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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818
    #1

    How do you deal with a stray pet that won't go away?

    I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

    He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.
    Last edited by crockett; 12-18-2013, 09:29 AM.
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    • k0nr4d
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 9231
      #2
      I had a purebred german shepard sit outside my gate for 3 days out of the blue. I fed her a few times but I didn't want a dog so I called the county, and they sent someone to remove her.
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        • Sly
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          • Sep 2004
          • 31376
          #3
          I giggled.
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              If you feed him make sure it's only twice a day.

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                • whOaKemosabe
                  So Fucking Stoned...
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 1968
                  #5

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                    • jódete
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 635
                      #6
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.
                      does he respond to the names theking or pathfinder ????

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                        • 96ukssob
                          So Fucking Banananananas
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12991
                          #7
                          Originally posted by crockett
                          I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

                          He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.
                          Not sure where you live, but you can call the local humane society or even the police. If he is younger, he may have a microchip or ID tattoo on his inner leg. They can scan the microchip or enter in the ID to find the owner.

                          Someone is probably missing their pet...
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                            • Buff
                              GFY Assassin
                              • May 2003
                              • 2993
                              #8
                              Any Chinese restaurants in your area?

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                                • iwantchixx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12860
                                  #9
                                  Cat/dog food with Asprin in it but if the stray is human.. goina need a bunch of meth or a huge pile of coke in it lol
                                  Last edited by iwantchixx; 12-18-2013, 01:38 PM.

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                                    • adultchatpay
                                      Let's Make Money
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 8785
                                      #10
                                      I'll let my dog do the work.

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                                        • Magnetron
                                          Lord High Groundhog
                                          • Jun 2013
                                          • 1841
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by crockett
                                          I've come across a stray pet that for some reason has taken up quite the love affection for me. I never really paid him any attention, in fact I never really talked to him much, but for some reason he has started to hump my leg. I tried to pet him and fed him some scraps, but now he just pisses everywhere and follows me around.

                                          He has a tag with the name dyna mo, but no address to send him home. He is a bit flea bitten and mangy, but he is free to a good home if anyone wants him. I think he just wants some love an attention, but I already have a cat and don't need another pet.
                                          Yeah, I recently found myself in the same situation with a critter that sounds quite similar to your stray. Definately attention starved. Keeps spraying around the outside of my house marking "his" territory.
                                          .
                                          Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
                                          and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                                          While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                                          with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                                          you stood for
                                          ever before the window saying
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                                            • ottopottomouse
                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 13177
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                              I giggled.
                                              I giggled more at those who offered real advice.
                                              ↑ see post ↑
                                              13101

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                                                • BSleazy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 6721
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                  I giggled more at those who offered real advice.
                                                  Haha ya I was gonna tell a story until I read the second paragraph.
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                                                    • crockett
                                                      in a van by the river
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 76818
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                      I giggled more at those who offered real advice.
                                                      I was waiting to see how many would keep giving advice. It gave me two times as much joy.. :
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                                                        • The Hun
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 1207
                                                          #15
                                                          A stray pet that doesn't go away... hm... that's a contradiction of terms...

                                                          A stray pet that doesn't go away is a regular pet... right?...

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                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                              Work Work Work
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 20060
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Buff
                                                              Any Chinese restaurants in your area?
                                                              oh, no.

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                                                                • crockett
                                                                  in a van by the river
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 76818
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Here boy.. Come on I have a ball for you..
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                                                                    • fitzmulti
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 14861
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • georgeyw
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                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 9865
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by BSleazy
                                                                          Haha ya I was gonna tell a story until I read the second paragraph.
                                                                          Same and then did a double take
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                                                                            • Roald
                                                                              SecretFriends.com
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 27910
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                                              I giggled more at those who offered real advice.
                                                                              Lol........


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                                                                                • Penny24Seven
                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                  • 6287
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  LOL great thread, the 2nd post can give it away yet people still give you the address of where to take it and how to rid it of fleas HAHA.
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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46923
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      This is too funny.

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                                                                                        • Magnetron
                                                                                          Lord High Groundhog
                                                                                          • Jun 2013
                                                                                          • 1841
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week.
                                                                                          .
                                                                                          Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
                                                                                          and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                                                                                          While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                                                                                          with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                                                                                          you stood for
                                                                                          ever before the window saying
                                                                                          nothing

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                                                                                            • crockett
                                                                                              in a van by the river
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 76818
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Magnetron
                                                                                              crockett, was your stray especially moody recently ... you know ... like it was her time of the month? I ask this because mine was around the same time the moon was full this last week.
                                                                                              Yes, he just couldn't help himself I guess, he kept shitting everywhere, so I had to close the door on the poor little guy and started ignoring him.
                                                                                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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