Thread to speak to the Pirates... What would you say if you knew they were listening?

[Slutboat]

Today for the first time I came across a full on porn pirate forum (never looked before) I am ASTONISHED these sites are in existence... These sites are clean, fast, organized and well designed. They have everything - endless full member videos.. full on member sections even, model galleries from every solo and multi model site...and what was the most disturbing is that it's quite apparent that it's not just surfers posting up all the stolen material but the site owners themselves - watermarks are removed systematically and galleries created by professional web people... this isn't peer to peer, this is all out robbery by professionals.

To me these type of blog sites seem like a far more insidious threat to the adult biz than any tube site. Especially if you are a multi-model site owner like most of my clients are.

I found it extremely interesting when Borked posted his account of getting hit with a massive DOS attack after his thread advising us how to secure our video streams

brilliant read: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/990150-gfy-educational-series-prevent-piracy.html

Here is the thread about the attack: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/992284-hard-core-pirates-amongst.html

Borked experienced a: full-on distributed dos attack coming from zombie servers as well as cloud services - some 3000+ IPs all coming down on my poor server.

We know now for sure that these Pro-Pirates are reading GFY, why wouldn't they, after all they are porn webmasters too right?

What would you want to say to a major pirate site owner if you had the chance?

Here is my humble piece...





Dear Mr. Pirate Site Owner

I want you to take a nice long look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Now smile and take a long look at your pearly white teeth... Now I want you to imagine a swinging baseball bat at the full velocity of a major league swing connecting with your shiny white teeth.

CRACK!

OUCH - you ok buddy? Let me help you up... Go ahead and spit out all the tooth fragments in the sink... spit out the blood...yucky. Now you got no teefus...

BOOM!

Sorry bro I had to smash your right hand with the bat - wow it aint looking too good man, the hand is just mangled...You better have that looked at...

I think you're going to have to use your left hand for the mouse next time you want to chop off more watermarks. Here is a nice straw to drink your food with.

Take care now ya'hear




Sincerely
Slutboat

[ottopottomouse]

Cool story.

Take your pills.

[Agent 488]

welcome to the internet.

[Agent 488]

i forgot.

adapt or die.

[marketsmart]

I would say:

Dear Mr. Blackbeard Sir,

I would love to come and work on your pirate ship.

I would work for free as I love raping and pillaging more than money.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Love,

Marketsmart





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[96ukssob]

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Cool story.

Take your pills.

[PornMD]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

Today for the first time I came across a full on porn pirate forum (never looked before) I am ASTONISHED these sites are in existence... These sites are clean, fast, organized and well designed. They have everything - endless full member videos.. full on member sections even, model galleries from every solo and multi model site...and what was the most disturbing is that it's quite apparent that it's not just surfers posting up all the stolen material but the site owners themselves - watermarks are removed systematically and galleries created by professional web people... this isn't peer to peer, this is all out robbery by professionals.

To me these type of blog sites seem like a far more insidious threat to the adult biz than any tube site. Especially if you are a multi-model site owner like most of my clients are.

I found it extremely interesting when Borked posted his account of getting hit with a massive DOS attack after his thread advising us how to secure our video streams

brilliant read: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/990150-gfy-educational-series-prevent-piracy.html

Here is the thread about the attack: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/992284-hard-core-pirates-amongst.html

Borked experienced a: full-on distributed dos attack coming from zombie servers as well as cloud services - some 3000+ IPs all coming down on my poor server.

We know now for sure that these Pro-Pirates are reading GFY, why wouldn't they, after all they are porn webmasters too right?

What would you want to say to a major pirate site owner if you had the chance?

Here is my humble piece...





Dear Mr. Pirate Site Owner

I want you to take a nice long look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Now smile and take a long look at your pearly white teeth... Now I want you to imagine a swinging baseball bat at the full velocity of a major league swing connecting with your shiny white teeth.

CRACK!

OUCH - you ok buddy? Let me help you up... Go ahead and spit out all the tooth fragments in the sink... spit out the blood...yucky. Now you got no teefus...

BOOM!

Sorry bro I had to smash your right hand with the bat - wow it aint looking too good man, the hand is just mangled...You better have that looked at...

I think you're going to have to use your left hand for the mouse next time you want to chop off more watermarks. Here is a nice straw to drink your food with.

Take care now ya'hear




Sincerely
Slutboat

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

I would say:

Dear Mr. Blackbeard Sir,

I would love to come and work on your pirate ship.

I would work for free as I love raping and pillaging more than money.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Love,

Marketsmart

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laughed out loud thanks man... you are a fucked up human being

[Slutboat]

PORN MD and all the righties that hate me - you guys can participate too.. we all hate Pirates. Tell em whats on your mind.

[bjlover]

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Cool story.

Take your pills.

no pills are strong enough for this chump

[bjlover]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

Dear Mr. Pirate Site Owner

I want you to take a nice long look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Now smile and take a long look at your pearly white teeth... Now I want you to imagine a swinging baseball bat at the full velocity of a major league swing connecting with your shiny white teeth.

CRACK!

OUCH - you ok buddy? Let me help you up... Go ahead and spit out all the tooth fragments in the sink... spit out the blood...yucky. Now you got no teefus...

BOOM!

Sorry bro I had to smash your right hand with the bat - wow it aint looking too good man, the hand is just mangled...You better have that looked at...

I think you're going to have to use your left hand for the mouse next time you want to chop off more watermarks. Here is a nice straw to drink your food with.

Take care now ya'hear




Sincerely
Slutboat

I bet you are fat, have poor personal hygiene, you are single and well you are very very stupid


cary on though, you are amusing, it is like watching chimps at the zoo, but obviously retarded chimps, you know the chimps who are too stupid to eat bananas

[DWB]

I would ask them where their family lives. Then I would send some hard hitting crazy negros to go there and rape and beat their wife, mother, daughters, and grandmother.

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by bjlover

I bet you are fat, have poor personal hygiene, you are single and well you are very very stupid


cary on though, you are amusing, it is like watching chimps at the zoo, but obviously retarded chimps, you know the chimps who are too stupid to eat bananas

awwww is someone still mad at me for getting his real nick banned???

I sowwy please forgive me

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I would ask them where their family lives. Then I would send some hard hitting crazy negros to go there and rape and beat their wife, mother, daughters, and grandmother.

dude even the grandmother? you're hard DWB damn

[DWB]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

dude even the grandmother? you're hard DWB damn

Grandma doesn't get a free pass. But ya never know, those old bags may love it.

[bjlover]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

awwww is someone still mad at me for getting his real nick banned???

I sowwy please forgive me

you do realize people are laughing "at you" and not "with you"?

But I doubt you know the difference

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

Today for the first time I came across a full on porn pirate forum (never looked before) I am ASTONISHED these sites are in existence... These sites are clean, fast, organized and well designed. They have everything - endless full member videos.. full on member sections even, model galleries from every solo and multi model site...and what was the most disturbing is that it's quite apparent that it's not just surfers posting up all the stolen material but the site owners themselves - watermarks are removed systematically and galleries created by professional web people... this isn't peer to peer, this is all out robbery by professionals.

To me these type of blog sites seem like a far more insidious threat to the adult biz than any tube site. Especially if you are a multi-model site owner like most of my clients are.

I found it extremely interesting when Borked posted his account of getting hit with a massive DOS attack after his thread advising us how to secure our video streams

brilliant read: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/990150-gfy-educational-series-prevent-piracy.html

Here is the thread about the attack: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/992284-hard-core-pirates-amongst.html

Borked experienced a: full-on distributed dos attack coming from zombie servers as well as cloud services - some 3000+ IPs all coming down on my poor server.

We know now for sure that these Pro-Pirates are reading GFY, why wouldn't they, after all they are porn webmasters too right?

What would you want to say to a major pirate site owner if you had the chance?

Here is my humble piece...





Dear Mr. Pirate Site Owner

I want you to take a nice long look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Now smile and take a long look at your pearly white teeth... Now I want you to imagine a swinging baseball bat at the full velocity of a major league swing connecting with your shiny white teeth.

CRACK!

OUCH - you ok buddy? Let me help you up... Go ahead and spit out all the tooth fragments in the sink... spit out the blood...yucky. Now you got no teefus...

BOOM!

Sorry bro I had to smash your right hand with the bat - wow it aint looking too good man, the hand is just mangled...You better have that looked at...

I think you're going to have to use your left hand for the mouse next time you want to chop off more watermarks. Here is a nice straw to drink your food with.

Take care now ya'hear




Sincerely
Slutboat

(1) You must not get out and around on the internet much if you are only now becoming aware of such forums.

(2) As regards your letter to the pirates, you ARE kidding, aren't you?

[bjlover]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

(2) As regards your letter to the pirates, you ARE kidding, aren't you?

I dont think he is

he is a proper retard

[CaptainHowdy]

"Hello..."

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by bjlover

I dont think he is

he is a proper retard

No, I think Slutboat has good intentions but is incredibly naive.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

"Hello..."

That's what I'm talking about. You can close the thread after Lionel Richie was up in this bitch.

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

(1) You must not get out and around on the internet much if you are only now becoming aware of such forums.

(2) As regards your letter to the pirates, you ARE kidding, aren't you?

I've been aware of these sites all along but I purposefully have always refused to look at them.

As for my letter...was I kidding? hmmm define kidding. - This isn't kidding:





Dear Sally Rand

Lay back on the couch and get nice and comfy baby.... close your eyes...good...deep breaths...nice and relaxed...there ya go.

Now open your mouth all the way open - yep just like you're at the dentist.... nice n wide...

Now don't be alarmed, keep your eyes closed baby.... I'm just going to teach you what Tea Bagging really is - you ready.... ok here we go

....to be continued

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

I've been aware of these sites all along but I purposefully have always refused to look at them.

(Keeping your head in the sand a bit there, aren't you?)

As for my letter...was I kidding? hmmm define kidding. - This isn't kidding:





Dear Sally Rand

Lay back on the couch and get nice and comfy baby.... close your eyes...good...deep breaths...nice and relaxed...there ya go.

Now open your mouth all the way open - yep just like you're at the dentist.... nice n wide...

Now don't be alarmed, keep your eyes closed baby.... I'm just going to teach you what Tea Bagging really is - you ready.... ok here we go

....to be continued

Perverted son of a bitch, aren't you?

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Perverted son of a bitch, aren't you?

It's kind of a job requirement.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

I've been aware of these sites all along but I purposefully have always refused to look at them.

As for my letter...was I kidding? hmmm define kidding. - This isn't kidding:





Dear Sally Rand

Lay back on the couch and get nice and comfy baby.... close your eyes...good...deep breaths...nice and relaxed...there ya go.

Now open your mouth all the way open - yep just like you're at the dentist.... nice n wide...

Now don't be alarmed, keep your eyes closed baby.... I'm just going to teach you what Tea Bagging really is - you ready.... ok here we go

....to be continued

Originally Posted by Slutboat

It's kind of a job requirement.

Yeah and every time I try to be nice to you, you fuck with me!

Whatup?

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Yeah and every time I try to be nice to you, you fuck with me!

Whatup?

If thats being nice I'd hate to see your mean side

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

If thats being nice I'd hate to see your mean side

OK; let's call a truce, you ignorant slut!*

Just kidding about the ignorant slut part but not kidding about the truce!

*SNL reference

[Slutboat]

Oh I got the ignorant slut reference - Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain... brilliantly funny.

I always liked it when you called me that.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

Oh I got the ignorant slut reference - Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain... brilliantly funny.

I always liked it when you called me that.

Really, Big Boy?

.................................................. .......................

Figured you got it but included the SNL refs for the Unenlightened among us.

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Really, Big Boy?

.................................................. .......................

Figured you got it but included the SNL refs for the Unenlightened among us.

I prefer ignorant slut over big boy... but you can call me anything you want - as soon as my balls are out of your mouth.

[DateDoc]

"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!"

[Agent 488]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

I prefer ignorant slut over big boy... but you can call me anything you want - as soon as my balls are out of your mouth.

"sally" is a guy.

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by Agent 488

"sally" is a guy.

Then I Tea Bagged a guy - big deal.


I think shes a real gal though but makes no diff to me.


Besides no guy would have an avatar with mom jeans.. (her old one)

[RycEric]

I have an employee, in Australia, who welcomes any willing and able pirate to his home at anytime. Aka... Aussie Rebel will then make said pirate suck his dick (he has promised to take pictures) and he will post them here. I asked if he was gay (no big deal if so) and he told me "No.. Seven years in a maximum security prison does strange things to a man".

So... any pirate who wishes to be famous, on film, now is your chance.

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by RycEric

I have an employee, in Australia, who welcomes any willing and able pirate to his home at anytime. Aka... Aussie Rebel will then make said pirate suck his dick (he has promised to take pictures) and he will post them here. I asked if he was gay (no big deal if so) and he told me "No.. Seven years in a maximum security prison does strange things to a man".

So... any pirate who wishes to be famous, on film, now is your chance.

That was a very strange post but I like your style home slice. This is a nice bromance brewin.


Sally now that we have a truce can I see an old naked pic? (not a naked old pic)

[Barry-xlovecam]

Keelhaul 'em

[will76]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

To me these type of blog sites seem like a far more insidious threat to the adult biz than any tube site. Especially if you are a multi-model site owner like most of my clients are.

You found one of these sites for the first time today.

This is how many people come across those type of sites: ....

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any questions which is the greatest threat ?

[tonyparra]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

I've been aware of these sites all along but I purposefully have always refused to look at them.

As for my letter...was I kidding? hmmm define kidding. - This isn't kidding:





Dear Sally Rand

Lay back on the couch and get nice and comfy baby.... close your eyes...good...deep breaths...nice and relaxed...there ya go.

Now open your mouth all the way open - yep just like you're at the dentist.... nice n wide...

Now don't be alarmed, keep your eyes closed baby.... I'm just going to teach you what Tea Bagging really is - you ready.... ok here we go

....to be continued

[Nathan]

And people still wonder why our industry is regarded as if its full of scumbags, lol...

Sad...

[RycEric]

Originally Posted by Nathan

And people still wonder why our industry is regarded as if its full of scumbags, lol...

Sad...

Yes Fabian... that you are.

[JenniDahling]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

I would say:

Dear Mr. Blackbeard Sir,

I would love to come and work on your pirate ship.

I would work for free as I love raping and pillaging more than money.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Love,

Marketsmart





.

awesome

When I saw the thread, "Thread to speak to the Pirates... What would you say if you knew they were listening?" First thing I thought was "Arrgh" Yours was way better MarketSmart!

[Dirty Dane]

Site owners upload their own content too? That's not illegal but sounds desperate. What's the forum?

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by Nathan

And people still wonder why our industry is regarded as if its full of scumbags, lol...

Sad...

I take it I'm the scumbag you are referring too?

It was intended as comedy - but thought provoking comedy for people such as yourself...

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

awesome

When I saw the thread, "Thread to speak to the Pirates... What would you say if you knew they were listening?" First thing I thought was "Arrgh" Yours was way better MarketSmart!

Market's was better I do concede.


the dude is a funny human being (if he's human)

[Jack Sparrow]

Funny how I got ddos attacks, and personal attacks on this very forum when i launched oneclicktube.com as a counterstrike to piratism. Nobody wanted to listen then, was easier to trash me all over the place.

Why do you think anyone would listen to you now?
The adult entertainment ruined itself. Really. As soon as people in it start working together it might work, but i dont think that will ever happen.

[Nathan]

Slutload, I did not mean anyone specific, simply in general... And even if your post was simply meant as thought provoking, which I doubt, many others have replied with approval and more...

This does show how many people in this industry think and behave... And yes, I find it very sad.... Until this changes, nobody is going to look at this industry as a whole like any other business, although it should be.

I doubt mpaa or riaa or any member of those groups is going to go out on some industry forum and post as to how they want to beat people up with baseball bats... Thought provoking or not...

[Slutboat]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Slutload, I did not mean anyone specific, simply in general... And even if your post was simply meant as thought provoking, which I doubt, many others have replied with approval and more...

This does show how many people in this industry think and behave... And yes, I find it very sad.... Until this changes, nobody is going to look at this industry as a whole like any other business, although it should be.

I doubt mpaa or riaa or any member of those groups is going to go out on some industry forum and post as to how they want to beat people up with baseball bats... Thought provoking or not...

Mr. Cool and Calculated - do you ever cut loose and get a little crazy?

No hookers and blow?

C'mon lets blow some of that booty loot on some wild 3 day parties with porn stars and loose women...whadayasay Nathaniel?

[Nathan]

I do not need hookers and blow to cut lose..

I go to some small island resort and relax for a few weeks...

Obviously while not forgetting to post on gfy for the fun of it...

[Slutboat]

Nathan:

[Slutboat]

Slutboat: