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Mutt 03-15-2003 02:05 AM

how many 'bad' cops did you come across on your force? Cops who would pull over young guys, blacks, minorities and give them a hard time for no reason, smack their head against the patrol car etc. Bad cops who will plant evidence etc.

How many cops should really be fired cuz they are psychologically unfit to hold such a stressful job?

finally, what % of cops love the cock?

xanx 03-15-2003 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
This sounds bad -- but if I'm real drunk and walking home... and I see a cop drive by... Sometimes I just imagine these cop cars exploding into a million fragments, flipping over, the wheels blowing up, or just plain bursting into flames. I have a vivid imagination... I'd never want a job where people hate me... The last cop that pulled me over in a speed trap -- try as I might to forgive the guy -- I sometimes hope that he chokes to death on peanutbutter... karma is a bitch... I remember watching a TV special about movie actors that played villians and died of mysterious causes... Never underestimate the power of a large audience :Hollering

I'm thinking right about now George W. Bush has some REAL bad karma... Hell I see his name spray-painted in the streets... in Florida AND New York "Bush is a dickhead" and all sorts of other hateful remarks... Never seen that with any other president...


Well from my experience the only people that showed and form of hate to me personally were people that I was slapping steel bracelets on =)

I know its different everwhere but I always preety much got a long with the community I worked in.

Baal 03-15-2003 02:09 AM

I lost my licence last week (literally lost it; left it at a store where I got carded), and have an appointment in 3 weeks to get a replacement (freaking DMV)... if I get pulled over and my Lic # is run, it'll show up as being a current legit Lic #, but I only have my old expired licence in my wallet as ID now.
What will happen if I get pulled over while driving and I show my old expired licence and tell the cop why I only have my expired licence in my posession?

MetaMan 03-15-2003 02:09 AM

fuck cops,

they r all bullshit and think they rule the world,

yesterday i matched the description of a stabber or some shit and the cops like let me see your id im like what the hell is this for,
he announces in the entire store " U MATCH THE DESCRIPTION PERFECTLY OF A STABBING "

everyone looks at me im just like fuck off and kept shopping,

police also re sell all the drugs they take, or get high themselves

Mutt 03-15-2003 02:11 AM

that's silly. I don't even have to read the case law. Driving is a privilege not a right. It's why we have age restrictions on driving, limits based on one's sight and health, and of course why the state can take away your driving privileges for being a menace on the road.

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
fuck cops,

they r all bullshit and think they rule the world,

yesterday i matched the description of a stabber or some shit and the cops like let me see your id im like what the hell is this for,
he announces in the entire store " U MATCH THE DESCRIPTION PERFECTLY OF A STABBING "

everyone looks at me im just like fuck off and kept shopping,

police also re sell all the drugs they take, or get high themselves

so if I come and rob your house next week while you're out, you won't be calling the cops right? After all, fuck 'em you said.

Mutt 03-15-2003 02:14 AM

one fiddy!




ok i lied, i always wanted to do that but i am too lazy to count up the posts or do whatever you guys do to track the post count.

MetaMan 03-15-2003 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


so if I come and rob your house next week while you're out, you won't be calling the cops right? After all, fuck 'em you said.

im one of those nutballs who stacked up on thousands of gallons of water and cambells soup before the Y2K glitch,

money will have no value!

xanx 03-15-2003 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
how many 'bad' cops did you come across on your force? Cops who would pull over young guys, blacks, minorities and give them a hard time for no reason, smack their head against the patrol car etc. Bad cops who will plant evidence etc.

How many cops should really be fired cuz they are psychologically unfit to hold such a stressful job?

finally, what % of cops love the cock?


I only knew one gay cop and he quit after less than 6 months. He really didn't get a long with everyone..


I saw bad cops.. but never till they were caught.. I never knew what they were doing till it hit the papers.. those that would like plat evidence and shit that is.. there were 3 i knew of..

As far as the traffic stops on minorites and stuff that does happen a lot. Not just minorites though.. Profiling does go on but in my experiece no one race is picked on more than another..

not sure on the % of nuuty cops... we had so many tests and background checks it weeds those out fast.. old timers tens to lose it from time to time but thats in any job really

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by xanx



Well from my experience the only people that showed and form of hate to me personally were people that I was slapping steel bracelets on =)

I know its different everwhere but I always preety much got a long with the community I worked in.

I remember a story in high-school I think some cop's son was shot at the beach after his girlfriend was raped... Do you ever worry about some guy getting out of prison 15, 20 years later just to cap your wife or your kids? That would suck. I can just imagine some guy for 15 years getting ass raped in his cell thinking I can't wait to get out so at least I can do XYZ to that fucking pig.

xanx 03-15-2003 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
I lost my licence last week (literally lost it; left it at a store where I got carded), and have an appointment in 3 weeks to get a replacement (freaking DMV)... if I get pulled over and my Lic # is run, it'll show up as being a current legit Lic #, but I only have my old expired licence in my wallet as ID now.
What will happen if I get pulled over while driving and I show my old expired licence and tell the cop why I only have my expired licence in my posession?

The number is more than likely the same so when he goes to run it through NCIC/FCIC it will show valid... so he will let you go..

unless your an ass and than he can write you for faluire to display

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo


Actually, I have never seen an F.B.I. agent sledge hammering a road in my life. Usually I see contractors doing this type of work.

And as far as I know, there isn't a "Government Road Construction Crew" or anything of the sort.

Who do you think actually pays to have these roads built? Do you think the Government has been saving it's pennies over the past 8 months in a big piggy bank somewhere so they can gather enough funds to fill in the pot holes in the road on your street?
:eek2

obviously tax dollars pay for it, and obviously FBI agents arent going to be out there...

D.O.T. Employees (department of transportation), which whether YOU like it or not, IS a government funded and maintained operation, fixes roads. So actually, to dispell your "public" theory, roads are built and maintained by "Government Road Construction Crews"

Like I said, when there is a pothole in the road your ass ain't out there fixin it are you? But I bet you're one of the millions of people who bitch about them. Who gets bitched to about it? You? Your neighbors? The mexican guy who mows your lawn? No, the government does. Who fixes it? The government does.

Sorry voodoo, the roads you so much want to be "yours" aren't, never have been and never will be.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


so if I come and rob your house next week while you're out, you won't be calling the cops right? After all, fuck 'em you said.

Right to bear arms.

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by dig420


he could have just busted me on it right there instead of having me walk half a mile to my car in that dark parking lot...

he wanted to meet at MY car, not his lol

he probably wanted to smoke ya out :winkwink:

xanx 03-15-2003 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


I remember a story in high-school I think some cop's son was shot at the beach after his girlfriend was raped... Do you ever worry about some guy getting out of prison 15, 20 years later just to cap your wife or your kids? That would suck. I can just imagine some guy for 15 years getting ass raped in his cell thinking I can't wait to get out so at least I can do XYZ to that fucking pig.

Yes... the department has several of those type threats documented for me.. but really what can you do live in a box your whole life.. I still cary a weapon though..I suspose that's all i can do..

MetaMan 03-15-2003 02:26 AM

i dont like cops at all,
and if i could give anyone advice is dont be a witness and dont sign any statements with cops,

ive had bad expieriences being a witness to attempted stabbings and all it does is put ur name in the mix of things where u dont want it to be,

and when it comes down to it no one is there to protect u but U.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
Like I said, when there is a pothole in the road your ass ain't out there fixin it are you? But I bet you're one of the millions of people who bitch about them. Who gets bitched to about it? You? Your neighbors? The mexican guy who mows your lawn? No, the government does. Who fixes it? The government does.
Are you retarded? The mafia fixes the roads... Why do you think they work so slow? :1orglaugh

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo


Case law tells us what the courts have decided in issues about "right vs. privilege". In the case of Chicago Motor Coach vs. Chicago, 169 NE 22; Ligare vs. Chicago, 28 NE 934; Boon vs. Clark, 214 SSW 607; and in 25 American Jurisprudence (1st) Highways Sect. 163, we find that, "The use of the highways for the purpose of travel and trans-portation is not a mere privilege, but a common and fundamental Right of which the public and the individual cannot be rightfully deprived." So here we have 3 court cases and a quote from one of our basic American law volumes telling us that we have an inalienable right to use the roadways.

and in no way do any of those precedents state that the roads are owned by citizens.

I have an inalienable right to vote, does that mean I own the voting machines?

Giving someone rights is not the same as giving them ownership of whatever it is they have been given the rights to

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Are you retarded? The mafia fixes the roads... Why do you think they work so slow? :1orglaugh

well slap me around and call me becky!

Baal 03-15-2003 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


The number is more than likely the same so when he goes to run it through NCIC/FCIC it will show valid... so he will let you go..

unless your an ass and than he can write you for faluire to display

That's cool... I know that technically I shouldn't drive w/o a current licence, but it's not like I'm not currently licenced to drive.

Anyhow, thanks for the advice you're giving here.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
and in no way do any of those precedents state that the roads are owned by citizens.

I have an inalienable right to vote, does that mean I own the voting machines?

Giving someone rights is not the same as giving them ownership of whatever it is they have been given the rights to

Leave it to the lawyers...

There are some guys that still won't get a driver's license because a social security number is required... and US citizens have the right to *not* have a social security number...

Hehe...

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:30 AM

4:20 bling bling.

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Baal


That's cool... I know that technically I shouldn't drive w/o a current licence, but it's not like I'm not currently licenced to drive.

Anyhow, thanks for the advice you're giving here.

expired license? may as well not have a license at all as far as the law is concerned

they wont even take expired license for liquor/cigarette sales let alone operating an automobile

xanx 03-15-2003 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Baal


That's cool... I know that technically I shouldn't drive w/o a current licence, but it's not like I'm not currently licenced to drive.

Anyhow, thanks for the advice you're giving here.

np .. these have been the eaiser questions :)

XxXotic 03-15-2003 02:33 AM

how many cops you know carry a "just in case" weapon

just in case they shoot someone unarmed they have a plant

my stepfather was a cop, he had one :winkwink:

xanx 03-15-2003 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
expired license? may as well not have a license at all as far as the law is concerned

they wont even take expired license for liquor/cigarette sales let alone operating an automobile

They can use it to identify him.. if his other is lost..he may get a lecture for still having a expired license on him as in Florida you can only possess one license and must surrender old ones when getting a new one

xanx 03-15-2003 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
how many cops you know carry a "just in case" weapon

just in case they shoot someone unarmed they have a plant

my stepfather was a cop, he had one :winkwink:


lol.. "throw-a-ways" well every officer i know carries a backup weapon that does not have to be looged anywhere..so i guess if you were in that situation the option would be there...

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:41 AM

How can I beat a speeding ticket from a speed trap that financially supports a whole town... it's a real backwards town in the middle of fucking nowhere (Starke, FL) -- I'm pretty sure if I won't get a fair judge -- the whole town depends on this speeding-ticket scam...

The supreme court told the adjacent towns that you can't earn 25% from speeding tickets -- but I guess Starke was exempt for some reason...

xanx 03-15-2003 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
How can I beat a speeding ticket from a speed trap that financially supports a whole town... it's a real backwards town in the middle of fucking nowhere (Starke, FL) -- I'm pretty sure if I won't get a fair judge -- the whole town depends on this speeding-ticket scam...

The supreme court told the adjacent towns that you can't earn 25% from speeding tickets -- but I guess Starke was exempt for some reason...

The only way to beat it is attack the radar..take the ticket to court and make the operator produce all his radar logs of the checks he did before and after each shift using it..no one keeps those they just hope it doesn't get brought up i court..but if u happen to draw the guy that does keep them your stuck wih the court costs and the ticket

xanx 03-15-2003 02:49 AM

damn we only got 1.5% of each ticket written

hershie 03-15-2003 02:51 AM

200 ha never done this before - yipee

BRISK 03-15-2003 02:53 AM

I used to live in an apartment that was on a high floor. It overlooked the whole city. I could see lots of street and intersections and late at night I would always see cops turn on their flashing red and blue lights just to get through red lights that had no cars around for blocks.

Can cops do that?

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by xanx
damn we only got 1.5% of each ticket written
the 25% is the cap for the entire TOWN :) The highway that runs from Waldo to I-95 is like one huge speedtrap as noted by AAA -- if it weren't for these speeding tickets, these towns would lose 25% of their revenue :Graucho

So I can only imagine these cops have perfect logs -- hell the whole city depends on this ticket money... And these radar guns aren't even accurate if there's a large truck nearby, which there was... My physics processor explained it once... Anyway, why the fuck do I want to argue with some rednecks about the physics of radar guns... I'd rather pay the $133 and take the points... What urks me is every time I pay increased insurance rates for God knows how long -- I will be reminded of how much I want that fucking cop to die, etc.

xanx 03-15-2003 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I used to live in an apartment that was on a high floor. It overlooked the whole city. I could see lots of street and intersections and late at night I would always see cops turn on their flashing red and blue lights just to get through red lights that had no cars around for blocks.

Can cops do that?

Yes.. the Florida statue says that if you are in the lawfull preformance of your duty. Which basicly means your a cop who's on shift.. you do not have to obey traffic laws though you do have to drive in reasonable and prudent manner.. whatever that means lol..

it could be different in your state though..

xanx 03-15-2003 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
200 ha never done this before - yipee
200 ?

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Right to bear arms.

i said while he was out.... arms or no arms, ain't gonna help him when he's at the movies. I'll be ownin' that shit, and loggin' in with his username before he gets back.

xanx 03-15-2003 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


the 25% is the cap for the entire TOWN :) The highway that runs from Waldo to I-95 is like one huge speedtrap as noted by AAA -- if it weren't for these speeding tickets, these towns would lose 25% of their revenue :Graucho

damn... doesn't starke have the prison with the electric chair :Graucho

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


i said while he was out.... arms or no arms, ain't gonna help him when he's at the movies. I'll be ownin' that shit, and loggin' in with his username before he gets back.

Yeah, but I'll be watching his shit...

Mutt 03-15-2003 03:03 AM

doh........... you blew it hershie, prematurely ejaculated the 200 post 50 posts early :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Yeah, but I'll be watching his shit...

but I got the right to bear too.... :Graucho


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