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mika · 10-28-2002, 08:40 AM

Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about Finland

You are Finnish when

When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he's an American

You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??"

You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. the are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.

You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.

You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

chodadog · 10-28-2002, 08:42 AM

Riiiight.

Jakke PNG · 10-28-2002, 08:43 AM

No comment!

jqw736145 · 10-28-2002, 08:45 AM

confused? yes

cheekycherry · 10-28-2002, 08:46 AM

Translation anybody? I don't speak santa

pottdoctor · 10-28-2002, 09:23 AM

uh, next....

Lev · 10-28-2002, 09:30 AM

why won't you

America is the greatest country on earth and all of you haters are jelous

jreaka · 10-28-2002, 09:31 AM

What Americans should know about stupid Finsih people=

They ramble on, making no sense what so ever and smell really bad.

Mutt · 10-28-2002, 09:31 AM

About 5 years ago 60 Minutes did a segment on Finland. I had no idea Finns were this shy - the whole story was about Finland national character of being so reserved and shy. That there are even government programs concerned because many Finnish young people are too shy to find girlfriends/boyfriends and create the next generation of Finns. Finns supposedly don't like to make
eye contact with people in pubic, not much smiling or other public displays of emotion. I think there is also a higher incidence of depression there.

It was a very strange story. And it wasn't all from an American news program's point of view, they interviewed many Finns themselves including psychiatrists etc who backed up the facts of the story.

Seemed like Finns are like depressed Swedes. And Swedes aren't all that fun loving either. Both are good peoples though just must be raised by tradition to be self conscious and reserved emotionally.

mjrools23 · 10-28-2002, 09:32 AM

fuck finnish faggits

mika · 10-28-2002, 09:33 AM

Mutt you got that right. But not ALWAYS shy... Here's one more

---..

You know that "Gents" is another term for sidewalk.

The City of Helsinki is somewhat concerned about two aspects of urban life at present, to wit the presence of "ladies of the night" in some districts, and the weakness of the Finnish bladder. A few years ago the old draconian rules about public alcohol consumption were relaxed, with the result that major street festivals - May Eve and the Helsinki Festival's "Night of the Arts" are two that come to mind - have become very liquid indeed, to the point of public urination in places where people shouldn't. The city fathers are trying to curb both the hookers and the piss-artists. If you plan to be in Helsinki on May Eve, pack rubber boots.

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Seemed like Finns are like depressed Swedes. And Swedes aren't all that fun loving either.

Haha, thats pretty true actually. Goes for all scandinavians.
See, we do not have the american phenomenon called "dating" over here. At least not to the extent you guys have.

Meeting a partner works differently for most people. Alcohol plays a big part. Especially in Finland.

jqw736145 · 10-28-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Lev
why won't you America is the greatest country on earth and all of you haters are jelous

that's funny

jqw736145 · 10-28-2002, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by mjrools23
fuck finnish faggits

yup -- you gotta hate faggits

good spelling there

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 09:38 AM

Haha, Finland... Reminds me of when I was in the army, northern part of Norway. My entire company went on a R&R trip to this Finnish city called Rovianiemi or something, supposedly where Santa Claus "comes from" or something like that.

Man, when the buses came into the hotel, there were finnish chicks standing outside the hotel waiting for us.. Like 17-18 year old chicks, kinda like being on a rock'n'roll tour

jqw736145 · 10-28-2002, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
Haha, Finland... Reminds me of when I was in the army, northern part of Norway. My entire company went on a R&R trip to this Finnish city called Rovianiemi or something, supposedly where Santa Claus "comes from" or something like that.

What do you mean supposedly?

Quote:

Man, when the buses came into the hotel, there were finnish chicks standing outside the hotel waiting for us.. Like 17-18 year old chicks, kinda like being on a rock'n'roll tour

What? And then they mugged you?

mika · 10-28-2002, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by jqw736145

What? And then they mugged you?

Probably forced him to receive a blowjob from them if you know what I mean hehehe

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jqw736145
What do you mean supposedly?

Yeah, I know what you mean, I always thought Santa was from the North Pole too... Freaky...

Quote:

What? And then they mugged you?

Actually, ugly as they were ( finnish women usually are, something to do with the genepool ), we banged quite alot of them. I am not too picky.

irisPornKings · 10-28-2002, 12:42 PM

is mika male or female?

and why doesn't mika just go start a new i hate america board if that is mika's primary focus in life, as it seems to be?

Machete_ · 10-28-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7

Haha, thats pretty true actually. Goes for all scandinavians.
See, we do not have the american phenomenon called "dating" over here. At least not to the extent you guys have.

Meeting a partner works differently for most people. Alcohol plays a big part. Especially in Finland.

Thats CRAP.. here in denmark we have Christania - a area where you can find 20 different hash shops... our beer are stronger than that american piss.. and prostetution is almost legal.... beat that monkeyboy

Pornwolf · 10-28-2002, 12:58 PM

Very interesting thread Mika. You got somehting wrong though, I'm not rock hard right now. You should have posted this several hours ago when I woke up.

clickpimp · 10-28-2002, 02:17 PM

anyone need finnish traffic

http://finland.sex.com

Lev · 10-28-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jqw736145

that's funny

how is it funny?

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Thats CRAP.. here in denmark we have Christania - a area where you can find 20 different hash shops... our beer are stronger than that american piss.. and prostetution is almost legal.... beat that monkeyboy

You are right, actually Denmark might be an exception.
Problem is, you guys are drunk all the time... 9 in the morning, and you fuckers are drinking beer. Lunch, beer again.

Haha, monkeyboy, thats funny

I am a mountain monkey

You'll have a different tone of voice when we buy your "country" with our oil-money.
When all of you (including the danish soccer team) are working on my cotton-plantation that is.

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Thats CRAP.. here in denmark we have Christania - a area where you can find 20 different hash shops... our beer are stronger than that american piss.. and prostetution is almost legal.... beat that monkeyboy

Oh and btw, Christiania was raided again 2 days ago, 100+ kilos of hash and marihuana confiscated.

Christiania was an ok concept 15 years ago, before Hells Angels moved in and started to control all of the drugs there.

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 03:47 PM

700
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

mjrools23 · 10-28-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jqw736145

yup -- you gotta hate faggits

good spelling there

u must be finnish

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 03:49 PM

Only good thing that came out of Finland was Nokia.
Gotta love those cellphones.

clickpimp · 10-29-2002, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
Only good thing that came out of Finland was Nokia.
Gotta love those cellphones.

finlandia vodka ...

jqw736145 · 10-29-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23

u must be finnish

oh must I?

jqw736145 · 10-29-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev

how is it funny?

go back and read your comment and you'll know why

Jakke PNG · 10-29-2002, 03:56 PM

Gee.. this thread REALLY shows how stupid we finns are.

TDF · 10-29-2002, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by cheekycherry
Translation anybody? I don't speak santa

eru · 10-29-2002, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Gee.. this thread REALLY shows how stupid we finns are.

At least you aren't as inbred as people from Iceland.

Paul Markham · 10-29-2002, 04:04 PM

Can't knock Finnish girls. One of the best girlsfriends, apart from Eva, was Finnish. Amazing girl.

Not much to do outdoors, on those long dark winter nights

Mike Semen · 10-29-2002, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
Only good thing that came out of Finland was Nokia.
Gotta love those cellphones.

koskenkorva.

motor racing champions.

reindeer steak and other great food.

oh, and the women ARE beautiful.

thank you.

10-28-2002, 08:40 AM	#1
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about... Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about Finland You are Finnish when When a stranger on the street smiles at you: a. you assume he is drunk b. he is insane c. he's an American You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??" You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume: a. they are drunk b. the are Swedish-speaking c. they are Americans d. all of the above. You have undergone a transformation: a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food b. you accept alcohol as food c. you accept. You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed." "No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

10-28-2002, 08:43 AM	#3
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	No comment! __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-28-2002, 09:31 AM	#9
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	About 5 years ago 60 Minutes did a segment on Finland. I had no idea Finns were this shy - the whole story was about Finland national character of being so reserved and shy. That there are even government programs concerned because many Finnish young people are too shy to find girlfriends/boyfriends and create the next generation of Finns. Finns supposedly don't like to make eye contact with people in pubic, not much smiling or other public displays of emotion. I think there is also a higher incidence of depression there. It was a very strange story. And it wasn't all from an American news program's point of view, they interviewed many Finns themselves including psychiatrists etc who backed up the facts of the story. Seemed like Finns are like depressed Swedes. And Swedes aren't all that fun loving either. Both are good peoples though just must be raised by tradition to be self conscious and reserved emotionally. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-28-2002, 12:58 PM	#21
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Very interesting thread Mika. You got somehting wrong though, I'm not rock hard right now. You should have posted this several hours ago when I woke up. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

10-28-2002, 02:17 PM	#22
clickpimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,159	anyone need finnish traffic http://finland.sex.com __________________ eventually, earth will lose. enjoy it while it lasts.

10-28-2002, 08:42 AM	#2
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Riiiight.

10-28-2002, 08:45 AM	#4
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10-28-2002, 09:30 AM	#7
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	why won't you America is the greatest country on earth and all of you haters are jelous

10-28-2002, 09:31 AM	#8
jreaka Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,096	What Americans should know about stupid Finsih people= They ramble on, making no sense what so ever and smell really bad.

10-28-2002, 09:32 AM	#10
mjrools23 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 1,604	fuck finnish faggits

10-28-2002, 09:33 AM	#11
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Mutt you got that right. But not ALWAYS shy... Here's one more ---.. You know that "Gents" is another term for sidewalk. The City of Helsinki is somewhat concerned about two aspects of urban life at present, to wit the presence of "ladies of the night" in some districts, and the weakness of the Finnish bladder. A few years ago the old draconian rules about public alcohol consumption were relaxed, with the result that major street festivals - May Eve and the Helsinki Festival's "Night of the Arts" are two that come to mind - have become very liquid indeed, to the point of public urination in places where people shouldn't. The city fathers are trying to curb both the hookers and the piss-artists. If you plan to be in Helsinki on May Eve, pack rubber boots.

10-28-2002, 09:38 AM	#15
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Haha, Finland... Reminds me of when I was in the army, northern part of Norway. My entire company went on a R&R trip to this Finnish city called Rovianiemi or something, supposedly where Santa Claus "comes from" or something like that. Man, when the buses came into the hotel, there were finnish chicks standing outside the hotel waiting for us.. Like 17-18 year old chicks, kinda like being on a rock'n'roll tour

10-28-2002, 12:42 PM	#19
irisPornKings I have traffic for sale! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: seattle Posts: 167	is mika male or female? and why doesn't mika just go start a new i hate america board if that is mika's primary focus in life, as it seems to be?

10-28-2002, 03:47 PM	#26
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	700 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

10-28-2002, 03:49 PM	#28
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Only good thing that came out of Finland was Nokia. Gotta love those cellphones.

10-29-2002, 03:56 PM	#32
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Gee.. this thread REALLY shows how stupid we finns are. __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-29-2002, 04:04 PM	#35
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Can't knock Finnish girls. One of the best girlsfriends, apart from Eva, was Finnish. Amazing girl. Not much to do outdoors, on those long dark winter nights __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70