mika

Ok rock hard stupid Americans, here is what you should know about Finland

You are Finnish when

When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he's an American

You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder "Who does he think he is!!??"

You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. the are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.

You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.

You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.