I have an employee, in Australia, who welcomes any willing and able pirate to his home at anytime. Aka... Aussie Rebel will then make said pirate suck his dick (he has promised to take pictures) and he will post them here.
I asked if he was gay (no big deal if so) and he told me "No.. Seven years in a maximum security prison does strange things to a man".
So... any pirate who wishes to be famous, on film, now is your chance.