You Are All Pathetic Losers! - Page 4 - GoFuckYourself.com

01-06-2003, 12:09 AM

I know that Jessica is 15, jewish, lives in Manhattan,

quote:

"My dad and I smoke Lars Tetens together"

(interesting)

and

"My dad and mom are the coolest and I can tell them anything "

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
he's fully Microsoft certified

LOL

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
I'll just say what Mayo said - you can forget about whatever you're planning on doing, Ret is amazing with computers, he's fully Microsoft certified

Ah, that explains why I keep getting server errors on 24a69.com.

pixelminx · 01-06-2003, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I know that Jessica is 15

Right on, exactly my thoughts.

Brujah · 01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

Whats wrong with her neck ?

KingK7 · 01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

I have serious trouble believing this is for real.

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

let it die, the fun is over.

and 24blah69's RETard is gonna have enough work cleaning up the mess over there.

Peace I'm out.

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

http://24a69.com/ KREW

LARS aka Brain

One Ton Of Mayo aka Sexi Boy

RET aka HaX0r

Buckfutter · 01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

So this fucking guy is 37 years old and he's got a bunch of 12 year old girls, and some fat Monkey Butter Maniac telling us how awesome and wonderful he is? Sounds like the guy is a fucking pederass to me.

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:13 AM

One Ton of Mayo and Lars

Rest Of the KrEw

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:15 AM

24a69.com has more interesting topics than ever. GFY's gave a different color there

KrazieSweets · 01-06-2003, 12:15 AM

well she seems to like cigars...monica lewinski at age 15 and with lars being pres..lol

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
One Ton of Mayo and Lars

Rest Of the KrEw

CLIFF YABLONSKI hates you too btw

mech · 01-06-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Google came up with this...

http://www.larstetens.com/paintings/1997/fish_big.jpg

That's some bad surrealism, I hope painting isn't this Lars characters day job.

01-06-2003, 12:17 AM

is SA still paid?

Babaganoosh · 01-06-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Yes you are. I'd be ashamed to be a member of this forum, you are all pathetic. You are all just sad little boys who sit at home all day in the dark playing with yourselves.

Fuck you. I play with myself with the lights on sometimes too.

JackFoley · 01-06-2003, 12:21 AM

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Dildozer · 01-06-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley

ROFL

Aussie Rebel · 01-06-2003, 12:24 AM

This lars guy sounds like a pedo attracting young girls to his board,
Jessica do you do any tricks with cigars like monica did

tarturon · 01-06-2003, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
and Lars hsa a very active legal team too.

Haha, I dont think Lars want to be near any court room... with is Pedo Board...
Mmmh, here's a steamy sex talk...
Between this old fuck and 15y/o girls

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2211

By the way... how come everybody look like they are models... what kind of recruiting Lars is doing.... Lars is looking for a good fuck... that what I think!

and ton of mayo... whats up with that double chin...?

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 12:27 AM

Also from Google, "Rave" reviews of Lars cigars...

http://www.cigarfamily.com/News/Lars.htm#5209

mpegposter · 01-06-2003, 12:30 AM

"Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: Been There...
Date: 10/10/97

Lars laughs at all this stuff. He puts herbal weeds in with his non-cuban tobacco and laughs all the way to the bank!

And just who do we think is responsible for the "rumor" that Lars 'gars contain pre-Castrated tobacco??? Hmmmm??? Anyone want to take a stab at that one?

The truly funny thing is here that everyone who's really knowledgeable about cigars knows that Lars is purpetrating an over-priced fraud on the marketplace, but he'll STILL continue to sell these cigars to the "pseudos" and "hipsters" who equate high prices with quality. "

I think we are in the presence of said hipsters.

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:31 AM

and here's some cock talking
http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=943

13y.old+ allowed

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:34 AM

BEING A CIGAR SHOP FOR OVER 45 YRS. WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS VILE OR UNAPPEALING AS LARS. THE WHOLE IDEA OF A CIGAR IS RELAXATION ENJOYMENT, A TASTE OF THE REFINED. ONE WAS GIVEN TO ME AND I CANNOT SAY THAT IT WAS A CIGAR. IT REMINDS ME OF THE TEENAGE PRACTICE OF BUYING BLUNTS AND USING THE WRAPPER FOR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. THE ODOR SMELLS LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY MISTED WITH LAVENDER. . . . IF THIS IS THE BEST ANYONE CAN DO AT THIS PRICE THE WHOLE INDUSTRY IS HEADED FOR THE TOILET.

mpegposter · 01-06-2003, 12:38 AM

Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: big d
Date: 11/05/97

I love Pamela Anderson

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: Pam Anderson
Date: 11/05/97

and I love you big daddy

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: pearl necklace
Date: 11/05/97

I would love to smoke one held between pam's beautiful features.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: big b
Date: 11/06/97

I would even condescend to smoking a Lars Tetens in that case.

---

Old school GFY cigar board takeover?

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:40 AM

the underage posters there love porn:

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1032

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Okay, more help needed. Who's Mayo?

Mayo and Lars?

Maybe that should read "Do you want Mayo with your Lars"

They all look like burger bimbos to me

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 12:44 AM

Reminds me of when alt.tasteless would invade other usenet groups. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:44 AM

anal sex tips:

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=576

demented · 01-06-2003, 12:47 AM

Thats a cock hotel if I ever saw one.

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 12:51 AM

This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

she sounds like a fucking clone, or some drugged up Larses whore, which is mubling same shit over and over

demented · 01-06-2003, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

You and that mayo homo came here first, whining and bitching. Shut the fuck up.

Rose Crans · 01-06-2003, 12:54 AM

My sides hurt.

horns · 01-06-2003, 12:54 AM

that's actually a pretty shrewd marketing ploy the idiot is using.

NetRodent · 01-06-2003, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

You make a post entitled "You Are All Pathetic Losers!" and wonder why we make fun of you? I feel sorry for you, there is no brain in your head.

St Lunatic · 01-06-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented

Thats a cock hotel if I ever saw one.

notice the guys leg. I wonder what she is doing...

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 12:57 AM

Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

SilverTab · 01-06-2003, 12:57 AM

Definitly one of the best thread ever!....

It really looks like a cult or something!...Why are they all praising a guy who make bad cigars??... Hey let's praise Captain Black!...

Theo · 01-06-2003, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

your board is sicker, trust me on this.

stanton · 01-06-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

mommy is that you?

xxxdesign-net · 01-06-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

Pedo Cult??? Would love to see what your first dad think about your board!!

Theo · 01-06-2003, 01:00 AM

go back to your board and discuss with the rest of your gf's if your asshole will remain tight after several anal penetrations. You have plenty such topics there.

cheers

Jessica · 01-06-2003, 01:01 AM

It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.

SilverTab · 01-06-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by St Lunatic

notice the guys leg. I wonder what she is doing...

She's obviously on crack and she's blowing him!....Well GFY may be sick but you wont see any 15years old discussing anal sex or blowing older guy on crack (both things can be found on lars board tough!)

Undutchable · 01-06-2003, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.

Do you happen to give head?

If so, do you take Paypal?

oNe ToN oF mAyo · 01-06-2003, 01:07 AM

what the FUCK?!?!?!

i come back here and read these LIES?!?! about LARS???!?!

YOU DONT KNOW HWAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

1) lars knows mroe about cigars than anyone, he is real expert, u cant expect a bunch of geeks to know anything about cigars, lars has true class

2) what the fuck is all this sex stuff? lars is awesome and would never take advantage of anyone like that (although all the girls LOVE him!!) + robbie is a great guy too

3) and 24a69.com members dont do crack u dumb fuck! U R THE CRACKHEAD DICKHEAD!!!

The Other Steve · 01-06-2003, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.

isn't it well beyond your bedtime??

Don't your parents put you on a curfew?

If they haven't then they bloody well should!

kenny · 01-06-2003, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

Your a joke. Two wrongs dont make a right. If someone from this board happened to make obscene posts on another board then thats not the fault of every person who uses this board. You are no better then the people who invaded your board by insulting as a whole the members of this board.

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01-06-2003, 12:30 AM	#173
mpegposter Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tri-State Posts: 483	"Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them? From: Been There... Date: 10/10/97 Lars laughs at all this stuff. He puts herbal weeds in with his non-cuban tobacco and laughs all the way to the bank! And just who do we think is responsible for the "rumor" that Lars 'gars contain pre-Castrated tobacco??? Hmmmm??? Anyone want to take a stab at that one? The truly funny thing is here that everyone who's really knowledgeable about cigars knows that Lars is purpetrating an over-priced fraud on the marketplace, but he'll STILL continue to sell these cigars to the "pseudos" and "hipsters" who equate high prices with quality. " I think we are in the presence of said hipsters. __________________ The voice of the Moral Minority. New Sponsor Converting Like Hell!

01-06-2003, 12:38 AM	#176
mpegposter Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tri-State Posts: 483	Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them? From: big d Date: 11/05/97 I love Pamela Anderson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them? From: Pam Anderson Date: 11/05/97 and I love you big daddy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them? From: pearl necklace Date: 11/05/97 I would love to smoke one held between pam's beautiful features. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them? From: big b Date: 11/06/97 I would even condescend to smoking a Lars Tetens in that case. --- Old school GFY cigar board takeover? __________________ The voice of the Moral Minority. New Sponsor Converting Like Hell!

01-06-2003, 12:09 AM	#151
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I know that Jessica is 15, jewish, lives in Manhattan, quote: "My dad and I smoke Lars Tetens together" (interesting) and "My dad and mom are the coolest and I can tell them anything "

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM	#156
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	I have serious trouble believing this is for real.

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM	#157
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	let it die, the fun is over. and 24blah69's RETard is gonna have enough work cleaning up the mess over there. Peace I'm out.

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM	#158
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	http://24a69.com/ KREW LARS aka Brain One Ton Of Mayo aka Sexi Boy RET aka HaX0r

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM	#159
Buckfutter So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 110	So this fucking guy is 37 years old and he's got a bunch of 12 year old girls, and some fat Monkey Butter Maniac telling us how awesome and wonderful he is? Sounds like the guy is a fucking pederass to me.

01-06-2003, 12:13 AM	#160
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	One Ton of Mayo and Lars Rest Of the KrEw

01-06-2003, 12:15 AM	#161
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	24a69.com has more interesting topics than ever. GFY's gave a different color there

01-06-2003, 12:15 AM	#162
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	well she seems to like cigars...monica lewinski at age 15 and with lars being pres..lol

01-06-2003, 12:17 AM	#165
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	is SA still paid?

01-06-2003, 12:24 AM	#170
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	This lars guy sounds like a pedo attracting young girls to his board, Jessica do you do any tricks with cigars like monica did

01-06-2003, 12:31 AM	#174
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	and here's some cock talking http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=943 13y.old+ allowed

01-06-2003, 12:34 AM	#175
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	BEING A CIGAR SHOP FOR OVER 45 YRS. WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS VILE OR UNAPPEALING AS LARS. THE WHOLE IDEA OF A CIGAR IS RELAXATION ENJOYMENT, A TASTE OF THE REFINED. ONE WAS GIVEN TO ME AND I CANNOT SAY THAT IT WAS A CIGAR. IT REMINDS ME OF THE TEENAGE PRACTICE OF BUYING BLUNTS AND USING THE WRAPPER FOR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. THE ODOR SMELLS LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY MISTED WITH LAVENDER. . . . IF THIS IS THE BEST ANYONE CAN DO AT THIS PRICE THE WHOLE INDUSTRY IS HEADED FOR THE TOILET.

01-06-2003, 12:40 AM	#177
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	the underage posters there love porn: http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1032

01-06-2003, 12:44 AM	#179
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Reminds me of when alt.tasteless would invade other usenet groups. Like shooting fish in a barrel. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

01-06-2003, 12:44 AM	#180
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	anal sex tips: http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=576

01-06-2003, 12:47 AM	#181
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Thats a cock hotel if I ever saw one.

01-06-2003, 12:51 AM	#182
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls. __________________

01-06-2003, 12:54 AM	#185
Rose Crans Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 334	My sides hurt.

01-06-2003, 12:54 AM	#186
horns Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: where? Posts: 238	that's actually a pretty shrewd marketing ploy the idiot is using.

01-06-2003, 12:57 AM	#189
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography! __________________

01-06-2003, 12:57 AM	#190
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Definitly one of the best thread ever!.... It really looks like a cult or something!...Why are they all praising a guy who make bad cigars??... Hey let's praise Captain Black!... __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

01-06-2003, 01:00 AM	#194
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	go back to your board and discuss with the rest of your gf's if your asshole will remain tight after several anal penetrations. You have plenty such topics there. cheers

01-06-2003, 01:01 AM	#195
Jessica Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 44	It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand. __________________

01-06-2003, 01:07 AM	#198
oNe ToN oF mAyo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 57	what the FUCK?!?!?! i come back here and read these LIES?!?! about LARS???!?! YOU DONT KNOW HWAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP 1) lars knows mroe about cigars than anyone, he is real expert, u cant expect a bunch of geeks to know anything about cigars, lars has true class 2) what the fuck is all this sex stuff? lars is awesome and would never take advantage of anyone like that (although all the girls LOVE him!!) + robbie is a great guy too 3) and 24a69.com members dont do crack u dumb fuck! U R THE CRACKHEAD DICKHEAD!!! __________________