How do you deal with a stray pet that won't go away? - GoFuckYourself.com

crockett · 12-18-2013, 11:28 AM

I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.

k0nr4d · 12-18-2013, 11:38 AM

I had a purebred german shepard sit outside my gate for 3 days out of the blue. I fed her a few times but I didn't want a dog so I called the county, and they sent someone to remove her.

Sly · 12-18-2013, 11:44 AM

I giggled.

L-Pink · 12-18-2013, 11:47 AM

If you feed him make sure it's only twice a day.

whOaKemosabe · 12-18-2013, 11:48 AM

jódete · 12-18-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

does he respond to the names theking or pathfinder ????

96ukssob · 12-18-2013, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.

Not sure where you live, but you can call the local humane society or even the police. If he is younger, he may have a microchip or ID tattoo on his inner leg. They can scan the microchip or enter in the ID to find the owner.

Someone is probably missing their pet...

Buff · 12-18-2013, 02:44 PM

Any Chinese restaurants in your area?

iwantchixx · 12-18-2013, 03:37 PM

Cat/dog food with Asprin in it but if the stray is human.. goina need a bunch of meth or a huge pile of coke in it lol

adultchatpay · 12-18-2013, 03:52 PM

I'll let my dog do the work.

Magnetron · 12-18-2013, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.

Yeah, I recently found myself in the same situation with a critter that sounds quite similar to your stray. Definately attention starved. Keeps spraying around the outside of my house marking "his" territory.

ottopottomouse · 12-18-2013, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I giggled.

I giggled more at those who offered real advice.

BSleazy · 12-18-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I giggled more at those who offered real advice.

Haha ya I was gonna tell a story until I read the second paragraph.

crockett · 12-18-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I giggled more at those who offered real advice.

I was waiting to see how many would keep giving advice. It gave me two times as much joy..

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The Hun · 12-19-2013, 02:50 AM

A stray pet that doesn't go away... hm... that's a contradiction of terms...

A stray pet that doesn't go away is a regular pet... right?...

John-ACWM · 12-19-2013, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Buff

Any Chinese restaurants in your area?

oh, no.

crockett · 12-21-2013, 05:36 PM

Here boy.. Come on I have a ball for you..

fitzmulti · 12-21-2013, 09:53 PM

Non-advice entertainment...

georgeyw · 12-21-2013, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BSleazy

Haha ya I was gonna tell a story until I read the second paragraph.

Same and then did a double take

Roald · 12-21-2013, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I giggled more at those who offered real advice.

Lol........

Penny24Seven · 12-22-2013, 12:41 AM

LOL great thread, the 2nd post can give it away yet people still give you the address of where to take it and how to rid it of fleas HAHA.

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 12:45 AM

This is too funny.

Magnetron · 12-22-2013, 01:13 PM

crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week.

crockett · 12-22-2013, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week.

Yes, he just couldn't help himself I guess, he kept shitting everywhere, so I had to close the door on the poor little guy and started ignoring him.

12-18-2013, 11:28 AM	#1
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	How do you deal with a stray pet that won't go away? I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around. He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet. Last edited by crockett; 12-18-2013 at 11:29 AM..

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Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week. __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing