Bored: Will answer all questions about cops
 

I'm bored as shit and stuck on laptop with 32 megs of ram and a 28.8 connection so here goes..

Before my entry in porn biz I was a cop in a bad area. So ask all your cop questions here and I will try and answer lol.. =)

whats with the donut fixation?

thegfycop was just registered

Whew you had me worried for a second.

Dunkin Donuts always gave us a 100% discount :thumbsup

have you ever shot anyone?

do you have to take annual weigh in's or fitness tests? Can you be booted out for gaining too much weight?

Have you ever accepted a blowjob as a bribe?

Sorry, from a man?

Ever steal the drugs you've found?
Do you bust potheads just to see how they will react?

ever offered a bribe?

Yes, though it was a tough shot and I missed and shot her finger off. :1orglaugh

is it true that women hit on cops like crazy? If so what gives with that?

Yes my department was very strict on that.. We were given tests every six months.. Now I have heard they no longer do it and the police academy here has taken out all physical fitness aspects of there training... fuckin stupid

Nope but a buddy of mine got booted from the force for banging his SGT. in the patrol car one night in a grave yeard :1orglaugh

i hear that firemen have a high incidence of heart attacks because their stress level goes from resting to a million in an instant when the fire bell rings. What about cops - higher degree of heart attacks and stress problems then the average population?

How often do cops lie on the witness stand to get a conviction?

Brutal

did you ever feel inferior while driving your meter maid cart around.... like, you didn't deserve such a lowly position and it always seemed like they never really gave you a fair chance to move up the ladder.... or that the public never respected you as a real cop.....

ahaha and he laughs about it.

God I want to be a cop. Not in Detroit.

is it true that if you kill someone and noone sees and you are able to dispose of the body in a place where noone will EVER find it you won't be convicted of murder?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drugs was actually my area...and no I never arrested anyone for anything that was not a felony

Never really ever got in to dope even as a kid

Anything to get out of a speeding ticket. You disgust me.

Yes they were called "badge bunnies"and I have to say I nailed a few :thumbsup

nope never needed too

funny :)

Hey piggy, I fucked your wife!

sorry.. just always wanted to say that.

How the hell do you only have a 28.8 connection?

sorry, i meant have you ever been offered bribes?

Yes it was very hard to go from a shots fired situation to a complaint about a dog missing.. It was very hard to remain a person not hardened by the job

What was your scariest moment.

Do you think marijuana should remain illegal?

In my experience you will hear a lot of cops not flat lie but will adjust the truth to fit there needs sometimes

You're just jealous.

Is it true that cops only give out tickets to ugly/cheap cars? I have never seen a cop give out a ticket to an expensive car like a
Mercedes or Jaguar... Everytime I see a car pulled over its always an ugly pinto one. I have a feeling that cops are intimidated to pull over people in expensive cars because rich people tend to be more educated and ask more questions and are more likely to file a complaint... whereas its easier to pick one someone who is poorer and driving a cheap ugly car like a Corolla or something.

I have never EVER seen someone in a luxury car get pulled over. I admit, if I was a cop, I would prolly feel more comfortable pulling over people in ghetto cars because than dealing with richer people. Is this my imagination or really true??

We don't have meters around here but if we did I'm sure the uniform guys whould be doing that job too :1orglaugh

do you think a miss of power when you was young .. push you to become a cop ?


(i have friend , it's that)

he're what the cop are doing here :BangBang: :glugglug

LOL
:1orglaugh

Yeah, jealous of all the blowjobs cops get. My wife won't even look at my dink nevermind putting it in her mouth.

O'h yea, and do cops really have quotas on how many traffic tickets they give out per day? If they don't give out a certain amount of tickets do they get fired?

people in luxury cars don't often drive their expensive babys like uneducated ghetto idiots driving a '72 pea green Pinto with a crack pipe in the ashtray...