Funny List of Pick Up Lines. What do you think ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Azoy? · 03-26-2008, 07:56 PM

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

Spunky · 03-26-2008, 07:59 PM

Grog,some of those are pretty corny

aico · 03-26-2008, 07:59 PM

Is that a keg in your pants?

Cuz I want to tap that ass.

tranza · 03-26-2008, 08:09 PM

Lol, some nice ones there...

Fap · 03-26-2008, 08:13 PM

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." that could work

fris · 03-26-2008, 08:20 PM

you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising

you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets

you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things

you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience

you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots

you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required

you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row

you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up

you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends

you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you

you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in

you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless

you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds

you must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you

you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat

you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998

you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare on my heart

did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject

you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest rate by several percentage points

you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe

you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you for hours only be burned in the end

you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want

you must be a microsoft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press

you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful

you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you

you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel

you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them

you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out

you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you repeatedly

you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off

i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled

i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back

i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops

you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van

you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you

you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you are on my dick

you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software

you must be muslim cause im jihard as hell

you must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning

you must be a taxidermy lab because you make me want to stuff a cock in you

viencarl · 03-27-2008, 04:35 AM

those are pretty cool

03-26-2008, 07:56 PM	#1
Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Funny List of Pick Up Lines. What do you think ? Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu*y alway's makes a happy cck. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! __________________

03-26-2008, 07:59 PM	#2
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03-26-2008, 08:09 PM	#4
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03-26-2008, 08:13 PM	#5
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." that could work

03-26-2008, 08:20 PM	#6
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds you must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998 you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare on my heart did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest rate by several percentage points you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you for hours only be burned in the end you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want you must be a microsoft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you repeatedly you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you are on my dick you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software you must be muslim cause im jihard as hell you must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning you must be a taxidermy lab because you make me want to stuff a cock in you