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Funny List of Pick Up Lines. What do you think ?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
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