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marketsmart · 11-19-2010, 02:29 PM

I would say:

Dear Mr. Blackbeard Sir,

I would love to come and work on your pirate ship.

I would work for free as I love raping and pillaging more than money.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Love,

Marketsmart

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11-19-2010, 02:29 PM
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I would say: Dear Mr. Blackbeard Sir, I would love to come and work on your pirate ship. I would work for free as I love raping and pillaging more than money. Please let me know at your earliest convenience. Love, Marketsmart .