issue, people will take notice. I was actually thinking of taking a picture of it and putting it on the bulletin board with a note. |
Just take it and drop it off at one of those Goodwill trailers.
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Set it in front of someone else's door, set off the fire alarm.
Video the people tripping and falling over whatever you just put in front of their door. Upload video to youtube. Win! |
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you sound like an anal kook. let me guess, your neighbors don't like you for some reason.
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Start doing your shits in the hallway and elevator. Dont tell anyone or complain. When people start complaining then bring up about this other problem. You often need to make things 100 times worse in order to get things fixed.
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you must live in a broke ass neighborhood.
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Film it and upload it...
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Ignore these overweight, agoraphobic adult webmasters. They talk a good fight but in reality they have not left their moms box room in over 3 weeks.
You and your gf should just move. |
Could it be from people moving out? Sounds like it's just crap people leaving left behind...
Either way I'd kick it around, maybe pile it at the office door, smash it into tiny pieces. Or since you've probably got tons of free time just spy on the hallway until you see who is doing it and break their neck! |
If they are smartass kids they might put more crap out just to piss you off.
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Some people leave crap in the hallway. I have done such things few times. Littering could be a crime or not. It seems like a very minor crime. People sometimes like to do pranks and practical jokes.
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Ask the landlord to clarify the section in the lease that pertains to leaving crap in the common areas by distributing a note to all tenants.
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Maybe you can use the aerobic device to exercise your vagina.
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move out da hood
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My neighbor used to leave garbage in front of our door across from him. Now where are friends he cleans his crap up. Crazy though what some people will do.
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Move out, then return once a night to pinch a loaf in the hallway.
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What a pussy note. Kill a bunny over whatever they left, make sure there's blood all over, and leave it dead with a note saying, "Do this again, and the bunny will be you!".
Ok, don't actually do that, but, yeah... |
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where is the hallway poop?
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sounds like a very minor inconvenience, I wouldn't worry about it... :2 cents:
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if you want to be a man, find out who put it there, then take it and set it on fire in front of his door. wait for him to open the door and then punch him in the face and say "quit leaving shit in the hallway bitch!" women love tough guys :thumbsup |
wonder why people hate you?
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B. Because I don't like clutter. C. Because I don't ride a bicycle. D. Because I don't smoke weed and burn incense in my apartment. E. All of the above. :1orglaugh I choose E. |
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It's a communitarian apartment
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so did this serious issue ever get resolved?
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Leave me your address and I'll ship it to you. :1orglaugh |
Take it as a sign that where you live so do a bunch of fucking losers, and some of them (by the comments) may be on this very board.
Reevaluate your life. |
Buy a house in a decent neighborhood prob solved... raise your paradyms :2 cents:
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Suddenly the driving in the ghetto thread makes sense.
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Put a "FREE" sign on it.
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If I had it my way we'd live in Walnut Creek or Tiburon. She sees those areas as "suburban" and wants to live in a more city like area. She says I don't understand because my commute consists of going from the bed to my desk. Whatever. :) |
A) Move to a better neighborhood.
B) Fuck your crazy GF one last time and then stop answering the door when she comes over. |
hold a fried chicken and grape drank "meet the neighbors" bbq to easy the relations with them.
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Remember that guy who was stealing packages left in his hallway, UPS packages around Christmas?
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Predictably there's lots of Toyota Prii and bicycles. I'd have more luck bringing granola, beer, and weed. |
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