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greentea · 01-06-2003, 03:27 AM

400 bitch

dig420 · 01-06-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

LoL
Im a bitch, huh?
no, what happened is lars supposedly showed up, and I wanted to make him speak with me on the phone so I can make fun of him and record the conversation and post it on GFY...so I was trying to get on his good side maybe...Thats why I changed my tune

But nice try

suuuuuuuure

FATPad · 01-06-2003, 03:27 AM

Okay, well, if any of this is real. ;)

Lars should probably be reported to the FBI for molesting kids.

It's pretty sad that he sends out a bunch of little girls he molests and wants to molest to protect him.

stanton · 01-06-2003, 03:28 AM

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 03:28 AM

Lars? Mayo? What happened? Lars?

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420

suuuuuuuure

you doubt my statement I see
well, you got no proof, so there

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:29 AM

When this "girl" turns 18 (in about 5 years)...
I bet we will see her again. My guess is she's going to be on BangBus... or possibly be a PREMIUM model for PixMasters.

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Lars? Mayo? What happened? Lars?

LoL

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Lars? Mayo? What happened? Lars?

You lost child

stanton · 01-06-2003, 03:29 AM

GOD!!! IT IS SOMEONE FROM GFY!!!!!

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 03:29 AM

This thread is certainly in the running for the DVD player.

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Lars? Mayo? What happened? Lars?

hold the Mayo, hold the pickle, I'll just have a lars with a dash of pedophilia sprinkled on top

greentea · 01-06-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Lars? Mayo? What happened? Lars?

Were is the head pedophile? your boss?

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
GOD!!! IT IS SOMEONE FROM GFY!!!!!

dammit...you motherfuckers...why? why!?!?

dig420 · 01-06-2003, 03:31 AM

Jessica is also part of the character.

I bow in admiration

greentea · 01-06-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

hold the Mayo, hold the pickle, I'll just have a lars with a dash of pedophilia sprinkled on top

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:32 AM

411 0f +h33z3 ch1x0rz w4n+ 5um 0f d4 v00d00!
+h3y w4n+ m3 84D!!!

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
GOD!!! IT IS SOMEONE FROM GFY!!!!!

those pictures in their sigs come from a non adult domain so thats why I wonder, but it is probably a few people from Vegas being bored

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:37 AM

I am gonna do something I have never done before
I am gonna reread this entire thread for more entertainment

Jakke PNG · 01-06-2003, 03:37 AM

Holy fuck! This thread is the best I have ever seen..

Jakke PNG · 01-06-2003, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
I am gonna do something I have never done before
I am gonna reread this entire thread for more entertainment

I will RE-read it. :-)

LiveDose · 01-06-2003, 03:38 AM

Uh, when was the registration age lowered to '13'???

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/regist...?action=signup

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:39 AM

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I will RE-read it. :-)

on second though, maybe I should not reread it so soon. I think I will wait till it comes out on video and see it then

Fletch XXX · 01-06-2003, 03:41 AM

cassie likes it in her hand
cassies dead inside
I came to fuck the open wound
so hold it open wide

cassie loves to swallow
this bleeding will it stop
I left cassie hollow
cut you with my cock

cassie eats cockroaches

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 03:44 AM

Not such a bad effort this time.

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
cassie likes it in her hand
cassies dead inside
I came to fuck the open wound
so hold it open wide

cassie loves to swallow
this bleeding will it stop
I left cassie hollow
cut you with my cock

cassie eats cockroaches

Finger paintings of the Insane....

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.

Wow... you're quite demanding for someone who doesn't know the difference between libel and slander.

But, in any case.... You have a PUBLIC forum. You cannot demand that EVERYONE on another board cease in using your site...
I happen to like going there and yapping with all of the marshmallowheads about who has the most torn jeans, and who is going to start wearing jelly shoes next summer.

Fuck, Pleeeeeeease don't ban me! I don't know what I would do. I would just have a hissy fit if you were serious about not letting us go there anymore.

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Not such a bad effort this time.

Your a GFYer, How many non-webmasters would even know the little bit of HTML required to make your sig...

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Not such a bad effort this time.

Hey Jessica... How old are you?

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

Hey Jessica... How old are you?

Probably

25-35/M/NV

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Probably

25-35/M/NV

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:54 AM

A/S/L EVERYONE!!!

funkmaster · 01-06-2003, 03:54 AM

greentea · 01-06-2003, 03:55 AM

Gayoboy loves the cock

Fletch XXX · 01-06-2003, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Finger paintings of the Insane....

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 03:56 AM

ok guys, I have to admit something to you all...and let me state beforehand that I am very sorry about this...

but Mayo/Jessica/Lars were all me

kenny · 01-06-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/fingerpainting.jpg border="1">

I like the scream of the butterFly. That song is the best one on the CD.

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
ok guys, I have to admit something to you all...and let me state beforehand that I am very sorry about this...

but Mayo/Jessica/Lars were all me

You're just trying to get out of the fact that you got caught with your pants down looking like a chicken shit little BITCH.

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
ok guys, I have to admit something to you all...and let me state beforehand that I am very sorry about this...

but Mayo/Jessica/Lars were all me

Fuck dood... I was going to ask Jessica out if she was over 18! Damnit! Man, you cock smokin' salad tosser!

hehehe

funkmaster · 01-06-2003, 03:59 AM

"but Mayo/Jessica/Lars were all me "

... you are a genious !!

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
You're just trying to get out of the fact that you got caught with your pants down looking like a chicken shit little BITCH.

haha...your such a pansy ass
at least im not pretending to be a 15 year old girl who is in lve with a pedophile

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/fingerpainting.jpg border="1">

Hey Fletch... Is it your time of the month again?

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

haha...your such a pansy ass
at least im not pretending to be a 15 year old girl who is in lve with a pedophile

I don't blame you for trying to salvage at least some dignity... but trying to take the cred is just fucking lame.

You really are just a BITCH.

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica

You're just trying to get out of the fact that you got caught with your pants down looking like a chicken shit little BITCH.

you nancy you
I so wanted to get you on the phone and make fun of your girlie ass, you lars-lover

Voodoo · 01-06-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica

I don't blame you for trying to salvage at least some dignity... but trying to take the cred is just fucking lame.

You really are just a BITCH.

So, uh... Jessica... You're kinda hot. Lemme ask ya a couple questions...

1. Are you over 18?
2. Have you ever posed in the nude for money?
3. Have you ever taken it in the ass for money?
4. Would you do #2 or #3 for free?

Thanks

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica

I don't blame you for trying to salvage at least some dignity... but trying to take the cred is just fucking lame.

You really are just a BITCH.

haha....your joking, right?
why do you think im trying to take credit for it? To expose your ass...

I think I know who you are now
Man, this will do wonders for your reputation girlie man

Fletch XXX · 01-06-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

I like the scream of the butterFly. That song is the best one on the CD.

I was listening to that in high school going to see crobar on the weekends.

Nice, glad to see another old school fan.

im NOLA old school. bred and born. drunk as fizuck.

bout to smoke a bowl.

I cut myself again and again to remind myself of you
I cut myself again and again to remind myself of you

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

So, uh... Jessica... You're kinda hot. Lemme ask ya a couple questions...

1. Are you over 18?
2. Have you ever posed in the nude for money?
3. Have you ever taken it in the ass for money?
4. Would you do #2 or #3 for free?

Thanks

Voodoo, you really aren't the sharpest knife in the block, are you.

MetaformX · 01-06-2003, 04:09 AM

"Jessica", as a result of you living your fantasies of being a 15 year old girl in love with Lars the cigar man, you have provided me iinvaluable entertainment. I cannot think of any way to repay you, but a friend on icq just suggested that a facial would be most appropriated. Tell me when you are ready for my jizz

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MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	"Jessica", as a result of you living your fantasies of being a 15 year old girl in love with Lars the cigar man, you have provided me iinvaluable entertainment. I cannot think of any way to repay you, but a friend on icq just suggested that a facial would be most appropriated. Tell me when you are ready for my jizz