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11-20-2002, 10:41 PM
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Where does McDonlads hire their employees...my god!
Let me tell you how dumb the employees are at McDonald?s:
I go there almost every other day and get the same damn meal (Big Mac Meal w/Coke and an extra cheeseburger) and the cost is always $5.64 I usually give the clerk/cashier either a $5 and some change?or a $5 and a $1 bill. Well, today, I go back to order my usual and I was charged $5.94?I was a bit surprised?so as I pull up, I casually ask the cashier what?s happened?I usually pay $5.64??? She informs me that prices on the value meals have gone up!... OH..No big deal?so, this time I pull out my wallet?and I had her $11.00! She than tells me that she only needs the $10.00 bill?and proceeds to hand me back the $1 bill?I said..?NO?.take the $11.00!??(If you?re smart, you would have known what I was trying to accomplish! ) She than ?insisted? why I was giving her $11.00 dollars to pay for a meal that was only worth $5.94?when the $10.00 bill would have been sufficient! I said: ?Look babe?you?re not in a position to ask questions?you see that cash register..see how it has those cool looking buttons on it!...Well, go over there and type in $ ONE ONE (dot) ZERO ZERO..and watch the machine MAGICALLY tell you how much money I get back?.! To her ?astonishment??it came back with $5.06?.she than had the NERVE to say..?Oh..I?m sorry..I didn?t realize that you wanted a $5.00 dollar bill..? I said, as I?m pulling away with my change?heading up to the next window to actually get my lunch: ?Next time, just take the money and let technology do the rest!? Damn?.where do they hire these people at? Do they scout high schools and look for those students who got nothing but ?D?s? on their report cards???? (Know what all ?D?s? mean on a report card? Duh..Duh?Duh?Duh?dumb fucker) Now I gotta go find a new place to eat?damn I hate stupidity! Later: Tek |
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11-20-2002, 10:44 PM
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That's not healthy. Mc D's every day I mean.
Plus tomorrow you're getting a sneaze burger |
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McDonalds employees are NOT hired to think or perform calculations. Keep that in mind when you're yelling at them at the drive-thru window.
They are hired to mop floors, scrub toilets, and slap pre-formed psuedo beef patties on a fuckin' grill. Nothing more.
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11-20-2002, 10:49 PM
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The girl probably thought she was doing you a courtesy. Honestly, I would have said the exact same thing if I was in her position.
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11-20-2002, 10:50 PM
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So uhmmm the whole deal was that you won't get 4 one dollar bills and some change?
I don't understand why is the McDonalds worker is stupid? She was doing her job just fine, if you could be nicer and tell her that you want 5 dollars in a bill I'm sure it will prevent you the hassle of fighting "DUMB" mc workers. Just my 
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 ....I know it's not healthy..but damn....coke & Mcd's are like my 'crutches'...I cant get through a day w/out em both! and if I go one, or two days w/out one...usually the burgers...I start 'jones'n' for it really bad! |
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11-20-2002, 10:51 PM
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Why give 11 dollars, that dosent make any sense. A lot of hassle and confusion just to get a 5 dollar bill.
I could see if the bill was lets say, 5.04 and give her 10 dollars and 4 cents |
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11-20-2002, 10:51 PM
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AHHHHH ... McDonalds ....
over 50 BILLION burgers served for which 12 head of cattle have laid down their lives. 
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 Common fucking sense would tell you that.... fuck it. You don;t even NEED common sense... you don;t need to think PERIOD. Just type in the fucking amount I give you and give me back what the magic machine tells you. STOP THINKING. I'll do it for you. I'm totally with tekart on this.
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11-20-2002, 10:54 PM
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i always ask for coke with no ice. half the time they either give me ice, or don't put ice in my friends pop.
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11-20-2002, 10:56 PM
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You'd switch your mind off too if you worked at Mac D's Don't make fun of them there already working a crappy job where they are paid not to think.
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11-20-2002, 10:56 PM
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I would have given $11 also. But dude, you were a total ass about it. Remove the stick from your ass and tell the chick politely why you were giving her $11 instead of being such a cocksmack.
Good grief, all this over fucking McDonald's. You and pr0 should get together.
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11-20-2002, 10:57 PM
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you people are so stupid some times, thinking your smarter then other people, you make me sick some times.
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If I was working there, I would have jizzed in a vanilla milkshake and been like, Im sorry sir, take this complimentary shake.
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11-20-2002, 11:00 PM
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tek, you gave her extra money for an obscure reason and then acted like a jerk when she didn't catch on immediately. Who goes out of their way to get $5.06 back? Do you have onedollarbillaphobia or something? If you wanted a $5 back, why not give her $10.94? You said yourself you sometimes pay with a $5 and some change. Why not give her the change and avoid the confusion. This girl probably sees 200 people/day who just fork over the $10 and take their change but you expect her to be ready for the weirdo who's passing out extra $1s? SpaceAce |
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11-20-2002, 11:00 PM
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The REAL problem here is: You eat way too much of that maybe-it-looks-like-food. I also 'eat' there from time to time but every other day - OMG!!
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11-20-2002, 11:03 PM
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I almost killed someone at mcdonalds...seriously, it was scary thinking i might goto jail for assaulting a mc d's employee.
So i've quit eating all fast food entirely, this solves the problem.
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11-20-2002, 11:04 PM
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You mean you wish to be smarter then me, right?
why don't you ask santa for that. 
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I think you need a hobby man...
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If you really want to see confusion . . . when they tell you your total is $6.52 . . . hand them like $8.16 and enjoy the chaos! |
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11-20-2002, 11:22 PM
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tekart,
You are a fat stupid fuck for eating at McDonalds. You may think you are smarter than people, but your arteries and bowls reak of disease and cancer. |
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11-20-2002, 11:26 PM
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Dam some chicken McNugets sound good about now.
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11-20-2002, 11:27 PM
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or a mutha fuckin Big Mac
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(Besides..the bitch raised her voice to me to start..not like that makes matters better..but I was simply telling her...in a non threating tone..and in my own unique way..'just take my money and do your job! )I know it's a mundane job and shit..but hello...you work w/money all day...that and food..so..are they only supposed to know how to become burger makers...and not know how to do math?? Hell..it's a vitale part of the job...you'd think you might learn something every once and awhile!..maybe pick up on peoples way of thinking..hell..I used to work a mundane job as a cashier at a grocery store back in 95-96..and I had people doing this all the time to me...so. what..it's only cool one way and not the other... Now, in no way was I attempting to be condensending or rude to this cashier, as she was probably right out of highschoo..or close to it... I was merely picking on the fact that there was a reasonable explanation as to why I was giving her $11.00...and not just $10.00..and that if she just used that big ass calculator on the table, she'd have realized something new and exciting! (and if I don't want FOUR one-dollar bills..thats my problem.! )Hell..maybe i'm just fucked in the head...which wouldn't be anything new...oh well..just thought I'd share a little bit of my life w/you all...if some of you thought this was funny...thanks..and for those that didn't ...well..I guess that's what happens when you attempt to tell a funny story by typing it up...and not hearing it told by someone...the funny part gets tangeld in 'assumptions' and all that shit! Later: (edited to correct spelling errors..I'm so fucking anal about that shit! ) |
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It is kind of hard to believe that someone working a cash register at McDonalds has never come across that kind of request before. It isn't uncommon.
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http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/av.htm 77inches...that's 6'5..current weight...235lbs... Body Description..'overweight'...I knew that..that puts me in the 66% category of ALL America...w/50% being thought as ideal weight...So, I'm not that far off..(I know I'm out of shape..but not FAT) Now, if you think that's fat...well..fine..but since most experts claim that 1/2 of america is overweight..theres a pretty good chance that you're FAT TOO! But that's not relevant...hell..you calling me fat isn't even relevant..for all you know..I could have a really high matabolism..and eating food like this wouldn't do a damn thing..now, you would be right in saying that eating fast food on a regular basis would be accurate and I would whole heartly agree w/you. This is not something I do A LOT OF....yeah..I go through my 'phases'..and shit like that..and so do a lot of people...and it just happens to be that time in my life where I eat a lot of fast food right now... As I said in a earlier post, I was merely attempting to elaborate a somewhat funny event in my life today in which if someone had just stopped for a minute...used a little common sense..I'd not be relaying this story right now... |
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No, I'm not racist. cuz my sorry ass will probably be back there at some time over the next few days...though why, I don't know..cuz they always fuck up my order one way or another...but because of the price of the meals when compared to Wendy's, JITB, Carl's, etc, etc, I like their food more...so, I'll probably just go to a different location. |
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Had I just said "BMI", I'm somewhat confident that most folks would not have understood what that means...(and I could be wrong?that I?m willing to admit to) However, since I'm described by friends/family as being straight-forward, I like to make sure that when addressing someone regarding a particular subject, I do not come across like "I'm holier than thou" by using fancy acronyms or words that the rest of America never uses in their daily conversations. This explains why I said: ?That would be Body Mass Index, in case you didn?t know? If you (or for that matter, DearAby) interpret that statement as being sarcastic in nature, I apologize, as that was not my intention. I merely wanted to present my findings in a clear and consise manner. Thank you: |
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Believe me, this stupidity is not limited to McDonalds employeess. I was at the grocery store near my house, similar situation. The bill came to about 5 bucks and some change. I had a 10, a 5, and one dollar coin. So i give her 11 bucks, and she gives me the one back. So i give it back to her.
"I'd like the 5 dollar note instead of some change, thanks" She gives me the one dollar coin back. "It's only $5.40" "Yes, i'm aware, but i'd like the 5 dollars change in a note, rather than coins" She still didn't understand me. "Look, if i give you 11 dollars, i get 5 dollars back in a note, and some small change. If i give you 10 dollars, i get 4 dollars in coin and some small change." "OOOHHHH, right. ..... So how much do you want to pay?" I gave up. I gave her the damn 10 dollars. |
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That girl was definitively too smart for McDonalds... she tried to understand instead of just following orders....
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