MrMaxwell I am willing to give free psychiatric help - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicys-Psychiatrist · 12-20-2013, 02:26 PM

I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.

Message me with your details.

TheSquealer · 12-20-2013, 02:27 PM

A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

Juicys-Psychiatrist · 12-20-2013, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

I am not paid to spell , I am paid to heal the mentally ill

nexcom28 · 12-20-2013, 04:54 PM

Is this open to other GFYers? I could sure use a friendly ear.

JockoHomo · 12-20-2013, 05:04 PM

I am next...

WDF · 12-20-2013, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist

I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

The NSA will enjoy those recordings for years! lol

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Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.

Again you missed on the last part!

You did mean "gro boner case", didn't you? "No Boner", maybe?

AaronM · 12-20-2013, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist

I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.

Message me with your details.

WOW!

That is so thoughtful of you.

Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others.

I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

Merry Christmas!

EddyTheDog · 12-20-2013, 05:22 PM

Cool - Do me as well - Have that prescription pad at the ready...

I want little blue pills, a yellow one and some pink ones.....

Thanks...

AaronM · 12-20-2013, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

WOW!

That is so thoughtful of you.

Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others.

I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

Merry Christmas!

DISCLAIMER:

Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.

Mutt · 12-20-2013, 06:02 PM

And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

"Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"

Sly · 12-20-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

"Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"

Let's talk about the awesomeness of people paying another person to listen to them dwell on their past.

Move. The. Fuck. On.

Crying about your father treating you terrible is not going to make your life any better, only worse. The past is dead. The future is alive.

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

DISCLAIMER:

Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.

You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
Why haven't you posted that, yet?

I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.

L-Pink · 12-22-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist

I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.

Message me with your details.

You cannot spell. Waive has an i in it. I don't need help.

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
Why haven't you posted that, yet?

I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.

1: That wasn't me.

2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with.

I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call.

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

1: That wasn't me.

2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with.

I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call.

I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
If you were not behind that, I am chinese

As I have said
What is done is done
You should have not gotten onto my bad side
It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
I hope it was worth it, pal

JockoHomo · 12-22-2013, 01:23 PM

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
If you were not behind that, I am chinese

As I have said
What is done is done
You should have not gotten onto my bad side
It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
I hope it was worth it, pal

I guess I'll start calling you Sum Dum Fuk from now on....Since you're Chinese and all.

Like a give a fuck about "getting on your bad side."

And yes, it actually was very easy to do.

I find it pretty funny that you keep bumping threads seeking attention then complaining when you get it.

Carry on....

12-20-2013, 02:26 PM	#1
Juicys-Psychiatrist Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 22	MrMaxwell I am willing to give free psychiatric help I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer. I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case. Message me with your details. __________________ Shrink to the Stars

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him? Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing "Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'" __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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