How do you deal with a stray pet that won't go away?
 

I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.

I had a purebred german shepard sit outside my gate for 3 days out of the blue. I fed her a few times but I didn't want a dog so I called the county, and they sent someone to remove her.

I giggled.

If you feed him make sure it's only twice a day.

does he respond to the names theking or pathfinder ????

Not sure where you live, but you can call the local humane society or even the police. If he is younger, he may have a microchip or ID tattoo on his inner leg. They can scan the microchip or enter in the ID to find the owner.

Someone is probably missing their pet...

Any Chinese restaurants in your area?

Cat/dog food with Asprin in it but if the stray is human.. goina need a bunch of meth or a huge pile of coke in it lol

I'll let my dog do the work.

Yeah, I recently found myself in the same situation with a critter that sounds quite similar to your stray. Definately attention starved. Keeps spraying around the outside of my house marking "his" territory.

I giggled more at those who offered real advice.

Haha ya I was gonna tell a story until I read the second paragraph.

I was waiting to see how many would keep giving advice. It gave me two times as much joy.. :1orglaugh:

A stray pet that doesn't go away... hm... that's a contradiction of terms...

A stray pet that doesn't go away is a regular pet... right?...

:1orglaugh oh, no.

Here boy.. Come on I have a ball for you..

Non-advice entertainment...

Same and then did a double take :1orglaugh

Lol........

LOL great thread, the 2nd post can give it away yet people still give you the address of where to take it and how to rid it of fleas HAHA.

This is too funny. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week.

Yes, he just couldn't help himself I guess, he kept shitting everywhere, so I had to close the door on the poor little guy and started ignoring him.