Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about Finland
You are Finnish when
When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he's an American
You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??"
You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. the are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.
You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.
You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."
"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.
You are Finnish when
When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he's an American
You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??"
You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. the are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.
You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.
You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."
"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.
America is the greatest country on earth and all of you haters are jelous
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