Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

It's a toilet "seat", why not sit down on it?

Just beacuse you are taking a piss and not a shit you can't give the pissing ceremony the same level of sophistication?

You sit down, take off your slippers, serve yourself a cup of mocha with some cookies, open the bathroom closet, get some magazines or put on the tv, grab the phone and call your ex... make that piss worth your while, dammit!