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Originally Posted by crockett
I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.
He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.
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Yeah, I recently found myself in the same situation with a critter that sounds quite similar to your stray. Definately attention starved. Keeps spraying around the outside of my house marking "his" territory.
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing