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xanx 03-15-2003 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
is it true that if you kill someone and noone sees and you are able to dispose of the body in a place where noone will EVER find it you won't be convicted of murder?
Never saw our state try and prosecute a murder with no body

hershie 03-15-2003 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
did you ever feel inferior while driving your meter maid cart around.... like, you didn't deserve such a lowly position and it always seemed like they never really gave you a fair chance to move up the ladder.... or that the public never respected you as a real cop.....
that comes across as something Hanibel Leckter would say to Clarice.

xanx 03-15-2003 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


funny :)

Not at the time she was all methed up and trying to run over me with a car :321GFY

xanx 03-15-2003 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by Socks
Hey piggy, I fucked your wife!

sorry.. just always wanted to say that.

socks you know you can always come over and fuck my wife :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 12:49 AM

a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla....

The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT.

TRUE STORY

MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL.

xanx 03-15-2003 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Sputter


How the hell do you only have a 28.8 connection?

I'm in bed on a vintage laptop and using dialup .. the cable modem is in the other room.. just lazy

xanx 03-15-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by quiet


sorry, i meant have you ever been offered bribes?

Yes.. a lot.. one was sex with two lesbians on a traffic stop.. Didn't take it though :(

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


Never saw our state try and prosecute a murder with no body


:evil-laug

xanx 03-15-2003 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


What was your scariest moment.

Being called to a scene and not knowing what to do. That scared me more than being shot at for some reason

hershie 03-15-2003 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla....

The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT.

TRUE STORY

MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL.

i bet the cops in New York City hate all those UN diplomats and visiting heads of state driving around town with no care to the law.

Spunky 03-15-2003 12:52 AM

Why Are Cops probing GFY In The First Place?

xanx 03-15-2003 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Do you think marijuana should remain illegal?

Hell no .. just tax this shit out of it.. It was always good for PC though

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by hershie


i bet the cops in New York City hate all those UN diplomats and visiting heads of state driving around town with no care to the law.


oh God - that must be HELL to deal with.....

Thank God MOST (not all) rich or powerful people don't get into tons of trouble with cops.

phogirl69 03-15-2003 12:54 AM

I'm scared to death of cops... I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license because my insurance policy expired, so they towed my car away! I was so scared, I thought the cop was going to arrest me but he didn't. I had to pay over 1k to get the car out of the pound, but when I went to court I only had to pay a $10 fee for a processing fee after I showed proof of insurance...

That incident made me EXTREMEMLY paranoid of cops, everytime I see one in my rearview mirror I feel like I have a heart attack even though I didn't do anything illegal, and I will even drive out of the way to avoid the cop. I am so paranoid, I call the DMV every week now to make sure my license is still valid, because i know they will suspend your license if you pay your insurance bill late (which I do often) Sometimes I don't even like to drive because cops make me paranoid.

And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me.

:helpme

Marcus 03-15-2003 12:55 AM

I see youre from Florida. What are the safest areas in Fort Lauderdale area?
I'm looking at apartment rentals on the net.

My friend said that Dade County is like gangland and to keep out of central florida and stay on the coast. Is this true?

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 12:55 AM

One of the biggest regrets I have ever had was when i was driving alone the highway in an old 1/2 ton I didn't give a crap about and this cop started to follow me. It was an EMPTY road, and the cop stayed about 2 meters behind me for about 20 miles - just to piss me off. I had beaten him in court on a speeding ticket the week before and he was mad at me. I didn't think about it till after but I SHOULD have SLAMMED the brakes on and said i saw a rabbit or something. GUARENTEED he would have rear ended me. Tough to explain away on an open highway - esp with treadmarks and all. Damn I regret not doing that..... If only I could relive that moment in time.

quiet 03-15-2003 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


Yes.. a lot.. one was sex with two lesbians on a traffic stop.. Didn't take it though :(

i figured as much... damn

xanx 03-15-2003 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Is it true that cops only give out tickets to ugly/cheap cars? I have never seen a cop give out a ticket to an expensive car like a
Mercedes or Jaguar... Everytime I see a car pulled over its always an ugly pinto one. I have a feeling that cops are intimidated to pull over people in expensive cars because rich people tend to be more educated and ask more questions and are more likely to file a complaint... whereas its easier to pick one someone who is poorer and driving a cheap ugly car like a Corolla or something.

I have never EVER seen someone in a luxury car get pulled over. I admit, if I was a cop, I would prolly feel more comfortable pulling over people in ghetto cars because than dealing with richer people. Is this my imagination or really true??


Good point but your kinda off... In experience a cop will tend to pull over a piece of shit before a nice car because he is doing what's called "profiling" or a "preternatural stop" It means he could really careless about the speed you were going or the tail light out but does know that in most cases the people with large amounts of dope or felony warrants drive shitty cars.. it's not the norm to find a guy wanted for murder driving a Lexus.. It's good police work sometimes but yes you can get your ass in some deep shit for too many preternatural stops..

hershie 03-15-2003 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
I'm scared to death of cops... I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license because my insurance policy expired, so they towed my car away! I was so scared, I thought the cop was going to arrest me but he didn't. I had to pay over 1k to get the car out of the pound, but when I went to court I only had to pay a $10 fee for a processing fee after I showed proof of insurance...

That incident made me EXTREMEMLY paranoid of cops, everytime I see one in my rearview mirror I feel like I have a heart attack even though I didn't do anything illegal, and I will even drive out of the way to avoid the cop. I am so paranoid, I call the DMV every week now to make sure my license is still valid. Sometimes I don't even like to drive because cops make me paranoid.

And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me.

:helpme

i never knew this perception existed until the OJ trial in LA and you saw all the distrust and suspicion about the cops in certain parts of the city and how they were certain they were being unfairly targetted...It was an eye-opener for me.

xanx 03-15-2003 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by LiveCam
do you think a miss of power when you was young .. push you to become a cop ?


(i have friend , it's that)

he're what the cop are doing here :BangBang: :glugglug

LOL
:1orglaugh

I'm still young and to me It was never about feeling powerfull it was just fun =) I think I answered that

Voodoo 03-15-2003 12:59 AM

Is it true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use Public Roads as a means of transportation?

As well, isn't it also true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property?

From my understanding, the Government does NOT have the right, to turn our "rights" into privelages.

A "Driver's License" does exactly that. When you sign for your license, you are "waiving" some of your "rights" and agreeing to abide by the "rules of the road".

I'm not sure if you were involved with the Highway Patrol or a traffic division... but if you were or have an opinion on this...

As a "Police Officer" swarn to protect our rights as citizens, how can you issue tickets, and fines to people for using their property (their vehicles), even taken to JAIL for not signing for these tickets (personal experience)? Doesn't it bother you to enforce laws against people that you took an oath to protect them from?

"The Police used to watch over the people... Now they are watching the people."

xanx 03-15-2003 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
O'h yea, and do cops really have quotas on how many traffic tickets they give out per day? If they don't give out a certain amount of tickets do they get fired?
No, the only time that comes into play is during "click-it or ticket" week and the cop with the most seatbelt tickets gets some prizes or somehing..never participated so I'm not sure the prize

xanx 03-15-2003 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
people in luxury cars don't often drive their expensive babys like uneducated ghetto idiots driving a '72 pea green Pinto with a crack pipe in the ashtray...
hehe very true,, had one dude blow the smoke from his pipe at me as he was telling me he "never does them drugs"

phogirl69 03-15-2003 01:03 AM

Last question. why do cops always ask " Where are you going?"

Or if you say for example " I'm going to work", they will ask
"Where do you work?" Is this standard procedure, are they trained to ask this or are they just being nosy? I hate people asking me a lot of questions, if its not relevant to the reason why they are pulling me over. If they are pulling me over for a traffic violation, why do they need to know where I work or where I'm going and all of that?

xanx 03-15-2003 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla....

The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT.

TRUE STORY

MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL.

If thats true they had diplomatic papers and yes our laws do not apply.. never ran into that though

xanx 03-15-2003 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Why Are Cops probing GFY In The First Place?
Didn't know they were.. I'm an X-cop

Muff 03-15-2003 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Last question. why do cops always ask " Where are you going?"

Or if you say for example " I'm going to work", they will ask
"Where do you work?" Is this standard procedure, are they trained to ask this or are they just being nosy? I hate people asking me a lot of questions, if its not relevant to the reason why they are pulling me over.

That should be obvious. They are trained to catch liars. If they think you're lying about where you're going chances are you're hiding something and there is more reason to investigate.

So make up your story before they aproach your car!

hershie 03-15-2003 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


No, the only time that comes into play is during "click-it or ticket" week and the cop with the most seatbelt tickets gets some prizes or somehing..never participated so I'm not sure the prize

No quota maybe in your jurisdiction, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have quotas up here in Canada.

chupacabra 03-15-2003 01:06 AM

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a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine)
sleazy, what's an "It-governor", please clarify... i'm drunk and bleary..

xanx 03-15-2003 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
I'm scared to death of cops... I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license because my insurance policy expired, so they towed my car away! I was so scared, I thought the cop was going to arrest me but he didn't. I had to pay over 1k to get the car out of the pound, but when I went to court I only had to pay a $10 fee for a processing fee after I showed proof of insurance...

That incident made me EXTREMEMLY paranoid of cops, everytime I see one in my rearview mirror I feel like I have a heart attack even though I didn't do anything illegal, and I will even drive out of the way to avoid the cop. I am so paranoid, I call the DMV every week now to make sure my license is still valid, because i know they will suspend your license if you pay your insurance bill late (which I do often) Sometimes I don't even like to drive because cops make me paranoid.

And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me.

:helpme


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And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me.

he was running your tag on the laptop.. I used to do that a lot.. you find a lot of stolen cars that way

xanx 03-15-2003 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus
I see youre from Florida. What are the safest areas in Fort Lauderdale area?
I'm looking at apartment rentals on the net.

My friend said that Dade County is like gangland and to keep out of central florida and stay on the coast. Is this true?

Dade county is a Hell Hole..

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
Is it true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use Public Roads as a means of transportation?

As well, isn't it also true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property?

From my understanding, the Government does NOT have the right, to turn our "rights" into privelages.

A "Driver's License" does exactly that. When you sign for your license, you are "waiving" some of your "rights" and agreeing to abide by the "rules of the road".

I'm not sure if you were involved with the Highway Patrol or a traffic division... but if you were or have an opinion on this...

As a "Police Officer" swarn to protect our rights as citizens, how can you issue tickets, and fines to people for using their property (their vehicles), even taken to JAIL for not signing for these tickets (personal experience)? Doesn't it bother you to enforce laws against people that you took an oath to protect them from?

"The Police used to watch over the people... Now they are watching the people."

Do you know what the purpose of the Interstate Highway System is for voodoo?

you might be surprised.... it ain't for you and me to go on vacations to the Grand Canyon.

phogirl69 03-15-2003 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Muff


That should be obvious. They are trained to catch liars. If they think you're lying about where you're going chances are you're hiding something and there is more reason to investigate.

So make up your story before they aproach your car!

I think being pulled over would make me so fucken paranoid,
I would lie or say the wrong thing just because i'm so terrifed
of cops I can't think straight. Even though I have nothing illegal in my car and no record, I'm just phobic of cops, don't know why, but i just am.

xanx 03-15-2003 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
One of the biggest regrets I have ever had was when i was driving alone the highway in an old 1/2 ton I didn't give a crap about and this cop started to follow me. It was an EMPTY road, and the cop stayed about 2 meters behind me for about 20 miles - just to piss me off. I had beaten him in court on a speeding ticket the week before and he was mad at me. I didn't think about it till after but I SHOULD have SLAMMED the brakes on and said i saw a rabbit or something. GUARENTEED he would have rear ended me. Tough to explain away on an open highway - esp with treadmarks and all. Damn I regret not doing that..... If only I could relive that moment in time.

In florida you would have gotten a ticket and he would have got porch time.. Sudden abrupt movements even for animals are an 80.00 dollar fine... he would have got porch time for following to close

hershie 03-15-2003 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Do you know what the purpose of the Interstate Highway System is for voodoo?

you might be surprised.... it ain't for you and me to go on vacations to the Grand Canyon.

for the military to get around to fight the invading Soviets

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by hershie


for the military to get around to fight the invading Soviets

shazam.... and as much as some would like to believe, driving on the roads ain't a right. It's a revocable privilege. Like it or not.

xanx 03-15-2003 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
Is it true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use Public Roads as a means of transportation?

As well, isn't it also true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property?

From my understanding, the Government does NOT have the right, to turn our "rights" into privelages.

A "Driver's License" does exactly that. When you sign for your license, you are "waiving" some of your "rights" and agreeing to abide by the "rules of the road".

I'm not sure if you were involved with the Highway Patrol or a traffic division... but if you were or have an opinion on this...

As a "Police Officer" swarn to protect our rights as citizens, how can you issue tickets, and fines to people for using their property (their vehicles), even taken to JAIL for not signing for these tickets (personal experience)? Doesn't it bother you to enforce laws against people that you took an oath to protect them from?

"The Police used to watch over the people... Now they are watching the people."

Never ran into that..It would be enforced becuase they are state statues and we enfore those.. I guess you would complain to who made the statue

Spunky 03-15-2003 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


Didn't know they were.. I'm an X-cop

Hmmm.What did you start up a TGP Or Another AVS or paysite to get your feet wet?

xanx 03-15-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Last question. why do cops always ask " Where are you going?"

Or if you say for example " I'm going to work", they will ask
"Where do you work?" Is this standard procedure, are they trained to ask this or are they just being nosy? I hate people asking me a lot of questions, if its not relevant to the reason why they are pulling me over. If they are pulling me over for a traffic violation, why do they need to know where I work or where I'm going and all of that?

They are gaging you... Smelling for alchol..slurred speech.. or to see if you are headed to a know drug area.. if they get the impression you are acting funny with your answers they will look for PC to search your car

Voodoo 03-15-2003 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Do you know what the purpose of the Interstate Highway System is for voodoo?

you might be surprised.... it ain't for you and me to go on vacations to the Grand Canyon.

Agreed. It's more like a guaranteed payout from a slot-machine.


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