Immigration to Canada...Help needed please! - GoFuckYourself.com

madawgz · 06-03-2010, 06:21 PM

I would like to hire this guy from India, he doesnt have his high school diploma or anything but hes amazing at seo, building sites and coding php etc, etc ...

If you can help me, we have a big budget to bring him in

Thanks!

CDSmith · 06-03-2010, 06:26 PM

What exactly do you need me to do? Meet him at the airport?

Can do. Let me know when his flight arrives.

GrouchyAdmin · 06-03-2010, 06:32 PM

Marry him, you fool.

nickutis · 06-03-2010, 06:41 PM

pay for his studies here, that way he will have high school diploma

It's not hard to get international student visa

Jdoughs · 06-03-2010, 06:47 PM

He must be DEADLY at seo if he can't afford to migrate to Canada.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this picture?

Is he like an idiot savant who can rank anything but too stupid to dress himself?

nickutis · 06-03-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

He must be DEADLY at seo if he can't afford to migrate to Canada.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this picture?

Is he like an idiot savant who can rank anything but too stupid to dress himself?

well "afford" to migrate means he need to invest at least 100k $ in Canada's economy if he comes here with "business class visa"

All the other ways is not about "affording", cause it has nothing to do with money (well maybe a little, to show that he can support himself and his dependants). It's about requirements which you need to fulfill, and if you don't, the doors are closed

Jdoughs · 06-03-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nickutis

well "afford" to migrate means he need to invest at least 100k $ in Canada's economy if he comes here with "business class visa"

All the other ways is not about "affording", cause it has nothing to do with money (well maybe a little, to show that he can support himself and his dependants). It's about requirements which you need to fulfill, and if you don't, the doors are closed

Kind of my point. If he has his shit together and actually good at this, he'd be in business, have revenues, and be a 'target' for acceptance into the country. If he's just a hired outsourced worker that they want to bring in and take peoples jobs, then good luck, but that brings us back around to the first point, I thought he amazing at this?

ShellyCrash · 06-03-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nickutis

pay for his studies here, that way he will have high school diploma

It's not hard to get international student visa

That might be the way to do it. I know someone was going to sponsor a Canadian work visa for me in the past and the ball park was around $20k, but that might have included relocation expenses as well.

miss_bellabellini · 06-03-2010, 07:13 PM

He would need to apply for a work permit. You'll have to show that the company advertised the position in Canada and then state that you couldn't find the right person for the job. Work with him and follow the guidelines that the Canadian High Commission have in India.

Different countries have different processing times. But generally you will have to show that you advertised the position and couldn't find a Canadian to do the job. He'll have to apply for a work permit with your job offer. The High Commission will evaluate the application and then he will have to pass a medical before he is allowed into the country.

I hope that helps! The faster you get started with this the better. Canadian bureaucrats are REALLY slow:/

fris · 06-03-2010, 07:14 PM

is he going to work out of your moms basement too?

woj · 06-03-2010, 07:31 PM

Why do you want to jump through hoops to bring him over anyway? I don't see any obvious benefits...

$5 submissions · 06-03-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by miss_bellabellini

He would need to apply for a work permit. You'll have to show that the company advertised the position in Canada and then state that you couldn't find the right person for the job. Work with him and follow the guidelines that the Canadian High Commission have in India.

Different countries have different processing times. But generally you will have to show that you advertised the position and couldn't find a Canadian to do the job. He'll have to apply for a work permit with your job offer. The High Commission will evaluate the application and then he will have to pass a medical before he is allowed into the country.

I hope that helps! The faster you get started with this the better. Canadian bureaucrats are REALLY slow:/

If I'm not mistaken, US immigration law proceeds along the same lines (H1B petitions). The key is that there's no local US workers that can do the same job. Immigration lawyers' skill kick in when it comes to writing out the ad in such a way that only the foreigner being petitioned fits it. That's why they get paid $

fatfoo · 06-03-2010, 08:07 PM

Don't move him physically. Let him work from India by sending telecommunications messages over the Internet.

directfiesta · 06-03-2010, 09:42 PM

Must play mean blackjack !

ErectMedia · 06-03-2010, 09:51 PM

NetHorse · 06-03-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Don't move him physically. Let him work from India by sending telecommunications messages over the Internet.

jjmerago · 06-03-2010, 09:56 PM

We are talking Canada why are you worried ... I got brown friends who been here for 15yrs and have never become citizens.

madawgz · 06-03-2010, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by miss_bellabellini

He would need to apply for a work permit. You'll have to show that the company advertised the position in Canada and then state that you couldn't find the right person for the job. Work with him and follow the guidelines that the Canadian High Commission have in India.

Different countries have different processing times. But generally you will have to show that you advertised the position and couldn't find a Canadian to do the job. He'll have to apply for a work permit with your job offer. The High Commission will evaluate the application and then he will have to pass a medical before he is allowed into the country.

I hope that helps! The faster you get started with this the better. Canadian bureaucrats are REALLY slow:/

this is what my previous lawyer told me, but this process will take 3-4 months, id like to get him here in 1-2 months...

this will be my last option

madawgz · 06-03-2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickutis

pay for his studies here, that way he will have high school diploma

It's not hard to get international student visa

then he will be in school the whole day instead of working for us lol

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-03-2010, 11:45 PM

I LOLed at this.
If you think you can bring an Indian into Canada within 2 month you’re a fucking moron. If that was possible you would be talking Hindi by now. You country would be 98% hindu.

madawgz · 06-03-2010, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

He must be DEADLY at seo if he can't afford to migrate to Canada.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this picture?

Is he like an idiot savant who can rank anything but too stupid to dress himself?

its a long and complicated story lol

but ive known him for more and 1 year and ive seen all the work hes done, fucking amazing...seo, php and design all in one

Davy · 06-04-2010, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Is he like an idiot savant who can rank anything but too stupid to dress himself?

The original poster already said what the problem is. Are stupid or what?
You need to fulfill certain criteria to immigrate to Canada. Among them is a highschool degree.

You get points for experience and education. A self-test can be taken here:
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigra...tool/index.asp

Davy · 06-04-2010, 01:08 AM

This is one of the tests I wanted to quote:
http://www.form.services.micc.gouv.q...anguageCode=en

lagcam · 06-04-2010, 01:35 AM

I do not understand why in this day and age people need to physically be located in the same office to work together, unless it is a case of trust with your data which I would kind of understand, but reality is if he wants to rip you off he will do it.....from wherever he is sat.

madawgz · 06-04-2010, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

I do not understand why in this day and age people need to physically be located in the same office to work together, unless it is a case of trust with your data which I would kind of understand, but reality is if he wants to rip you off he will do it.....from wherever he is sat.

he wants to get the fuck out of india for better living conditions as well...

and when your working right next to the person things go a lot smoother

Agent 488 · 06-04-2010, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

I do not understand why in this day and age people need to physically be located in the same office to work together

after working together they have become more than workmates, even more than friends.

CaptainHowdy · 06-04-2010, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Don't move him physically. Let him work from India by sending telecommunications messages over the Internet.

There you go...

intex · 06-04-2010, 06:38 AM

It takes time to get out of India mate. Too many requirements, documentation & rejections. You should have started the immigration process couple of months ago. Anyway its never too late. If that guy is worth he & you both deserve to have each other... lol :D

Apart from joke. Go for it......

Sid70 · 06-04-2010, 06:41 AM

I'm currently in the process of immigration to Canada. Feel free to ask me in ICQ.

Sid70 · 06-04-2010, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by intex

It takes time to get out of India mate. Too many requirements, documentation & rejections. You should have started the immigration process couple of months ago. Anyway its never too late. If that guy is worth he & you both deserve to have each other... lol :D

Apart from joke. Go for it......

you surely mean YEARS.

Raf1 · 06-04-2010, 06:44 AM

lol at all of this...

_Richard_ · 06-04-2010, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Marry him, you fool.

hahaha literally the only way

sperbonzo · 06-04-2010, 07:38 AM

This is all so very simple.

Have him fly to Mexico City, then take a train to the border. Have him then hire a coyote to sneak him across into California or New Mexico. Then have him take a bus to the Canadian border, and sneak across.

Everyone knows that the Canadians have no problem with illegal aliens in their country... Once he is there, problem solved.

So simple.

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JayDeeZee · 06-04-2010, 07:39 AM

Gay marriage is legal in Canada. Go for it Madawgz!

mightyjoe · 06-04-2010, 08:24 AM

this the easy way: tell him to apply for tourist visa, meet him in airport and lock him up in your attic.

madawgz · 06-04-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe

this the easy way: tell him to apply for tourist visa, meet him in airport and lock him up in your attic.

they wont even let him visit because they think he might skip his flight back

Sid70 · 06-04-2010, 01:33 PM

http://www.canadavisa.com/

Shoplifter · 06-04-2010, 01:39 PM

As someone who has sponsored someone to Canada all I can say is this:

loololllloollloollol haha

EllaBlack · 06-04-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Marry him, you fool.

Now THAT is funny!

Tanker · 06-04-2010, 02:35 PM

it took me 5 years to get my permanent residence, once your here as a visitor you can apply for a permanent visa. Getting here is half the battle.

Luckily for my I was only coming from the USA.

lazycash · 06-04-2010, 03:21 PM

I think he and fatfoo will make great co employees, you are building quite the empire.

fris · 06-04-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I think he and fatfoo will make great co employees, you are building quite the empire.

wonder if his mom knows what hes doing from her house

O MARINA · 06-04-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Marry him, you fool.

lol, that's good advice !

Cyber Fucker · 06-04-2010, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Marry him, you fool.

Cyber Fucker · 06-04-2010, 04:06 PM

Btw I didn't know that any Indians may actually have some skills... just wow.

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