Originally Posted by Dwreck

Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.