Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about...
 

Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about Finland

You are Finnish when

When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he's an American

You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??"

You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. the are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.

You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.

You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

Riiiight.

No comment! :feels-hot

confused? yes

Translation anybody? I don't speak santa

uh, next....

why won't you :321GFY America is the greatest country on earth and all of you haters are jelous

What Americans should know about stupid Finsih people=

They ramble on, making no sense what so ever and smell really bad.

About 5 years ago 60 Minutes did a segment on Finland. I had no idea Finns were this shy - the whole story was about Finland national character of being so reserved and shy. That there are even government programs concerned because many Finnish young people are too shy to find girlfriends/boyfriends and create the next generation of Finns. Finns supposedly don't like to make
eye contact with people in pubic, not much smiling or other public displays of emotion. I think there is also a higher incidence of depression there.

It was a very strange story. And it wasn't all from an American news program's point of view, they interviewed many Finns themselves including psychiatrists etc who backed up the facts of the story.

Seemed like Finns are like depressed Swedes. And Swedes aren't all that fun loving either. Both are good peoples though just must be raised by tradition to be self conscious and reserved emotionally.

fuck finnish faggits :321GFY

Mutt you got that right. But not ALWAYS shy... Here's one more

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You know that "Gents" is another term for sidewalk.

The City of Helsinki is somewhat concerned about two aspects of urban life at present, to wit the presence of "ladies of the night" in some districts, and the weakness of the Finnish bladder. A few years ago the old draconian rules about public alcohol consumption were relaxed, with the result that major street festivals - May Eve and the Helsinki Festival's "Night of the Arts" are two that come to mind - have become very liquid indeed, to the point of public urination in places where people shouldn't. The city fathers are trying to curb both the hookers and the piss-artists. If you plan to be in Helsinki on May Eve, pack rubber boots.

Haha, thats pretty true actually. Goes for all scandinavians.
See, we do not have the american phenomenon called "dating" over here. At least not to the extent you guys have.

Meeting a partner works differently for most people. Alcohol plays a big part. Especially in Finland.

that's funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yup -- you gotta hate faggits :1orglaugh

good spelling there :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Haha, Finland... Reminds me of when I was in the army, northern part of Norway. My entire company went on a R&R trip to this Finnish city called Rovianiemi or something, supposedly where Santa Claus "comes from" or something like that.

Man, when the buses came into the hotel, there were finnish chicks standing outside the hotel waiting for us.. Like 17-18 year old chicks, kinda like being on a rock'n'roll tour :1orglaugh

What do you mean supposedly?

What? And then they mugged you? :1orglaugh

Probably forced him to receive a blowjob from them if you know what I mean hehehe

Yeah, I know what you mean, I always thought Santa was from the North Pole too... Freaky...

Actually, ugly as they were ( finnish women usually are, something to do with the genepool ), we banged quite alot of them. I am not too picky.

is mika male or female?

and why doesn't mika just go start a new i hate america board if that is mika's primary focus in life, as it seems to be?

Thats CRAP.. here in denmark we have Christania - a area where you can find 20 different hash shops... our beer are stronger than that american piss.. and prostetution is almost legal.... beat that monkeyboy

Very interesting thread Mika. You got somehting wrong though, I'm not rock hard right now. You should have posted this several hours ago when I woke up.

anyone need finnish traffic :thumbsup

http://finland.sex.com

how is it funny?

You are right, actually Denmark might be an exception.
Problem is, you guys are drunk all the time... 9 in the morning, and you fuckers are drinking beer. Lunch, beer again.

Haha, monkeyboy, thats funny :1orglaugh

I am a mountain monkey :)

You'll have a different tone of voice when we buy your "country" with our oil-money.
When all of you (including the danish soccer team) are working on my cotton-plantation that is.

Oh and btw, Christiania was raided again 2 days ago, 100+ kilos of hash and marihuana confiscated.

Christiania was an ok concept 15 years ago, before Hells Angels moved in and started to control all of the drugs there.

700
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

u must be finnish

Only good thing that came out of Finland was Nokia.
Gotta love those cellphones.

finlandia vodka ...

oh must I? :1orglaugh

go back and read your comment and you'll know why :1orglaugh

Gee.. this thread REALLY shows how stupid we finns are.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

At least you aren't as inbred as people from Iceland.

Can't knock Finnish girls. One of the best girlsfriends, apart from Eva, was Finnish. Amazing girl.

Not much to do outdoors, on those long dark winter nights:Graucho

koskenkorva. :glugglug

motor racing champions.

reindeer steak and other great food.

oh, and the women ARE beautiful.

thank you.