Offline Jobs: what will you go with? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 02:46 PM

Just curious, I think everyone realized affilaite model is dead, what will you be doing offline?
Got any diploma?

96ukssob · 06-17-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Just curious, I think everyone realized affilaite model is dead, what will you be doing offline?
Got any diploma?

selling short ICQs from a hot dog cart

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

selling short ICQs from a hot dog cart

you are so 98

Kiopa_Matt · 06-17-2010, 02:55 PM

Well, the average wage around here is maybe $200, and I wouldn't even qualify for those jobs, since I don't speak the language fluently. So I'd end up being a rice farmer for that whopping $150/month.

Considering I spend around $5000/month, I think I should probably stay put with making money online. :-)

ErectMedia · 06-17-2010, 02:56 PM

currently selling mainstream domains and running mainstream/adult sites and still have a CDL license as I have driven 12+ years so I will keep it renewed.

FeelMyTube · 06-17-2010, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RDFrame

Well, the average wage around here is maybe $200, and I wouldn't even qualify for those jobs, since I don't speak the language fluently. So I'd end up being a rice farmer for that whopping $150/month.

Considering I spend around $5000/month, I think I should probably stay put with making money online. :-)

Thailand ?

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:18 PM

My offline job would be exactly the same except not offline and not porn.

But what I really want to do is start a pizza parlor. No shit. That's what I want!

I want to find some town somewhere and set up the best pizza parlor that
everybody goes to.

AmeliaG · 06-17-2010, 03:19 PM

I think it is a mistake to think the affiliate business model is dead. The economy is very bad right now and, if every business, hurting in this down economy, decided that their business model was flawed, we'd have nothing left once the economy rebounds. Which it will because these boom and bust things historically have always cycled.

candyflip · 06-17-2010, 03:19 PM

I'm opening a cupcake shoppe.

AmeliaG · 06-17-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

My offline job would be exactly the same except not offline and not porn.

But what I really want to do is start a pizza parlor. No shit. That's what I want!

I want to find some town somewhere and set up the best pizza parlor that
everybody goes to.

I can't eat much pizza, but I looooooove pizza.

LeRoy · 06-17-2010, 03:22 PM

I'd start a titty bar and serve BBQ ribs.

I'm gonna call it "Racks"

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

My offline job would be exactly the same except not offline and not porn.

But what I really want to do is start a pizza parlor. No shit. That's what I want!

I want to find some town somewhere and set up the best pizza parlor that
everybody goes to.

Tom, is that you? LOL, did you see Desperate Housewives? But, hey , nice idea!

Cyber Fucker · 06-17-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Just curious, I think everyone realized affilaite model is dead, what will you be doing offline?
Got any diploma?

You got nice avatar. :D

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

You got nice avatar. :D

Thank you, describes myself pretty much.

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I looooooove pizza.

Yes!!!!

I will give people what they love and the best in town.

I think I can do it; but I'm not there yet.

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Tom, is that you? LOL, did you see Desperate Housewives? But, hey , nice idea!

I didn't see it but I'd love to now.

I need a youtube link to the episode.

Lykos · 06-17-2010, 03:33 PM

Dont have slighest idea

Serge Litehead · 06-17-2010, 03:33 PM

before you go offline, transfer me your domains and contacts list, i'll keep an eye on them ;)

mattz · 06-17-2010, 03:34 PM

I've been making more money this year than the past 4 years on adult affiliate sales.

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

I've been making more money this year than the past 4 years on adult affiliate sales.

Teach me!

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph

before you go offline, transfer me your domains and contacts list, i'll keep an eye on them ;)

Obviously makes it clear you are short on work too and actually I would sell my brand too, wit all those paying clients

Got offers?

scarlettcontent · 06-17-2010, 03:39 PM

selling hot dogs 4 sure mmmmh

Tiffanypreston · 06-17-2010, 03:43 PM

I'm opening a wedding dress Store in September 2010

Im a Fashion Designer, this will be my own creations

ProG · 06-17-2010, 03:43 PM

Panhandler.

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

I didn't see it but I'd love to now.

I need a youtube link to the episode.

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiffanypreston

I'm opening a wedding dress Store in September 2010

Only in America!

Serge Litehead · 06-17-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Obviously makes it clear you are short on work too and actually I would sell my brand too, wit all those paying clients

Got offers?

i'm not going anywhere)

Tiffany Preston · 06-17-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Only in America!

I will sale in my store and on Internet

But I will continue to work on my website

quantum-x · 06-17-2010, 03:50 PM

I'd try for photojournalist / war correspondant, or get a gig travelling / climbing.
Still the plan for when I hit the magic figure.

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:50 PM

To anyone who is going offline and has "some" money to invest but not a lot :

I have looked at a few things and the winner is :

Subway!

SUBWAY® restaurants
Franchise fee: $12,000
Start-up cost: $69,300 to $191,000
Basic royalty: 8%
Advertising royalty: 3.5%

Given the present state of the economy, I think a person who shops around without
a lot of demands for location can get that start-up cost way way down.

Find a business with coolers/freezer/ice/soda that failed and abandon their equipment.

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serge Litehead · 06-17-2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

To anyone who is going offline and has "some" money to invest but not a lot :

I have looked at a few things and the winner is :

Subway!

SUBWAY® restaurants
Franchise fee: $12,000
Start-up cost: $69,300 to $191,000
Basic royalty: 8%
Advertising royalty: 3.5%

Given the present state of the economy, I think a person who shops around without
a lot of demands for location can get that start-up cost way way down.

Find a business with coolers/freezer/ice/soda that failed and abandon their equipment.

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you looked into 7-11 startup figures? those joints make money on boiling water

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

LOL! That would be me exactly.

sortie · 06-17-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph

have you looked into 7-11 startup figures? those joints make money on boiling water

Never looked because I assumed the inventory cost was too high for me.

But yeah, in the right place a 7-11 kills a subway.

I also figure that outside of a large city you will have to sell gas to compete as
the gas brings in customers to buy the more profitable stuff.

Doesn't seem financially possible for me and that's the only down side.

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Preston

I will sale in my store and on Internet

But I will continue to work on my website

I can picture it!

Sid70 · 06-17-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

I'd try for photojournalist / war correspondant, or get a gig travelling / climbing.
Still the plan for when I hit the magic figure.

you got skillZ!

sortie · 06-17-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

selling hot dogs 4 sure mmmmh

Oh YEAH!

Huh!!!

Just pull your cart in front of a night club at 10pm and stay until close.

Sell footlong regular dogs for $4, polish dogs/smoked sausage dogs for $6-$8 dollars.
Add chilli for $1.

Seen that one roll, a totally shit night is still $150 with a good night being $400.

(don't sell any drinks, you're fucking with the club then)

fatfoo · 06-17-2010, 04:10 PM

I have a diploma in Accounting and Finance.

ProG · 06-17-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Just pull your cart in front of a night club at 10pm

I don't know how it is in other places but I know here it is strictly regulated. You have to rent a spot on the street from whoever owns the property, certain areas require licenses, etc. I see the guys with ice cream carts getting busted all the time trying to do that.

Konkan · 06-17-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

My offline job would be exactly the same except not offline and not porn.

But what I really want to do is start a pizza parlor. No shit. That's what I want!

I want to find some town somewhere and set up the best pizza parlor that
everybody goes to.

Do you have a good recipe for pizza. I am crazy about good pizza...

2012 · 06-17-2010, 05:54 PM

roofing is where the money is right now, that and JacknBox

NickB. · 06-17-2010, 05:56 PM

Id be managing a hotel/club/resort or something similar

babymaker · 06-17-2010, 07:01 PM

Probably some kind of distibution delivery shit, good money, but lots of headaches and work i did it for along time, it would e fun to get out more tired of being online now esspecially since its all fucking bullshit now, I have no desire or excitement. Just keep thinking what next wont make any money lol :D

onwebcam · 06-17-2010, 07:14 PM

Been buying up restaurant equipment for awhile now for pennies on the dollar. Selling a few items and buying more. Now have about enough to open up a place and more or less got it all for nothing. But I'm leaning more towards continuing buying and selling. Picking up a box truck this weekend so I can save on freight costs. I'm always buying and selling something. Gotta keep flippin the digits.

sortie · 06-17-2010, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Konkan

Do you have a good recipe for pizza. I am crazy about good pizza...

If I spill those beans here....it's over!!!

sortie · 06-17-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG

I don't know how it is in other places but I know here it is strictly regulated. You have to rent a spot on the street from whoever owns the property, certain areas require licenses, etc. I see the guys with ice cream carts getting busted all the time trying to do that.

Yes, the cart needs permission.

It seemed very welcomed at this one club that closed it's kitchen at 10pm.

It was like the club wanted food to keep customers at the club but
paying for staff to stay on was too high. The hot dog cart cost the club nothing
since they don't own it. Paying to rent some space is cool too if the money is
going to come in.

It's worth paying a decent night club with a lot of passing by foot traffic.
You will sell to people who are not even going to the club, and being in front of
the club like you are part of it gives you "credibility" to make sales.

VHNet · 06-17-2010, 07:45 PM

Selling flowers at intersections out of a bucket. Anyone have a bright orange vest?

tonyparra · 06-17-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

To anyone who is going offline and has "some" money to invest but not a lot :

I have looked at a few things and the winner is :

Subway!

SUBWAY® restaurants
Franchise fee: $12,000
Start-up cost: $69,300 to $191,000
Basic royalty: 8%
Advertising royalty: 3.5%

Given the present state of the economy, I think a person who shops around without
a lot of demands for location can get that start-up cost way way down.

Find a business with coolers/freezer/ice/soda that failed and abandon their equipment.

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice idea there

Poindexterity · 06-17-2010, 11:17 PM

jus keep workin at the headshop and slingin cds

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 11:24 PM

Maybe start catering full time. Probably do some mainstream graphic work. Would love to open a small sandwich shop or bakery.

Argos88 · 06-18-2010, 12:46 AM

50 posts?

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