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Old 07-23-2008, 05:29 PM   #51
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Dwrecks tips are legendary..
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:34 PM   #52
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LOL. No, then i'd just say "my really dorky husband." He somehow manages to find his way back. One of them is Varius but that's not too hard to figure out, lol
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:46 PM   #53
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14. Take advantages of the free lunches and parties. I learn t this trick from JFK years ago. Watch that man in action. HE told me once its not what you spend its what you save and he a master. Far from Cheap man he has gone way beyond the duty for me but there is a something to be said about his methods. I Know mojitos are 19$ a pop! I don?t mind normally but if you look at your party schedule you can hit a party even during the day drink for free do biz then head down my the pool all in 20 mins! Save yourself the money.

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Old 07-23-2008, 06:50 PM   #54
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #55
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15. Yes the cleaning staff is going to knock on your door at 7 am. So make sure you clean off the glass surfaces, move the towel away from the bottom of the door and have underwear on. or have the plush westin robe near by. I have scared too many Latina maids in the past.
hahahahahaha now that is funny stuff lolol
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:00 PM   #56
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Lol Dwerek.. Awesome tips. Thanks for the good laugh and the good time I had reading this

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Old 07-23-2008, 07:04 PM   #57
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dwreck good tips indeed

ill tell yunmi to pack her side boob shirts..lol
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dwreck what is your advice on doing yellow shots by the pool?
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:42 PM   #59
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also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.

I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone.
That was bloody brilliant!
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I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone.
That was bloody brilliant!
Now thats planning.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:53 PM   #61
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:20 PM   #62
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and always mind your wallet....Thanks Again Dwreck
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:58 PM   #63
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Super awesome tips, and lots of funny things I especially appreciate the tip about water. Can I drink the water out of the tap in my kitchen? grin!
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nice tips man...I think it was really nice of you to take all that time and write out these tips and tricks. Believe it or not, I still forget some of these basics.
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You need to write a book Dwreck. Looking forward to seeing you. Be sure to come hang with us in the Porn Poker Tour suite every night and tell Hazel Rock Ban will be setup for her.
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what happens if you write your room number on the back of the key and you lose it and you get to your room and all your shits gone? i wouldnt recommend writing the room number on the key.
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When she did that..it moved a lil.
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I sure which I could get BroMaster's words of wisdom for my trip to Miami. He was so helpful with advice regarding my Vegas trip.

Guess I'll have to wing it.
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Dwreck look forward to seeing you again its been a long time

Sorry your buddy Christina is back in europe so will not be there but I will try to inflict as much pain to you as possible to make up for her absence
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what happens if you write your room number on the back of the key and you lose it and you get to your room and all your shits gone? i wouldnt recommend writing the room number on the key.
You can have my room key
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Woeeeeeeeef!! Great tips from the man himself!

So we are going to crash webmastes parties, get drinks for free and make a fool out of ourselves again this year at 4 in the morning
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This stuff is gold for the 1st timer convention that is me! Can't wait to meet you in person and all the great folks out there!

Thx Dwreck!
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Bravo Dwreck, well done!

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Dwerek is the man. I like tip # 20 about taliking to as many people as possible...

I know Dwerek is always one of the first to welcome any newbie... He's done it for me a couple of years back and has done it to other people I know...

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All words to live by, Dw!!!!

One more for the old foggies like me that can't stand the heat for too long out by the pool:
Plant you butt in a chair in the lobby in the traffic path to the pool during the late afternoons. Over the course of an hour, you get to meet and greet a lot of the people you know and can set up meetings with them (indoors, of course!)......

See you all there!
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Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.
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Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.


not bad not bad

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All words to live by, Dw!!!!

One more for the old foggies like me that can't stand the heat for too long out by the pool:
Plant you butt in a chair in the lobby in the traffic path to the pool during the late afternoons. Over the course of an hour, you get to meet and greet a lot of the people you know and can set up meetings with them (indoors, of course!)......

See you all there!
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Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.
How many of those were me?
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Old 07-26-2008, 07:47 AM   #95
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uno oh uno! HAHAH see you in Vegas!
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:16 AM   #96
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did I say vegas??? wow i need to go back to bed..
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:39 AM   #97
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bump for people that missed it the first time
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One more week! Funnest show of the year for sure

It helps that I always look for an excuse to turn it into a 2-3 week vacation
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D....perfect advice as usual...lol. Can't wait to see you!! I'll hit you up on ICQ at some point today!!! We need to talk!! Hope all is well....snowflake!
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Awesome tips, yet again. I <3 this thread. Love fest!
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