mm ... morning wood is a real problem for me... when hard... my cock aims at a 92.5 degree angle .. in other words it aims for my face... so I have to do a special ritual and think a lot about that chick from the Ring so that the "bladder induced" boner will subside and then I can sit down and bend my cock in an orthodox 38.5 degree vertical angle and -209.7 degree horizontal angle ... and carefully let it go as my morning pressure is very high...
.... true story ... lolz
