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Old 07-23-2008, 03:10 PM   #1
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Miami Internext Tips and Tricks! Must Read !

So its coming up so fast and Im kinda getting excited the Summer Internext 2008!


I guess i can be considered I can be trade show vet having actively attending trade shows all over North America for the past 7 years and with the upcoming Miami show I wanted to share some quick tips to make this your best show ever!

So lets cut the crap and get right to it!

1.Unlike the Vegas Internext where walking and being on your feet for long periods of time is part of the show , Hollywood has a total different feel. Bring your flip flops and fancy shoes for nights on the town. You?re never really that far from your hotel with the current set up ,so walking long distances isn't a big deal.

2.It?s going to feel like a sauna and its going to be muggy and guess what, water is expensive. Head down to the store and grad some water and fight the temptation of drinking the 8$ bottle luke warm water by your bed at 6 am hung over praying for death or a blowjob.Whatever comes first.

3. I say this for every show and I cant stress enough this time is bring your vitamins! Pop one before you pass out and one in the morning it will do the body wonders! While you?re at it use hand sanitizer. I?m not a germ freak or anything but c?mon I knew you jerked it last night! Im not hating so did I I?m just saying. Wash your shit hommie! Lol

4. This is the one time in your life you?re going to take your man pill and on the second day of the show head down to the Westin Diplomat Spa get a message! ITs awesome! Not the happy ending kind but the deep tissue kind and get all those toxins out. I will give you time to regroup, reflect and get sexified for the last day of the show! Look good feel even better!

5. Bring your bizness cards they are still in style. Not all cards end up as filters in joints so have them made!In a perfect world make sure they are done professionally and with a mug shot. Your going to get a zillion cards and your ugly mug (mine included) with help me remembers who you are and how we can work together. A kinkos card is better than no card.

6. Introduce yourself! Reach out people. Walk over and say hi. Be assertive, time it appriately and shake the person?s hand. Not all girls want the hug and going to the handshake first is more appriate. Don?t be *THAT GUY*


7. Identify yourself on the phone. Hey dude, bro or pulling what do you mean you don?t know whom this is we do 100448484 of joins a day line or my personal fav, Im so and so from message boards xyz. Save me the guesswork and wasted conversation, be direct. Hello Derek *Dwreck* from WebcamCash here and mention a point of reference and move on.

8. Plan your trip. Figure out what events you want to goto and stick to the plan loosely. If you go in blind and thinking your going to roll with the punches your going to end up drunk at 3 am at scarlettes with me. You don?t want that to happen.

9. Don?t hang out with your HOMMIES, BROS or GURLZ the whole show. ITs clicky and very highschool like. I can appreciate u hanging out with people you do biz with. Make time for them 100% but make an attempt to meet someone new. I find it humrous that people need to latch on to people for comfort. Get out there make it happen! Its all you baby! No one else is paying your bills!

9. Collared shirts, jeans and dress shoes is standard Miami Dress wear at night. Not open toed shoes, jean shorts and Hawaiian shirts. I can spot webmasters a mile away with the baggy shirt and their idea of dressing up to impress is tucking in their shirt. Cmon guys Get it together !Girls less the better. hehe Side boob is nice

10. Webmasters have ego?s. Bite your lip, smile, lets the booze do the talking for them and take the high road. Politely take their card it?s a good way to end it. Stay humble and don't give to much away.

11. "All the biz is done at the parties" is a common saying! Not true all the biz is done at the pool! LOL Bring your sunglasses sun block and head gear. And btw if sunglasses get any bigger on girls im just going to bring a helmet with a full visor and say here wear that! Now no one can see you! Happy now?
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12. Nothing of value is being done biz wise at 2 am. You don?t need to be up till 4 am to close the deal with a company. Go to bed get be fresh in the am! NO she doesnt like you ,she is a model, your drunk, its 2 am and she looking to party.She doesnt like you. Sorry dude. BED TIME!

13. Yes Camera, ipods, laptops, vibrators etc all need chargers and tend to get forgotten in the rooms or lost. Be aware.

14. Take advantages of the free lunches and parties. I learn t this trick from JFK years ago. Watch that man in action. HE told me once its not what you spend its what you save and he a master. Far from Cheap man he has gone way beyond the duty for me but there is a something to be said about his methods. I Know mojitos are 19$ a pop! I don?t mind normally but if you look at your party schedule you can hit a party even during the day drink for free do biz then head down my the pool all in 20 mins! Save yourself the money.

15. Yes the cleaning staff is going to knock on your door at 7 am. So make sure you clean off the glass surfaces, move the towel away from the bottom of the door and have underwear on. or have the plush westin robe near by. I have scared too many Latina maids in the past.

16. Always make a point to thank the sponsor of the party. Seek out an rep or owner of the company and thank them. Those parties aren?t cheap and taking 5 mins out between shots to think about how you can work together is in your best interest.

17. Befriend the local staff ! IF you don?t they can make your trip a hassle. Remember they will get you in when you go out to the beach area and forget your room key on by the bar and get locked out, help you to your room when you?re drunk, slide you a few free drinks and introduce you to the local hotties. SO I heard????hehe

18. Seriously check out the swag and contests! Its getting better and more creative each year. From flasks, skateboards, hot sauce, to trips the odds are pretty good to winning.

19. There is no 19. I would join webcamcash.com if I were you. Just a random thought anyways back to biz. hehe

20. This is the big time the players, playettes and future Dwrecks lol will be around. If your a veteran don't snub the newbie or talk down to them. And if your a regular don't be a star fucker. I only hang out with owners! pfffff your transparent and i spot you a mile away. The guys that made time for me when i was newbie i have a made a point to give back to them and I plan I doing that again. The industry inst as big as you think and people talk. Hold your self to a higher level!


I hope this tips and tricks help you have a more productive show. Lets make some time to talk if you are going. U may not work with webcams sgement or have that kinda of traffic its more than that I have contacts that may have the solution you need.


See you poolside in few days! I need to work on my tan!



Or in the pool if the girls done beat me up first!

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Old 07-23-2008, 03:14 PM   #2
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Rule 21: Don't flake out on your Iron Man Team..... lol
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Awesome trips Dwreck! Now here's one of mines.. if you are underage, tip the mexican bar tenders $5 a drink and order a couple of regular cokes first. The 3rd/4th time you'll have no problems ordering any alcohol beverages from the same bar tenders for the whole show
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Rule 21: Don't flake out on your Iron Man Team..... lol
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Great tips for those that have been around for > 5 yrs..
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Well said Dwreck..

Those girls in the pool with you are hot!! Who were they with??
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:28 PM   #9
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Rule 21: Don't flake out on your Iron Man Team..... lol
I just was too polite to say i didnt want you on my team
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See you poolside in few days! I need to work on my tan!

OMG snowflake...you need a tan!

Have fun at the show and get lots of biz done...I miss u Dwreck!
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I just was too polite to say i didnt want you on my team
lol you pussied out on like 4 of us.. not just me.. oh well you did real good right? Oh wait... Team Flame
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Awesome trips Dwreck! Now here's one of mines.. if you are underage, tip the mexican bar tenders $5 a drink and order a couple of regular cokes first. The 3rd/4th time you'll have no problems ordering any alcohol beverages from the same bar tenders for the whole show

WE must hang out again and play the shot game!
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lol you pussied out on like 4 of us.. not just me.. oh well you did real good right? Oh wait... Team Flame
read the tips! learn something! hehe
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this could have come in handy about a month ago but i still love you

well said!
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Head down to the store and grad some water and fight the temptation of drinking the 8$ bottle luke warm water by your bed at 6 am hung over praying for death or a blowjob.Whatever comes first.
Awesome advice, last year we cabbed to walmart and bought two 24 cases, will probably do that again this year

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Newbies and veterans alike.... Dwreck "Knows the Shows"

Who else could pull of an outfit like this and still be one of the
"Most respected professionals in the industry".



Nothing but LOVE for one of my favorite peeps in the business.
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thank you for Tip #6. & thanks Fuzebox for backing that up!!
Seriously, I have very long hair & going to shows for many years now. Do you know how many fucking times I've had to pull my hair out of fucking sweaty armpits in a row!?!? Like hugging is fine during the GFY warmup party but do i really have to hug the same ppl over & over later at the pool while you're all dripping in man sweat!? lol
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also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.
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also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.
Or what about you get less wasted than not remembering your room, or you have someone with you that will remember it?

Do some "webmasters" really pass out in hallways and try to open random rooms?
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WE must hang out again and play the shot game!
I wont be there this year But if we meet again we will do the shot game. I'm more trained than last year even now ;)
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lol you pussied out on like 4 of us.. not just me.. oh well you did real good right? Oh wait... Team Flame
EXACTLY!
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OMG snowflake...you need a tan!

Have fun at the show and get lots of biz done...I miss u Dwreck!
is that reverse racism? maybe you need to get whiter!! ever thought of that??

Wow the people on gfy amaze me!
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you left that out.
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Or what about you get less wasted than not remembering your room, or you have someone with you that will remember it?

Do some "webmasters" really pass out in hallways and try to open random rooms?
YES. I am always the sober one (in other words, the one looking after the drunk ones) and I've had several instances of dealing with security depositing passed out people to my room. This is after security looks up my room # and I'm asked for ID to prove that I'm me and the drunk friend is ok to stay there. lol
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zombiegirl do you "take advange" of these passed out people?

j/k you seem like a great person!
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also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.
OMG!!!!! I love you!

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thank you for Tip #6. & thanks Fuzebox for backing that up!!
Seriously, I have very long hair & going to shows for many years now. Do you know how many fucking times I've had to pull my hair out of fucking sweaty armpits in a row!?!? Like hugging is fine during the GFY warmup party but do i really have to hug the same ppl over & over later at the pool while you're all dripping in man sweat!? lol
Don't forget the tanning oil/sunblock/sweat combo! Mmmm that's SEXAY

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u are the man, now i know what i should and should not do... thanks buddy
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:39 PM   #41
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I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:40 PM   #42
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Dwreck is tradeshow suuuupa star - It wouldn't be a show with out him.
When I arrive at the bar... I skim the crowd for Dwreck first thing so I feel comfortable. If I can't find him, I go back to my room lost and helpless.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:41 PM   #43
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zombiegirl do you "take advange" of these passed out people?

j/k you seem like a great person!
Well... now that you ask... there was this one time, at Internext Expo... when me & my girl friend found a passed out guy by the pool...
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:42 PM   #44
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I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number
Are your ready for our yearly introductions in Jenni's late night suite - This will be round what... 4 with about 40 nice to meet you's? lmao
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:50 PM   #45
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Number 21 -do not boast about your ability to party when in the presence of true professionals.

I see you have learned lesson 21 well.

I look forward to seeing you in Florida

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Old 07-23-2008, 04:55 PM   #46
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also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.
This is the single best tip. I ALWAYS do this, mostly because I have a horrid memory. Last year I had to dump a friend on another friend in the lobby. He didn't know his room # and I think he slept there in a chair.
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Great tips, I'm bringing water bottles.
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YES. I am always the sober one (in other words, the one looking after the drunk ones) and I've had several instances of dealing with security depositing passed out people to my room. This is after security looks up my room # and I'm asked for ID to prove that I'm me and the drunk friend is ok to stay there. lol
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I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number
i know..i am just that good

oh and tip #2..those water bottles
thank you fuzebox for carrying that 28 pack of water a block and a half in 106 degree weather in vegas
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