Quote:
Originally Posted by Slutboat
Dear Mr. Pirate Site Owner
I want you to take a nice long look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Now smile and take a long look at your pearly white teeth... Now I want you to imagine a swinging baseball bat at the full velocity of a major league swing connecting with your shiny white teeth.
CRACK!
OUCH - you ok buddy? Let me help you up... Go ahead and spit out all the tooth fragments in the sink... spit out the blood...yucky. Now you got no teefus...
BOOM!
Sorry bro I had to smash your right hand with the bat - wow it aint looking too good man, the hand is just mangled...You better have that looked at...
I think you're going to have to use your left hand for the mouse next time you want to chop off more watermarks. Here is a nice straw to drink your food with.
Take care now ya'hear
Sincerely
Slutboat
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I bet you are fat, have poor personal hygiene, you are single and well you are very very stupid
cary on though, you are amusing, it is like watching chimps at the zoo, but obviously retarded chimps, you know the chimps who are too stupid to eat bananas
