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Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo


Agreed. It's more like a guaranteed payout from a slot-machine.

only if you can't use common sense and follow the rules that the rest of society has decided they want enforced.

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by chupacabra


sleazy, what's an "It-governor", please clarify... i'm drunk and bleary..

sp - leutentant gov't

421Fill 03-15-2003 01:22 AM

What's porch time? Suspension?

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by xanx



In florida you would have gotten a ticket and he would have got porch time.. Sudden abrupt movements even for animals are an 80.00 dollar fine... he would have got porch time for following to close

what's porch time?

phogirl69 03-15-2003 01:23 AM

Is it normal to not arrest someone for driving with a suspended license but just tow their car?

And one time a cop pulled me over just because my license plate wasn't lighted! I didn't even know license plates had to be lit, i thought cars only had tail lights.... :mad: Didn't get a ticket tho, just a warning to get it fixed.

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Is it normal to not arrest someone for driving with a suspended license but just tow their car?

And one time a cop pulled me over just because my license plate wasn't lighted! I didn't even know license plates had to be lit, i thought cars only had tail lights.... :mad: Didn't get a ticket tho, just a warning to get it fixed.

shit in manitoba 3/4 of all licence plates are covered in snow and unreadable - INCLUDING the cops.

LiveCam 03-15-2003 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


I'm still young and to me It was never about feeling powerfull it was just fun =) I think I answered that


:thumbsup
nice

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:27 AM

why did you leave the police force?

Gutterboy 03-15-2003 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
is it true that if you kill someone and noone sees and you are able to dispose of the body in a place where noone will EVER find it you won't be convicted of murder?
There was a case on the East Coast not too long ago where a Doctor was convicted of killing his wife on entirely circumstantial evidence. He offed her, loaded her into his plane, and dumped her body into the Atlantic. No one saw him kill her or dump her, and the body was never recovered.

phogirl69 03-15-2003 01:28 AM

http://www.nastycops.tv/ :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy


There was a case on the East Coast not too long ago where a Doctor was convicted of killing his wife on entirely circumstantial evidence. He offed her, loaded her into his plane, and dumped her body into the Atlantic. No one saw him kill her or dump her, and the body was never recovered.

talk about a SHITTY defense lawyer.

xanx 03-15-2003 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by turbo
What's porch time? Suspension?
Suspended without pay.. can't use one of your paid days off either :feels-hot

XxXotic 03-15-2003 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
Is it true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use Public Roads as a means of transportation?

As well, isn't it also true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property?

From my understanding, the Government does NOT have the right, to turn our "rights" into privelages.

A "Driver's License" does exactly that. When you sign for your license, you are "waiving" some of your "rights" and agreeing to abide by the "rules of the road".

I'm not sure if you were involved with the Highway Patrol or a traffic division... but if you were or have an opinion on this...

As a "Police Officer" swarn to protect our rights as citizens, how can you issue tickets, and fines to people for using their property (their vehicles), even taken to JAIL for not signing for these tickets (personal experience)? Doesn't it bother you to enforce laws against people that you took an oath to protect them from?

"The Police used to watch over the people... Now they are watching the people."

roads are not "public" they are owned by the feds, states and counties (or parish if you live in asscrack louisiana) you're not waiving any right by signing a license, you're signing a contract allowing you to USE their property in a lawful manner

pothole on the highway, who's out there fixin it? a federal/state or local employee, not you

xanx 03-15-2003 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Is it normal to not arrest someone for driving with a suspended license but just tow their car?

And one time a cop pulled me over just because my license plate wasn't lighted! I didn't even know license plates had to be lit, i thought cars only had tail lights.... :mad: Didn't get a ticket tho, just a warning to get it fixed.

If it expired over 6 months yes..

Tag light is great PC to look for warrants and other shit.. Never wrote a ticket for it though

phogirl69 03-15-2003 01:32 AM

That's weird that you would become a porn webmaster,

I always thought cops hated porn and thought it was
really bad! Guess cops are human too.....

xanx 03-15-2003 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
why did you leave the police force?
I was getting fed up dealing with crankers all night long and having to deal with their bullshit as well as knowing my hobby was making more money than my career choice.. Just did what I felt was a step up to improve my way of living :thumbsup

xanx 03-15-2003 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
That's weird that you would become a porn webmaster,

I always thought cops hated porn and thought it was
really bad! Guess cops are human too.....


why does everyone say that lol :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
That's weird that you would become a porn webmaster,

I always thought cops hated porn and thought it was
really bad! Guess cops are human too.....


every cop i know LOVES porn.

I got pulled over for speeding on my drive home from the airport from the internext convention. the cop asked me where I was going and where I had been - since it was 3am(probaly thought I came from a bar and was drunk) - i told him I was just off the airplane from a porn convention. he was stoked. Let let me off just for telling him that and giving him one of my business cards so that he could know the url of my free site to get free porn... (as free porn isn't a bribe - or so he put it)

Voodoo 03-15-2003 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
roads are not "public" they are owned by the feds, states and counties (or parish if you live in asscrack louisiana) you're not waiving any right by signing a license, you're signing a contract allowing you to USE their property in a lawful manner

pothole on the highway, who's out there fixin it? a federal/state or local employee, not you

Actually, I have never seen an F.B.I. agent sledge hammering a road in my life. Usually I see contractors doing this type of work.

And as far as I know, there isn't a "Government Road Construction Crew" or anything of the sort.

Who do you think actually pays to have these roads built? Do you think the Government has been saving it's pennies over the past 8 months in a big piggy bank somewhere so they can gather enough funds to fill in the pot holes in the road on your street?
:eek2

TheFLY 03-15-2003 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
I'm scared to death of cops... I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license because my insurance policy expired, so they towed my car away! I was so scared, I thought the cop was going to arrest me but he didn't. I had to pay over 1k to get the car out of the pound, but when I went to court I only had to pay a $10 fee for a processing fee after I showed proof of insurance...

That incident made me EXTREMEMLY paranoid of cops, everytime I see one in my rearview mirror I feel like I have a heart attack even though I didn't do anything illegal, and I will even drive out of the way to avoid the cop. I am so paranoid, I call the DMV every week now to make sure my license is still valid, because i know they will suspend your license if you pay your insurance bill late (which I do often) Sometimes I don't even like to drive because cops make me paranoid.

And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me.

:helpme

Wow you sound paranoid, but I'm practically the same way now. After getting a fucking ticket in a speed trap where I was clearly going the speed limit, I do not trust cops at all. Most of the time I get pulled over for bullshit like having a tail-light out... It's always something with these cops... It's like hey the guy has spiffy tires or his windows are tinted or seat-belt is not fastened or who knows maybe I didn't shave my beard and I look suspicious... Probably some cops are ok -- but the majority of them have a chip in their shoulder as they can't help but attribute self-importance to themselves in order to pretend like their job is to be respected... The need to give these Police officers some kind of ethics class -- so they understand their function in society... A police car is specifically designed to intimidate -- you don't see cops driving around pink cars -- well damnit they should...

When I can afford my own full time lawyer I will drive around town on the most god awful hydrolics and harrass every fucking cop in my town until I own every one of them... Then I'll buy them little pink ballerina outfits for Christmas.

dig420 03-15-2003 01:37 AM

I used to go to jail every weekend in my college days for one stupid thing or another. I got stopped once and I was so drunk I stumbled getting out of the car, but the cop didn't give me the breathalyzer (this was before drunk driving became a huge felony) and he searched me and missed a joint in my pocket. He put me in the back seat of his cruiser and I stashed the joint under the back seat of his car.

They keep me in a holding cell until I (supposedly) am sober, and this same cop accosts me outside the station, shows me the doobie and tells me to meet him back at my car. I was still so drunk it took me an hour to find the car and he was gone.

My question is: was he going to kick my ass?

xanx 03-15-2003 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by dig420
I used to go to jail every weekend in my college days for one stupid thing or another. I got stopped once and I was so drunk I stumbled getting out of the car, but the cop didn't give me the breathalyzer (this was before drunk driving became a huge felony) and he searched me and missed a joint in my pocket. He put me in the back seat of his cruiser and I stashed the joint under the back seat of his car.

They keep me in a holding cell until I (supposedly) am sober, and this same cop accosts me outside the station, shows me the doobie and tells me to meet him back at my car. I was still so drunk it took me an hour to find the car and he was gone.

My question is: was he going to kick my ass?

lol.. not sure never met the guy but it's more likely he may have given you a notice to appear for possession under 20g They kkep the citation books on the cars :)

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

When I can afford my own full time lawyer ............

thank God that day won't come..........

NastyJack 03-15-2003 01:41 AM

Who does an ex cop end up pushing smut?

dig420 03-15-2003 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


lol.. not sure never met the guy but it's more likely he may have given you a notice to appear for possession under 20g They kkep the citation books on the cars :)

he could have just busted me on it right there instead of having me walk half a mile to my car in that dark parking lot...

he wanted to meet at MY car, not his lol

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo


Actually, I have never seen an F.B.I. agent sledge hammering a road in my life. Usually I see contractors doing this type of work.

And as far as I know, there isn't a "Government Road Construction Crew" or anything of the sort.

Who do you think actually pays to have these roads built? Do you think the Government has been saving it's pennies over the past 8 months in a big piggy bank somewhere so they can gather enough funds to fill in the pot holes in the road on your street?
:eek2

tax dollars pay for it. Tax dollars pay for alot of things. Prisons, crack whores on welfare, schools, killing people in Iraq, etc....

so you think because the government allocates a portion of the tax dollars to road maintenance that you should be completely unrestricted to do anything you damn well please on a PUBLIC roadway?

surely you can't be serious. It's not YOUR road.

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
-- but the majority of them have a chip in their shoulder as they can't help but attribute self-importance to themselves in order to pretend like their job is to be respected...

hmmm.... sounds just like some porn webmasters

xanx 03-15-2003 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by NastyJack
Who does an ex cop end up pushing smut?
Why does anyone?.. Money of course :thumbsup

xanx 03-15-2003 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by dig420


he could have just busted me on it right there instead of having me walk half a mile to my car in that dark parking lot...

he wanted to meet at MY car, not his lol

oh.. yea thats is real odd..not sure

SleazyDream 03-15-2003 01:49 AM

well, I'm headed to bed.

THANK YOU Xanx for this thread - it was interesting and the highlight of my evening. Good luck with your online adult ventures.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


thank God that day won't come..........

:1orglaugh

Yer probably right... I'd rather buy my own country...

LiveCam 03-15-2003 01:52 AM

he will have the thread of the week !

:thumbsup

xanx 03-15-2003 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
well, I'm headed to bed.

THANK YOU Xanx for this thread - it was interesting and the highlight of my evening. Good luck with your online adult ventures.

Thanks man :thumbsup

TheFLY 03-15-2003 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head



hmmm.... sounds just like some porn webmasters

I don't try to be important. :Graucho

LiveCam 03-15-2003 01:54 AM

How much a cop earn in us ?

here in canada it'S about 40 000$ can

is this question is :http://www.directbrowse.com/abc/smili.gif

:1orglaugh

xanx 03-15-2003 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by LiveCam
How much a cop earn in us ?

here in canada it'S about 40 000$ can

is this question is :http://www.directbrowse.com/abc/smili.gif

:1orglaugh

With experience I was making 32,000/year .. it sucked

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


I don't try to be important. :Graucho

wasn't pointing any fingers.... :winkwink:

Voodoo 03-15-2003 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


tax dollars pay for it. Tax dollars pay for alot of things. Prisons, crack whores on welfare, schools, killing people in Iraq, etc....

so you think because the government allocates a portion of the tax dollars to road maintenance that you should be completely unrestricted to do anything you damn well please on a PUBLIC roadway?

surely you can't be serious. It's not YOUR road.

Case law tells us what the courts have decided in issues about "right vs. privilege". In the case of Chicago Motor Coach vs. Chicago, 169 NE 22; Ligare vs. Chicago, 28 NE 934; Boon vs. Clark, 214 SSW 607; and in 25 American Jurisprudence (1st) Highways Sect. 163, we find that, "The use of the highways for the purpose of travel and trans-portation is not a mere privilege, but a common and fundamental Right of which the public and the individual cannot be rightfully deprived." So here we have 3 court cases and a quote from one of our basic American law volumes telling us that we have an inalienable right to use the roadways.

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo


Case law tells us what the courts have decided in issues about "right vs. privilege". In the case of Chicago Motor Coach vs. Chicago, 169 NE 22; Ligare vs. Chicago, 28 NE 934; Boon vs. Clark, 214 SSW 607; and in 25 American Jurisprudence (1st) Highways Sect. 163, we find that, "The use of the highways for the purpose of travel and trans-portation is not a mere privilege, but a common and fundamental Right of which the public and the individual cannot be rightfully deprived." So here we have 3 court cases and a quote from one of our basic American law volumes telling us that we have an inalienable right to use the roadways.

okay.... grab a fifth of Jack, some herb, and go out and run your car up to 120 on the freeway and then tell me how your night in jail was when you get back.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:04 AM

This sounds bad -- but if I'm real drunk and walking home... and I see a cop drive by... Sometimes I just imagine these cop cars exploding into a million fragments, flipping over, the wheels blowing up, or just plain bursting into flames. I have a vivid imagination... I'd never want a job where people hate me... The last cop that pulled me over in a speed trap -- try as I might to forgive the guy -- I sometimes hope that he chokes to death on peanutbutter... karma is a bitch... I remember watching a TV special about movie actors that played villians and died of mysterious causes... Never underestimate the power of a large audience :Hollering

I'm thinking right about now George W. Bush has some REAL bad karma... Hell I see his name spray-painted in the streets... in Florida AND New York "Bush is a dickhead" and all sorts of other hateful remarks... Never seen that with any other president...


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