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you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising

you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets

you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things

you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience

you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots

you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required

you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row

you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up

you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends

you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you

you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in

you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless

you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds

you must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you

you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat

you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998

you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare on my heart

did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject

you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest rate by several percentage points

you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe

you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you for hours only be burned in the end

you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want

you must be a microsoft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press

you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful

you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you

you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel

you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them

you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out

you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you repeatedly

you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off

i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled

i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back

i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops

you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van

you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you

you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you are on my dick

you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software

you must be muslim cause im jihard as hell

you must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning

you must be a taxidermy lab because you make me want to stuff a cock in you