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tekart · 11-20-2002, 10:41 PM

Let me tell you how dumb the employees are at McDonald?s:

I go there almost every other day and get the same damn meal (Big Mac Meal w/Coke and an extra cheeseburger) and the cost is always $5.64
I usually give the clerk/cashier either a $5 and some change?or a $5 and a $1 bill.

Well, today, I go back to order my usual and I was charged $5.94?I was a bit surprised?so as I pull up, I casually ask the cashier what?s happened?I usually pay $5.64??? She informs me that prices on the value meals have gone up!... OH..No big deal?so, this time I pull out my wallet?and I had her $11.00!

She than tells me that she only needs the $10.00 bill?and proceeds to hand me back the $1 bill?I said..?NO?.take the $11.00!??(If you?re smart, you would have known what I was trying to accomplish! ) She than ?insisted? why I was giving her $11.00 dollars to pay for a meal that was only worth $5.94?when the $10.00 bill would have been sufficient!

I said: ?Look babe?you?re not in a position to ask questions?you see that cash register..see how it has those cool looking buttons on it!...Well, go over there and type in $ ONE ONE (dot) ZERO ZERO..and watch the machine MAGICALLY tell you how much money I get back?.!

To her ?astonishment??it came back with $5.06?.she than had the NERVE to say..?Oh..I?m sorry..I didn?t realize that you wanted a $5.00 dollar bill..?

I said, as I?m pulling away with my change?heading up to the next window to actually get my lunch: ?Next time, just take the money and let technology do the rest!?

Damn?.where do they hire these people at? Do they scout high schools and look for those students who got nothing but ?D?s? on their report cards????
(Know what all ?D?s? mean on a report card? Duh..Duh?Duh?Duh?dumb fucker)

Now I gotta go find a new place to eat?damn I hate stupidity!

Later:

Tek

11-20-2002, 10:41 PM
tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	Where does McDonlads hire their employees...my god! Let me tell you how dumb the employees are at McDonald?s: I go there almost every other day and get the same damn meal (Big Mac Meal w/Coke and an extra cheeseburger) and the cost is always $5.64 I usually give the clerk/cashier either a $5 and some change?or a $5 and a $1 bill. Well, today, I go back to order my usual and I was charged $5.94?I was a bit surprised?so as I pull up, I casually ask the cashier what?s happened?I usually pay $5.64??? She informs me that prices on the value meals have gone up!... OH..No big deal?so, this time I pull out my wallet?and I had her $11.00! She than tells me that she only needs the $10.00 bill?and proceeds to hand me back the $1 bill?I said..?NO?.take the $11.00!??(If you?re smart, you would have known what I was trying to accomplish! ) She than ?insisted? why I was giving her $11.00 dollars to pay for a meal that was only worth $5.94?when the $10.00 bill would have been sufficient! I said: ?Look babe?you?re not in a position to ask questions?you see that cash register..see how it has those cool looking buttons on it!...Well, go over there and type in $ ONE ONE (dot) ZERO ZERO..and watch the machine MAGICALLY tell you how much money I get back?.! To her ?astonishment??it came back with $5.06?.she than had the NERVE to say..?Oh..I?m sorry..I didn?t realize that you wanted a $5.00 dollar bill..? I said, as I?m pulling away with my change?heading up to the next window to actually get my lunch: ?Next time, just take the money and let technology do the rest!? Damn?.where do they hire these people at? Do they scout high schools and look for those students who got nothing but ?D?s? on their report cards???? (Know what all ?D?s? mean on a report card? Duh..Duh?Duh?Duh?dumb fucker) Now I gotta go find a new place to eat?damn I hate stupidity! Later: Tek