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BFT3K · 02-02-2010, 09:34 PM

You know you think about it.

Tell us about your dream...

CunningStunt · 02-02-2010, 09:39 PM

I make them regularly, someone bought us a bread / dough maker for a wedding gift years ago.

Thin crust, pizza tomato paste (bought, I cheat), gourmet italian chilli sausages, onion jam, roast red peppers, Spanish red onions, crumbed feta cheese. Topped out of the oven with rocket.

HandballJim · 02-02-2010, 09:40 PM

homemade pizza, fresh tomatos, fresh mazzarella, some olive oil, and basil.

I'm Italian and will travel for a good slice of pizza...

Spunky · 02-02-2010, 09:42 PM

All meat with shrimp and smoked oysters

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 02-02-2010, 09:50 PM

Whole grain dough, no red sauce, olive oil with minced garlic rubbed on, mushrooms and artichokes.

BFT3K · 02-02-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I make them regularly, someone bought us a bread / dough maker for a wedding gift years ago.

Thin crust, pizza tomato paste (bought, I cheat), gourmet italian chilli sausages, onion jam, roast red peppers, Spanish red onions, crumbed feta cheese. Topped out of the oven with rocket.

What is "rocket" ?

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

homemade pizza, fresh tomatos, fresh mazzarella, some olive oil, and basil.

I'm Italian and will travel for a good slice of pizza...

No onions or garlic?

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Originally Posted by Spunky

All meat with shrimp and smoked oysters

Whoa... that's a weird one.

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Whole grain dough, no red sauce, olive oil with minced garlic rubbed on, mushrooms and artichokes.

No cheese?

fatfoo · 02-02-2010, 10:02 PM

Extra cheese... pepperoni... lot of different sauces...

It needs to look cool - like the Mafia is serving it.

Something like this:

XPays · 02-02-2010, 10:07 PM

coal fired brick oven thin crust
http://www.johnsbrickovenpizza.com/

CunningStunt · 02-02-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

What is "rocket" ?

Are you kidding me? It's a very peppery type of lettuce. Don't you get it in the US?

http://ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.co...e-sandwich.jpg

BFT3K · 02-02-2010, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Are you kidding me? It's a very peppery type of lettuce. Don't you get it in the US?

http://ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.co...e-sandwich.jpg

Looks familiar, but I think it's called something else around here.

Baby arugula maybe?...

PersianKitty · 02-02-2010, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Looks familiar, but I think it's called something else around here.

Arugula..

PersianKitty · 02-02-2010, 10:29 PM

thinnest crispiest crust possible (preferably whole grain), light white sauce, chicken, artichokes, capers, light mozzarella, and herb cream cheese

tabasco · 02-02-2010, 10:29 PM

Pepperoni and black olives

beemk · 02-02-2010, 10:30 PM

perfect pizza? on the base of my cock with a hot female putting the tip of my penis in her mouth.

CunningStunt · 02-02-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

perfect pizza? on the base of my cock with a hot female putting the tip of my penis in her mouth.

Is that a Salami pizza?

BillyHoe · 02-02-2010, 11:15 PM

Pepperoni, Sausage, bacon, spicy ground beef, and Thai shrimp.

HandballJim · 02-02-2010, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

coal fired brick oven thin crust
http://www.johnsbrickovenpizza.com/

yeah Johns is good, but I have not eaten there in a couple of years...need to bring the wife there. (I just hate waiting online when I am hungry)

I play Handball near there sometimes on West 4th and 6th avenue. As an alternative I just go to Ben's Pizza, West 4th, and Mcdougal Street.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 02-02-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

No cheese?

Oh yeah. Mozzarella cheese. I just forgot.

Jakke PNG · 02-03-2010, 12:35 AM

Thin crust, good tomato sauce, mozzarella, green pesto and garlic.

SOMETIMES (rarely, mostly hungover) a junkfood pizza is heaven.

Something you order and get delivered. bbq-sauce, chicken, bacon, tons of cheese and such. But that's not even real pizza.

J$tyle$ · 02-03-2010, 01:19 AM

Something that looks like this

Well done but not burnt ... crispy and orange-ish oily from the cheese. The shit that drips out when you fold and eat it the right way!

Real fuckin' NY Pizza ... not "NY Style B.S." from anywhere else!!!

weekly · 02-03-2010, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Arugula..

That's it. Its like eggplant and aubergine or cilantro and coriander. My favorite pizza rarely comes from a chain except maybe Pizza Express in London. It has to be thin crust usually with emmantal cheese, basil drizzled with hot oil. And the crust can't fold like a wet vagina. It has to be firm. French make great pizza as well as the Italians.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2010, 02:04 AM

Good pizza is the one take out sort of food they just don't do right in the UK.

I miss a good mom and pop pizza that is the sort that you can fold over. I like cheese that you know is just on the verge of being too hot. I even like the pizza tit bubble.

For toppings, I will normally go with a basic mushroom and peperoni but if it is really good pizza I can even have it just plain.

I don't know why they don't do it well here. I have had really good pizza on the continent and even in countries such as Belgium but not anywhere in the UK.

CunningStunt · 02-03-2010, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I don't know why they don't do it well here. I have had really good pizza on the continent and even in countries such as Belgium but not anywhere in the UK.

As weekly said, the only place I found that does half decent pizza in London, is Pizza Express. They're all over the place, Covent Garden, Hampstead, Camden. Give them a go.

digitaldivas · 02-03-2010, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

homemade pizza, fresh tomatos, fresh mazzarella, some olive oil, and basil.

I'm Italian and will travel for a good slice of pizza...

ooh I am Italian as well. I like the above add sausage and peppers

Danny B · 02-03-2010, 02:21 AM

Thin crust, traditional stone oven.
Thin layer of tomato sauce, mozarella, thin slices of ham and caramelized unions.
Topped off with basil leaves, some oregano and pesto on the side.

martinsc · 02-03-2010, 02:24 AM

dominos - Hawaii special

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2010, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

As weekly said, the only place I found that does half decent pizza in London, is Pizza Express. They're all over the place, Covent Garden, Hampstead, Camden. Give them a go.

I have been to Pizza Express many times but it still isn't the level of Mom and Pop pizza places back home.

Dirty Lord · 02-03-2010, 04:18 AM

Domino's

seeandsee · 02-03-2010, 04:21 AM

normal pizza with bif salate

StaceyJo · 02-03-2010, 05:52 AM

With lots of mozzarella cheese.

quiet · 02-03-2010, 06:01 AM

feta, olives, onion, mushrooms, extra garlic, tomato base with mozzarella. once in a while: pineapple and ham for variety.

Fletch XXX · 02-03-2010, 06:07 AM

homemade dough. thin. no cow cheese please. brocolli.

the best.

MrKinkade · 02-03-2010, 06:09 AM

one with a huge whole for my cock to fit through so eve laurence can suck it...........has that been done?

Zayne E. · 02-03-2010, 06:25 AM

Take it from a guy who grew up in Chicago...this is the best pizza in the WORLD, bar none...and they deliver FedEx!

http://www.giordanos.com/shop/home.php - The "Windy City Special"

CDSmith · 02-03-2010, 06:40 AM

Flavorful dough, thin, crispy, a good zesty sauce, meat toppings that are real and thick cut (not that fake "beef topping", little dog pellets for what is supposed to be Italian sausage, or bacon bits instead of real bacon, or tiny cocktail shrimp, the REAL stuff please), mushrooms, onions, green peppers.
I'm also a fan of the bacon, ham and pinneapple combo.

Pre-bake it all, then add extra mozza all over it for the last few minutes of cooking.

Then I shake some stinky parmesan cheese on it and some tabasco and I'm in heaven.

nico-t · 02-03-2010, 06:52 AM

crappy pizzas are all over the place here, i lost my hope until a year ago when i found one place where the pizzas are fucking perfect. Best pizzas ive had all my life.

quiet · 02-03-2010, 07:28 AM

good call CD, i neglected to mention parm.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2010, 08:09 AM

I don't think I should visit this thread anymore of I am going to be breaking my diet soon.

undersoul · 02-03-2010, 08:35 AM

NYC style cheese pizza. nothing on it. just great HOT pizza!

Luscious Media · 02-03-2010, 08:39 AM

The oven should be 550-600 degrees to create a thin crust that bakes up cripsy but not hard or burned. The (red) sauce should be both spicy and sweet with extra garlic. Spread the sauce so you leave at least 2 inches of dough on the edges uncovered. Coat the uncovered edge in garlic butter. Spread fresh mozzarella liberally over the entire pizza. Thin sliced pepperoni is my favorite topping...either that or a garbage pizza (everything on it).

RadicalSights · 02-03-2010, 09:02 AM

http://www.break.com/cute-girls/nake...ets-pizza.html

SykkBoy · 02-03-2010, 09:07 AM

thick crust, light sauce, lots of mozzarella cheese, thick cut pepperoni, pineapple, mushrooms and thinly sliced red onion

dready · 02-03-2010, 09:09 AM

Make my own dough from scratch. Then add tomato sauce, fresh basil, red onion, and cashew nuts. Top with Mozza.

02-02-2010, 09:34 PM	#1
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Please Describe Your Perfect Pizza You know you think about it. Tell us about your dream... Last edited by BFT3K; 02-02-2010 at 09:35 PM..

02-02-2010, 09:40 PM	#3
HandballJim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 4,024	homemade pizza, fresh tomatos, fresh mazzarella, some olive oil, and basil. I'm Italian and will travel for a good slice of pizza... __________________ HOW I MAKE LOTS OF $$$

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02-02-2010, 10:02 PM	#7
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02-02-2010, 09:39 PM	#2
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I make them regularly, someone bought us a bread / dough maker for a wedding gift years ago. Thin crust, pizza tomato paste (bought, I cheat), gourmet italian chilli sausages, onion jam, roast red peppers, Spanish red onions, crumbed feta cheese. Topped out of the oven with rocket.

02-02-2010, 10:07 PM	#8
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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	thinnest crispiest crust possible (preferably whole grain), light white sauce, chicken, artichokes, capers, light mozzarella, and herb cream cheese __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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02-03-2010, 12:35 AM	#19
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Thin crust, good tomato sauce, mozzarella, green pesto and garlic. SOMETIMES (rarely, mostly hungover) a junkfood pizza is heaven. Something you order and get delivered. bbq-sauce, chicken, bacon, tons of cheese and such. But that's not even real pizza. __________________ ..and I'm off. Last edited by Jakke PNG; 02-03-2010 at 12:37 AM..

02-03-2010, 01:19 AM	#20
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Something that looks like this Well done but not burnt ... crispy and orange-ish oily from the cheese. The shit that drips out when you fold and eat it the right way! Real fuckin' NY Pizza ... not "NY Style B.S." from anywhere else!!!

02-03-2010, 02:04 AM	#22
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Good pizza is the one take out sort of food they just don't do right in the UK. I miss a good mom and pop pizza that is the sort that you can fold over. I like cheese that you know is just on the verge of being too hot. I even like the pizza tit bubble. For toppings, I will normally go with a basic mushroom and peperoni but if it is really good pizza I can even have it just plain. I don't know why they don't do it well here. I have had really good pizza on the continent and even in countries such as Belgium but not anywhere in the UK. Last edited by Sarah_Jayne; 02-03-2010 at 02:06 AM..

02-03-2010, 02:21 AM	#25
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	Thin crust, traditional stone oven. Thin layer of tomato sauce, mozarella, thin slices of ham and caramelized unions. Topped off with basil leaves, some oregano and pesto on the side. __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

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02-03-2010, 06:01 AM	#31
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	feta, olives, onion, mushrooms, extra garlic, tomato base with mozzarella. once in a while: pineapple and ham for variety. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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02-03-2010, 06:25 AM	#34
Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	Take it from a guy who grew up in Chicago...this is the best pizza in the WORLD, bar none...and they deliver FedEx! http://www.giordanos.com/shop/home.php - The "Windy City Special"

02-03-2010, 06:40 AM	#35
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Flavorful dough, thin, crispy, a good zesty sauce, meat toppings that are real and thick cut (not that fake "beef topping", little dog pellets for what is supposed to be Italian sausage, or bacon bits instead of real bacon, or tiny cocktail shrimp, the REAL stuff please), mushrooms, onions, green peppers. I'm also a fan of the bacon, ham and pinneapple combo. Pre-bake it all, then add extra mozza all over it for the last few minutes of cooking. Then I shake some stinky parmesan cheese on it and some tabasco and I'm in heaven. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-03-2010, 06:52 AM	#36
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	crappy pizzas are all over the place here, i lost my hope until a year ago when i found one place where the pizzas are fucking perfect. Best pizzas ive had all my life.

02-03-2010, 07:28 AM	#37
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	good call CD, i neglected to mention parm. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

02-03-2010, 08:09 AM	#38
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I don't think I should visit this thread anymore of I am going to be breaking my diet soon.

02-03-2010, 08:35 AM	#39
undersoul Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: underground Posts: 1,212	NYC style cheese pizza. nothing on it. just great HOT pizza! __________________ RIP TD

02-03-2010, 08:39 AM	#40
Luscious Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Foxwoods Posts: 785	The oven should be 550-600 degrees to create a thin crust that bakes up cripsy but not hard or burned. The (red) sauce should be both spicy and sweet with extra garlic. Spread the sauce so you leave at least 2 inches of dough on the edges uncovered. Coat the uncovered edge in garlic butter. Spread fresh mozzarella liberally over the entire pizza. Thin sliced pepperoni is my favorite topping...either that or a garbage pizza (everything on it). __________________ Luscious Media ICQ: 293-550-859 CFNM Cash

02-03-2010, 09:02 AM	#41
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02-03-2010, 09:07 AM	#42
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	thick crust, light sauce, lots of mozzarella cheese, thick cut pepperoni, pineapple, mushrooms and thinly sliced red onion

02-03-2010, 09:09 AM	#43
dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	Make my own dough from scratch. Then add tomato sauce, fresh basil, red onion, and cashew nuts. Top with Mozza. __________________ ICQ: 91139591