How many of you guys sit down to pee?
 

Like, especially at night when it's dark and you can't aim all that well, or in the morning when you have morning wood...My girl says it is weird, I say a lot of guys do it...anyone?


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I do whenever possible.

I just looked down, yes I have a penis and its plenty long enough that the piss stream won't hit my balls, so umm ya I stand up unless I am shitting lol

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piss all over the seat, and have her clean it up, she'll stop giving you hard time about it... :1orglaugh

you sit down - you are gay. that simple

Sometimes I'm fooled. I sit down to take a crap and all I do is pee. But I don't ever sit down to pee on its own, lol. You have a hose, use it.

I remember telling my friend I shit and piss at the same time.. and he thought I was weird.. he shits and he stands to pee.

Only when I'm too drunk ...

I do, this way I do not piss on the seat during the night + I don't have to turn on the bathroom light which wakes me up and fucks with me getting back to sleep ;)

Man the posts to spam these days are really getting rediculous and showing the state of the industry so to speak. Is that the best you can think of ??

Lift the seat you lazy bastards.

Yupp I do it!

Girls think it's weird.

id rather piss on the floor before i sit down to pee. i have a penis, therefore i stand

if i have morning wood, i just lean over and put my hand on the wall

And what exactly am I spamming? There's not even a link in my sig.

My point is WTF does this REDICULOUS post have to do with the adult industry. Did you actually sit in front of your computer pondering that question. If so that explains alot.

sounds pretty gay to me!

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I guess you haven't been paying attention to this board in the past 4 years

I lie down when I pee.. or jump

You don't have to read it, or respond. And, yes, I do sit in front of my computer and ponder the question. GFY is a community, and a place where like (or unlike) minded people hang out, and bullshit about nonsense. Did you mistake this for a business board?

Seems a bunch of other people found the topic interesting enough to take the time to post on it (including you), so if I sparked someone to think or laugh (at me or otherwise) what harm does that do? It's hard enough to get through life without killing a motherfucker, what's wrong with a little nonesense once in a while? Are you that far gone, that cynical, that oppressed by the task oriented marching orders of the capitalist society that we created that you cannot enjoy a little immature nonsense once in a while? I feel bad for you, and I hope you lighten up someday before it is too late.

Peace.

Isn't this post exactly what GFY is about? Bullshitting around and a serious post from time to time. It's exactly that to me at least ;)))

without some fun & bullshit sometimes, bizz could be boring

It is not weird at all. My mom suggested to my dad that he should sit down. Because it is healthy and good for you! Try to sit down as much as possible!

i stand on a chair



the water is too damn cold

The urinals are usually too cold to sit down.

only when i take a shit or so belligerently drunk that i cant stand up/ aim in the general direction

Im sure I read somewhere that there was a connection between guys that sit to pee and prostate troubles?

noup man

hell no thats crazy

My girl hasn't gotten the leash that tight yet...

Every time I am at home or at any other toilet, except the public ones or nature (prefered) :thumbsup

Its normal IMHO.. and much more comfortable, cleaner.. Most normal people do that at "home" toilets as its safe and confortable and who gives a fuck if you are at home really...
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Jesus I would feel shame if some waterfall would be heard from the toilet when being on a visit in my friends or family... just imagine..

I had a friend in our flat working on my computer some time ago and he went to take a pee.. me and my mom heard him from 2 different rooms :1orglaugh:1orglaugh hahahaha

Thread Closed.

I also sit, Pee and then flush ... and whent the new water on it I wash my cock on it joust to be really clean on the way :thumbsup}

Works also marvelous if u take a dump :winkwink:

I have my dick triple pierced with no jewelry, so I have to sit

sitting is good for your prostate apparently

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When I'm using my bathroom I always sit. It's much more hygienic

"all you funny style cats aint down wit me, you the type to go to the bathroom... sit down and pee" :321GFY

This is true, I do get stage fright from time to time if I know someone can hear, so it makes sense that I prefer sitting since you can't hear it as much..interesting.

The whole making-a-noise thing does bug me a little when pissing, but rather than sitting down I just aim slightly to the side of the water, then it doesn't make so much noise

Wouldn't it be more shameful if the waterfall happened BECAUSE you sat down? Most piss sitters in fact suffer from that.... the ball waterfall :1orglaugh

fucking freaks

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Half the time Im tooo tired to stand so I sit.

Hmm never happens to me when sitting... unless you have a pussy :1orglaugh

When you sit the flow should go towards the front wall of the loo, not down as when you stay up.. so the sound is very quiet, not like a waterfall :1orglaugh

and btw, its not only the sound but also the sputtering pee - and that may cause a serious problem when it ends up on your pants :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I only sit when my I have an extreme morning wood that just wont go down. The bad thing is my anus opens when I sit down and I just dont like the feeling of wind blowing against my exit areas.

What you see as bullshit, I see as an amazing vehicle for this astounding array of psychological information.

Fascinating.

Ooooh! Fuck! I've been doing it backward all these years.

I'll have to try the SIT to SHIT and STAND to PISS thing!

Fucking shit! No wonder I get weird looks at public urinals.

Sit to shit, sit to shit... Got it.

damn dude you people got it down to a science lmao :1orglaugh

I was fuckin around though, that shit is some old funny shit I used on people back in the day when they used to say they sat and peed. It's been years since I been able to use the "shrimp dick ball waterfall" routine and you gave an opening :winkwink:

I have to stand, when i sit down my dick gets wet from the water in the bowl :winkwink: