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The Sultan Of Smut · 12-29-2008, 04:58 PM

I do when I'm hammered or else I'll just piss all over the floor.

Scott McD · 12-29-2008, 04:58 PM

Sit down to pee wtf ?!?!?

Redmanthatcould · 12-29-2008, 05:04 PM

I've got Olympic rings setup from the ceiling in my bathroom, so that I can practice my iron cross while I test my aim.

It's quite the workout, but it feels like I'm playing Galaga in person.

papill0n · 12-29-2008, 05:08 PM

Wow seems to be a few sitters, more than i thought.

I never even thought about sitting to pee to be honest lol

DannysReviews|com · 12-29-2008, 05:13 PM

Both because it depends on the situation.

PXN · 12-29-2008, 05:18 PM

It depends. If it not my toilet I stand and pissed all over. If I'm at home I sit.

candyflip · 12-29-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

I guess you haven't been paying attention to this board in the past 4 years

More like 8.

genoveze · 12-29-2008, 05:53 PM

it's not wierd, if im tired drunk or need to spend more time in the bathroom I do it, I would pee in whatever position would be more comfortable im not a dog to have to raise a leg to pee on trees so the other males can see it flow ;)

RayVega · 12-29-2008, 06:01 PM

Holy shit, this made two pages!

candyflip · 12-29-2008, 06:02 PM

I just came from the bathroom and I sat down to pee.

Jarmusch · 12-29-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM

I had a friend in our flat working on my computer some time ago and he went to take a pee.. me and my mom heard him from 2 different rooms

hahahaha

What the hell is wrong with that? It's a manly pee.

You WANT others to hear you mark your territory.

Your friend owned your house that day.

Denis_SC · 12-29-2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

I have to stand, when i sit down my dick gets wet from the water in the bowl

Something is wrong with your bowl .... the water stands too high in it

Big Red Machine · 12-29-2008, 06:10 PM

the other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)

Denis_SC · 12-29-2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

Holy shit, this made two pages!

I'm calling over 3 pages by tomorrow morning ...

P.S. And I've just done my investment into it.

Super Negro · 12-29-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What the hell is wrong with that? It's a manly pee.

You WANT others to hear you mark your territory.

Your friend owned your house that day.

a "manly" pee? hahahahahahahahhaha

oh my god...did you SERIOUSLY just say that? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

try and tell your girlfriend or wife how MANLY your pee is because it is LOUD! hahahahahahhahahaha

want manly? try crying in front of your wife
or running to the car when she comes home with groceries and offering to carry them all in

THOSE are manly things...not the size of your pee stream or the width of your poop

BAKO · 12-29-2008, 08:35 PM

Great thread :-)

BAKO · 12-29-2008, 08:36 PM

I only do that when I go to moms house

MaDalton · 12-29-2008, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

the other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)

Donfoolio · 12-29-2008, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

the other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)

and that's how men do it. standing up

JD · 12-29-2008, 10:22 PM

only time I sit to piss is when I'm GOD DAMN drunk. I'd rather sit than piss all over the floor lol

LiveDose · 12-29-2008, 10:56 PM

Leave that to the ladies...

PXN · 12-29-2008, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

only time I sit to piss is when I'm GOD DAMN drunk. I'd rather sit than piss all over the floor lol

qxm · 12-30-2008, 12:48 AM

mm ... morning wood is a real problem for me... when hard... my cock aims at a 92.5 degree angle .. in other words it aims for my face... so I have to do a special ritual and think a lot about that chick from the Ring so that the "bladder induced" boner will subside and then I can sit down and bend my cock in an orthodox 38.5 degree vertical angle and -209.7 degree horizontal angle ... and carefully let it go as my morning pressure is very high...

.... true story ... lolz

lazycash · 12-30-2008, 12:54 AM

Is your penis still broke ray?

Centurion · 12-30-2008, 02:34 AM

Sitting helps keep the porcelain a bit cleaner..for those having problems aiming!

hahmike · 12-30-2008, 02:56 AM

Anyone else here just piss in the bathroom sink?

Of course, you need to rinse it when you're done... added bonus, you're in a good location to wash your cock when you've finished pissing...

rowan · 12-30-2008, 03:06 AM

My wife was floored when I informed her that if I needed to take a dump I didn't spend an extra 30 seconds standing up before sitting down for the number twos. It doesn't always come out in that order anyway, so I'm not sure I'd want to stand up to pee in that case.

hjnet · 12-30-2008, 03:19 AM

I sit down, I always need some newspaper to read while I'm in there, and therefore I need two free hands ;)

Walter Gropius · 12-30-2008, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hahmike

Anyone else here just piss in the bathroom sink?

Of course, you need to rinse it when you're done... added bonus, you're in a good location to wash your cock when you've finished pissing...

I've done that, it saves time when you're doing something else at the same time like brushing your teeth

OG LennyT · 12-30-2008, 03:24 AM

my wife made fun of a neighbor that made her husband sit and pee.. I lost much respect for him when I found out

SpicyM · 12-30-2008, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

I sit down, I always need some newspaper to read while I'm in there, and therefore I need two free hands ;)

yes, the newspapers are also a good reason to sit!

SpicyM · 12-30-2008, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Your friend owned your house that day.

well I doubt.. he didnt wash his hands

SpicyM · 12-30-2008, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

sitting is good for your prostate apparently

for farting as well

Tippy · 12-30-2008, 06:03 AM

I sit to pee when Im at home or visiting family, stand when Im in a public place... shopping malls, resto, work etc... dont trust the seats in those places... I try to hold out on #2 till Im at home but sometimes when you gotta go you just gotta.

sexandcash · 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM

I sit down to pee because I'm a girl and I have a vagina....

br4sco · 12-30-2008, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

piss all over the seat, and have her clean it up, she'll stop giving you hard time about it...

lololololol

panchodog's izzy · 12-30-2008, 06:49 AM

It's a toilet "seat", why not sit down on it?

Just beacuse you are taking a piss and not a shit you can't give the pissing ceremony the same level of sophistication?

You sit down, take off your slippers, serve yourself a cup of mocha with some cookies, open the bathroom closet, get some magazines or put on the tv, grab the phone and call your ex... make that piss worth your while, dammit!

SpicyM · 12-31-2008, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippy

I sit to pee when Im at home or visiting family, stand when Im in a public place... shopping malls, resto, work etc... dont trust the seats in those places... I try to hold out on #2 till Im at home but sometimes when you gotta go you just gotta.

same here, but best pissing is when standing in the nature

candyflip · 12-31-2008, 11:11 AM

I just pee'd sitting down...AGAIN!

Achmed's Wife Halimah · 12-31-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

I have to stand, when i sit down my dick gets wet from the water in the bowl

Dick do not get wet, not long enough to reach water

Halimah say your toilet water is at low levels because you let dog drink from it not because dick too big

Michaelious · 12-31-2008, 12:58 PM

I stand tall and proud lol

brassmonkey · 12-31-2008, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PXN

damn spicy food ass exploded hes dead

qxm · 12-31-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

It's a toilet "seat", why not sit down on it?

Just beacuse you are taking a piss and not a shit you can't give the pissing ceremony the same level of sophistication?

You sit down, take off your slippers, serve yourself a cup of mocha with some cookies, open the bathroom closet, get some magazines or put on the tv, grab the phone and call your ex... make that piss worth your while, dammit!

I lol'd....

bobby666 · 12-31-2008, 03:46 PM

no problems in any position with my diapers

reebix · 12-31-2008, 04:10 PM

I started sitting in the middle of the night because the light woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep. Night piss sit, day piss stand.

There's a great Curb Your Enthusiasm episode about this topic.

RayVega · 12-31-2008, 06:06 PM

holy shit, this thread went on way too long...hey "ama" what ya think now?

starpimps · 12-31-2008, 06:19 PM

i just sat down to pee without being drunk or taking a deuce and it felt liberating

EthnicLover · 12-31-2008, 08:54 PM

Wow, I'm late to the party.

Don't you all have morning wood? Therefore you have to sit or wait five minutes while you feel a searing pain through your bladder.

Some of us don't pee so straight so sue us. Besides who wants to stand any longer than necessary.

Everyone guy has to deal with this and there's a lot of guys present tonight that's why this thread is such a hit. Good stuff.

RayVega · 12-31-2008, 09:01 PM

just did it a minute ago...pure bliss.

VeriSexy · 12-31-2008, 09:06 PM

I only do it when I am laying torpedoes

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