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oNe ToN oF mAyo · 01-06-2003, 01:09 AM

AND I DONT READ FUCKING PENTHOUSE I HJAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board!

As much fun as it would be to watch you make a further fool of yourself, you're too young to be here. This board is for adults, and you're a kid. As much as we may enjoy acting childish, this isn't a place for children.

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Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this!

So a couple of people who hang out here posted some pics in your forum. Big deal. Ban them and be done with it. However if you come here to complain and make out to be bigshots who will "shut this place down" don't expect sympathy. Expect laughter.

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You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

Um, your forum is the one that allows discussion of porn and anal sex by people 13+.

Anyways if you are really 15 you shouldn't be posting here.

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
AND I DONT READ FUCKING PENTHOUSE I HJAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER

And all that's mutually exclusive?

My wife reads Penthouse!

Honeyslut · 01-06-2003, 01:12 AM

Somebody's parents need to be bitch slapped..

stanton · 01-06-2003, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
what the FUCK?!?!?!

i come back here and read these LIES?!?! about LARS???!?!

YOU DONT KNOW HWAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

1) lars knows mroe about cigars than anyone, he is real expert, u cant expect a bunch of geeks to know anything about cigars, lars has true class

2) what the fuck is all this sex stuff? lars is awesome and would never take advantage of anyone like that (although all the girls LOVE him!!) + robbie is a great guy too

3) and 24a69.com members dont do crack u dumb fuck! U R THE CRACKHEAD DICKHEAD!!!

and i assume, you fat boy know everything about cigars!

ahhh what a bunch of little monkeys which are trying to suck up to some old pedophile...

And Why did you mention some Robbie?! You guys are just abunch of cocsuckers, which wear blind folds, and jerk each other off

Theo · 01-06-2003, 01:14 AM

Lars a spiritual leader....wtf

Aussie Rebel · 01-06-2003, 01:17 AM

Your 15 yrs old posting in a thread saying you love oral (6th post down) and your board has grown men talking sleazy sex talk to kids, sorry but your leader and his board sound like a bunch of pedos to me, Maybe we should get your board shut down.

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?which...&TOPIC_ID=2211

DarkJedi · 01-06-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
Lars is the MAN! He is a business man, artist, musician, philosopher, martial artist and WAY BEYOND ANY OF YOU SAD FUCKS

in other words, he's a fag ?

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 01:19 AM

I'll bet a lot of the "model" pics that are on that board are not licensed. Anyone want to contact APIC?

Aussie Rebel · 01-06-2003, 01:21 AM

oNe ToN oF mAyo is that what cums out of your ass after lars has finished tampering with you

stanton · 01-06-2003, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
oNe ToN oF mAyo is that what cums out of your ass after lars has finished tampering with you

Theo · 01-06-2003, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
I'll bet a lot of the "model" pics that are on that board are not licensed. Anyone want to contact APIC?

and a 2nd bet

in the future we'll see some interesting story about LARS on CNN....

Undutchable · 01-06-2003, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
oNe ToN oF mAyo is that what cums out of your ass after lars has finished tampering with you

haha

kenny · 01-06-2003, 01:23 AM

I dont even know of another board besides GFY. I dont understand how a person can use such a childish apporach and spawn a thread of this size.

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 01:26 AM

1. You guys sound like a cult
2. That pic was my sig, if you don't like it ban me... for real you idiots
3. Lars smokes the flesh cigar
4. Lars sounds like a dirty old pedo
5. You kids have been brainwashed

stanton · 01-06-2003, 01:27 AM

i think those kids need help!

lets contact their first fathers

SilverTab · 01-06-2003, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by stanton

lets contact their first fathers

sternyduke · 01-06-2003, 01:28 AM

i have a feeling all those girls on that board are really Lars and all the guys on that board have no idea.

if not, than i need to start a cult....

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 01:28 AM

Hey, we've got a right to come here, especially after Dildozer and that other dork go and totally try to screw up our board again. And as for me being 15, so what, it's a free world and I'll do what I want. You are all so crass and disgusting, it amazes me. I would be ashamed to be like you.

Well I've been saving all these pages and I sent them in an email to Lars, lets see what he has to say about it. I bet you're not so cocky now eh?

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by sternyduke
i have a feeling all those girls on that board are really Lars and all the guys on that board have no idea.

if not, than i need to start a cult....

To be like Lars:

Give crack for free
then make them pay for their crack
then make them suck you off for crack
finally make them spread the word that your crappy cigars are actually really fuckin good
get laughed at by the internet community

stanton · 01-06-2003, 01:31 AM

OHH NOOO!!!! ANYTHING BUT NOT THE LARS!!!!

Rose Crans · 01-06-2003, 01:32 AM

MY EYES!

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
so what, it's a free world and I'll do what I want.

Now you got it

i was in my right to post my beloved goatse

Goatse is also a cult you know
maybe we could merge goatse and lars cults

SilverTab · 01-06-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Well I've been saving all these pages and I sent them in an email to Lars, lets see what he has to say about it. I bet you're not so cocky now eh?

Damn...I'm shaking!....

Kinda cold in here...

Can't wait to see the guys trying to explain..."Hmm sorry kids, this time there's nothing the good ol' lars can do!"

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 01:33 AM

Well Dildozer...

1. If you call a group of freinds who like to hang out and love each other a cult, then I guess we're a cult.

2. We have banned you, you're an idiot and we don't want you around here.

3. Lars is a fine connoisseur of gars, not just some amateur.

4. Lars is a great man, he is like a father to so many of us. We love him, but not like that. YOU are the pedophile.

5. Lars has taught us a better, more peaceful, more loving way to live and be happy with our friends. We haven't been "brainwashed," you don't know what you're talking about.

You are a waste of air, Dildozer. You are just sick in the brain and I'm not sure there's any hope for you.

KrazieSweets · 01-06-2003, 01:34 AM

WAIT HOLD UP HERE

i got the real scope on these fuckers....Lars and his pussies cant afford a DVD player so they got to recruit their board whores to come here start trouble...so they can get a DVD player....that all this shit is...shove the cigars up Lars ass and jess and one ton both of u smoke it..lol

kenny · 01-06-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Hey, we've got a right to come here, especially after Dildozer and that other dork go and totally try to screw up our board again. And as for me being 15, so what, it's a free world and I'll do what I want. You are all so crass and disgusting, it amazes me. I would be ashamed to be like you.

Well I've been saving all these pages and I sent them in an email to Lars, lets see what he has to say about it. I bet you're not so cocky now eh?

Your a joke. You violated the TOS of this board by becoming a member when underage. This thread deserves no more of my attention. Your obviously a unreasonable fool.

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 01:35 AM

Ah fuckit - I've heard enough bullshit to make me want to puke - who'se got the url for reporting KP

Let's see what the FBI makes of dear sweet loveable Lars - the guy who loves 13 year olds

Rose Crans · 01-06-2003, 01:36 AM

I am hoping this whole thread is the product of someone who is very bored in a hotel room in Las Vegas and that it's not real kids.

That said... I have a bruised rib and have to go take a prescribed painkiller now because i'm in serious pain from laughing.

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 01:36 AM

This has to be the funniest thread ever on GFY
I am laughing so hard reading this stuff

Jessica, honey, I read a few times on your board that you like to have sex with Lars....You have some issues girl, wanting to be with a 30+ year old man at 15?

I personally think that Lars is a pedophile...Look at all of his domains that he owns...they all have some sort of sexual theme, and then he gets all you young girls to post on his board?

You girls are all a bunch of whores...I am sorry, but you are allthe definition of a whore...Lars needs to get some help. I have seen his cigars, smoked them once, and it is pure crap.

I suggest Lars get some help for his problems and stop ripping people off with his piece of crap cigars.

One Ton Mayo, you are trully retarded bro. I am not saying this to be mean, but just letting you know, as I really don't think that you yourself are aware of your retardation. I suggest seeking help as well.

Aussie Rebel · 01-06-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Hey, we've got a right to come here, especially after Dildozer and that other dork go and totally try to screw up our board again. And as for me being 15, so what, it's a free world and I'll do what I want. You are all so crass and disgusting, it amazes me. I would be ashamed to be like you.

Well I've been saving all these pages and I sent them in an email to Lars, lets see what he has to say about it. I bet you're not so cocky now eh?

Wrong little girl you have NO right to be here at all, this board is for Adults only not kids, so fuck off back to pedo land and stiff shit if you have been saving all the posts for lars I have been doing the same with your board so I can report it

kenny · 01-06-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Rose Crans
I am hoping this whole thread is the product of someone who is very bored in a hotel room in Las Vegas and that it's not real kids.

That said... I have a bruised rib and have to go take a prescribed painkiller now because i'm in serious pain from laughing.

That is what I keep thinking, LOL

Later GFY

LarsTetens · 01-06-2003, 01:39 AM

Ahhh!!! Lars Here!!
You all gonna die!!!

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX

One Ton Mayo, you are trully retarded bro. I am not saying this to be mean, but just letting you know, as I really don't think that you yourself are aware of your retardation. I suggest seeking help as well.

SilverTab · 01-06-2003, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by LarsTetens
Ahhh!!! Lars Here!!
You all gonna die!!!

Even tough I doubt it's the real Lars..it will get funnier!

yys · 01-06-2003, 01:40 AM

LarsTetens · 01-06-2003, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Yes you are. I'd be ashamed to be a member of this forum, you are all pathetic. You are all just sad little boys who sit at home all day in the dark playing with yourselves.

GET OFF THE CRACK BITCH!

HOW DARE YOU NOT CONFIRM WITH YOUR LEADER FIRST?!

LarsTetens · 01-06-2003, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
youd better watch out DILDOFUCK not only will lars shut this place down but he has some very HEAVY contacts... id pack my bags and start running

I will be packing Tons Of Mayo In your chubby ass fat boy!
I did not let you talk in other boards!

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by LarsTetens

GET OFF THE CRACK BITCH!

HOW DARE YOU NOT CONFIRM WITH YOUR LEADER FIRST?!

hahahahaha

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 01:43 AM

I seriously don't remember when the last time I laughed so hard was. I just wish there weren't kids involved. I don't know who this Lars fellow is but if that forum and those who populate is any reflection of the man, I'm not impressed.

phantom · 01-06-2003, 01:43 AM

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2398

jessica - "I'm ready now Lars for you"

lol what a cult. this lars cocksucker is good at brainwashing kids

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 01:43 AM

Ok... well first off that's not Lars, I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later, but that's not him. You guys at this board are such dicks, that is exactly what happened at our board, someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us.

Lars is NOT going to be happy about this.

LarsTetens · 01-06-2003, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Ok... well first off that's not Lars, I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later, but that's not him. You guys at this board are such dicks, that is exactly what happened at our board, someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us.

Lars is NOT going to be happy about this.

You did not call me, why are you lying?!?!?

Get off the crack!!!

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 01:48 AM

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I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later

EEEEK - quick - run - hide - HE is coming

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Ok... well first off that's not Lars, I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later, but that's not him. You guys at this board are such dicks, that is exactly what happened at our board, someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us.

Lars is NOT going to be happy about this.

Jessica, why are you so slutty? Dr. Drew from love line is telling me you were abused as a youngster, and thats what happened to you? There will always be a career waiting for you in porn, once you are 18, but in the meanwhile, I want to help you get away from this Lars fellow.

He is going to have sex with you and then his brainwashing will be complete. You do not want to be one of his drones Jessica. Help me help you

DarkJedi · 01-06-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
Ok... well first off that's not Lars, I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later, but that's not him. You guys at this board are such dicks, that is exactly what happened at our board, someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us.

Lars is NOT going to be happy about this.

Lars can lick my balls

funkmaster · 01-06-2003, 01:51 AM

"someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us. "

... now that´s really bad.

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

Lars can lick my balls

Doesn't he have any of his own?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-06-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... he's like a second father to me ...

You do realise ... that you have just purgured yourself and Lars, by admitting that ...

And I am pretty sure your father could be learning to Charelston in the state Dance Academy too ... fucking one's 15 year old daughter is SICK ...

NEW 24A69 WEBSITE

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 01:53 AM

the stuff being talked about on that board is 31% worst then anything that is ever posted on GFY

Lars has trully brainwashed these kids. Funny shit

01-06-2003, 01:09 AM	#201
oNe ToN oF mAyo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 57	AND I DONT READ FUCKING PENTHOUSE I HJAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER __________________

01-06-2003, 01:12 AM	#204
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	Somebody's parents need to be bitch slapped.. __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

01-06-2003, 01:19 AM	#209
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	I'll bet a lot of the "model" pics that are on that board are not licensed. Anyone want to contact APIC? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

01-06-2003, 01:26 AM	#215
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	1. You guys sound like a cult 2. That pic was my sig, if you don't like it ban me... for real you idiots 3. Lars smokes the flesh cigar 4. Lars sounds like a dirty old pedo 5. You kids have been brainwashed __________________ Spam link here

01-06-2003, 01:28 AM	#219
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	Hey, we've got a right to come here, especially after Dildozer and that other dork go and totally try to screw up our board again. And as for me being 15, so what, it's a free world and I'll do what I want. You are all so crass and disgusting, it amazes me. I would be ashamed to be like you. Well I've been saving all these pages and I sent them in an email to Lars, lets see what he has to say about it. I bet you're not so cocky now eh? __________________

01-06-2003, 01:14 AM	#206
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Lars a spiritual leader....wtf

01-06-2003, 01:17 AM	#207
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Your 15 yrs old posting in a thread saying you love oral (6th post down) and your board has grown men talking sleazy sex talk to kids, sorry but your leader and his board sound like a bunch of pedos to me, Maybe we should get your board shut down. http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?which...&TOPIC_ID=2211

01-06-2003, 01:21 AM	#210
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	oNe ToN oF mAyo is that what cums out of your ass after lars has finished tampering with you

01-06-2003, 01:23 AM	#214
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I dont even know of another board besides GFY. I dont understand how a person can use such a childish apporach and spawn a thread of this size.

01-06-2003, 01:27 AM	#216
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	i think those kids need help! lets contact their first fathers

01-06-2003, 01:28 AM	#218
sternyduke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 1,082	i have a feeling all those girls on that board are really Lars and all the guys on that board have no idea. if not, than i need to start a cult....

01-06-2003, 01:31 AM	#221
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	OHH NOOO!!!! ANYTHING BUT NOT THE LARS!!!!

01-06-2003, 01:32 AM	#222
Rose Crans Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 334	MY EYES!

01-06-2003, 01:33 AM	#225
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	Well Dildozer... 1. If you call a group of freinds who like to hang out and love each other a cult, then I guess we're a cult. 2. We have banned you, you're an idiot and we don't want you around here. 3. Lars is a fine connoisseur of gars, not just some amateur. 4. Lars is a great man, he is like a father to so many of us. We love him, but not like that. YOU are the pedophile. 5. Lars has taught us a better, more peaceful, more loving way to live and be happy with our friends. We haven't been "brainwashed," you don't know what you're talking about. You are a waste of air, Dildozer. You are just sick in the brain and I'm not sure there's any hope for you. __________________

01-06-2003, 01:34 AM	#226
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	WAIT HOLD UP HERE i got the real scope on these fuckers....Lars and his pussies cant afford a DVD player so they got to recruit their board whores to come here start trouble...so they can get a DVD player....that all this shit is...shove the cigars up Lars ass and jess and one ton both of u smoke it..lol

01-06-2003, 01:35 AM	#228
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	Ah fuckit - I've heard enough bullshit to make me want to puke - who'se got the url for reporting KP Let's see what the FBI makes of dear sweet loveable Lars - the guy who loves 13 year olds __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

01-06-2003, 01:36 AM	#229
Rose Crans Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 334	I am hoping this whole thread is the product of someone who is very bored in a hotel room in Las Vegas and that it's not real kids. That said... I have a bruised rib and have to go take a prescribed painkiller now because i'm in serious pain from laughing.

01-06-2003, 01:36 AM	#230
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	This has to be the funniest thread ever on GFY I am laughing so hard reading this stuff Jessica, honey, I read a few times on your board that you like to have sex with Lars....You have some issues girl, wanting to be with a 30+ year old man at 15? I personally think that Lars is a pedophile...Look at all of his domains that he owns...they all have some sort of sexual theme, and then he gets all you young girls to post on his board? You girls are all a bunch of whores...I am sorry, but you are allthe definition of a whore...Lars needs to get some help. I have seen his cigars, smoked them once, and it is pure crap. I suggest Lars get some help for his problems and stop ripping people off with his piece of crap cigars. One Ton Mayo, you are trully retarded bro. I am not saying this to be mean, but just letting you know, as I really don't think that you yourself are aware of your retardation. I suggest seeking help as well.

01-06-2003, 01:39 AM	#233
LarsTetens Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17	Ahhh!!! Lars Here!! You all gonna die!!!

01-06-2003, 01:40 AM	#236
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922

01-06-2003, 01:43 AM	#240
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	I seriously don't remember when the last time I laughed so hard was. I just wish there weren't kids involved. I don't know who this Lars fellow is but if that forum and those who populate is any reflection of the man, I'm not impressed. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

01-06-2003, 01:43 AM	#241
phantom Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 27	http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2398 jessica - "I'm ready now Lars for you" lol what a cult. this lars cocksucker is good at brainwashing kids

01-06-2003, 01:43 AM	#242
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	Ok... well first off that's not Lars, I just talked to Lars on the phone and he's coming later, but that's not him. You guys at this board are such dicks, that is exactly what happened at our board, someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us. Lars is NOT going to be happy about this. __________________

01-06-2003, 01:51 AM	#247
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	"someone kept on trying to steal out nicks and post things as if it was us. " ... now that´s really bad.

01-06-2003, 01:53 AM	#250
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	the stuff being talked about on that board is 31% worst then anything that is ever posted on GFY Lars has trully brainwashed these kids. Funny shit