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Dirty F · 11-06-2007, 06:54 PM

I made some potatoes and chicken and sause. After the first bite i already noticed really small crunchy bits which i figured was sand from the potatoes. A little sand can't hurt so i kept eating. After eating half of it i saw something on the plate. Picked up it and it was a tiny piece of glass. Turned out the plate was full of it.

No clue where it came from but my guess is it was in the sause (which came from a bottle).

Big_Red · 11-06-2007, 06:55 PM

yikes man. thats pretty freaky. hope you are OK.

L-Pink · 11-06-2007, 06:56 PM

I sleep with my head pointing north so the magnetic rays run thru it.

BoyAlley · 11-06-2007, 06:56 PM

Uhm, seriously, I'm no doctor, but: You should go to the hospital.

I'm pretty damn sure glass grit can cut into your intestines causing hundreds (thousands?) of wounds, and you can quickly end up with a potentially life threatening infection.

No joke. Go.

Dirty F · 11-06-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm, seriously. You should go to the hospital.

That glass grit can cut into your intestines causing hundreds (thousands?) of wounds, and you can quickly end up with a potentially life threatening infection.

No joke. Go.

It was 6 hours ago so i think i wouldve noticed it already? Hmm.

Dirty F · 11-06-2007, 07:00 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1634154

BoyAlley · 11-06-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

It was 6 hours ago so i think i wouldve noticed it already? Hmm.

Dunno. Gamble if you're feeling hardcore I guess.

BoyAlley · 11-06-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1634154

He doesn't look very healthy to me.

sicone · 11-06-2007, 07:02 PM

damn.. that's not a good thing. Hope you didnt ingest much of it

Dirty F · 11-06-2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Dunno. Gamble if you're feeling hardcore I guess.

Nah, i dont like to gamble with stuff like that. I was kinda nervous after i found out it was glass but i figured ive seen so many people eating glass on tv, internet movies, shows etc that i feel relatively safe...maybe...?

Bah...now im getting nervous again.

Dirty F · 11-06-2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

damn.. that's not a good thing. Hope you didnt ingest much of it

Well, i dunno really. I took at leat 4 or 5 bites with crunchy shit.

fatfoo · 11-06-2007, 07:03 PM

BoyAlley · 11-06-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Nah, i dont like to gamble with stuff like that. I was kinda nervous after i found out it was glass but i figured ive seen so many people eating glass on tv, internet movies, shows etc that i feel relatively safe...maybe...?

Hrm, actually, I don't know. I can't imagine it's healthy.

The only thing I can really find online is about pets eating ground up glass, as apparently it's not something people do very often.

Several people mention their vets had the animals eat cotton balls?

D · 11-06-2007, 07:12 PM

You know, they Killed a Guy in HBO's Oz that way.

edit: feeding him ground-up glass over several weeks time.

I woulda gone to the hospital the moment I noticed, man... that stuff wont digest at all.

I'm sure time will heal all wounds, but your insides are gonna be torn to shit for awhile... especially at places like your ileocecal valve and sphincters. If you don't have hemorrhoids already, expect them.

tony286 · 11-06-2007, 07:17 PM

go to the hospital better safe than dead.

xmas13 · 11-06-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

I made some potatoes and chicken and sause. After the first bite i already noticed really small crunchy bits which i figured was sand from the potatoes. A little sand can't hurt so i kept eating. After eating half of it i saw something on the plate. Picked up it and it was a tiny piece of glass. Turned out the plate was full of it.

No clue where it came from but my guess is it was in the sause (which came from a bottle).

This is a job for FBI Agent Mulderson

BoyAlley · 11-06-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by D

I'm sure time will heal all wounds, but your insides are gonna be torn to shit for awhile... especially at places like your ileocecal valve and sphincters. If you don't have hemorrhoids already, expect them.

uh-oh that means no anal sex for Franck for a while.

Poor breeder.

But seriously dude, I think the consensus is you should go to the hospital and let them give you some advice. Better to be safe than dead like tony404 said.

I wouldn't trust teh internets when it came to my health and well being.

JayDeeZee · 11-06-2007, 07:21 PM

Enjoy shitting it out tomorrow

BAKO · 11-06-2007, 07:44 PM

Are you wired now

Deej · 11-06-2007, 07:48 PM

i would totally eat up some "loafing" substances ... wheat bread... meat...

i would make sure Im ok, save all bottle and remains... and sue the maker of the sauce and or the store you got it from...

is it noticeable from the outside? is it like an inner lining of the bottle? if so then whoever produced the sauce...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-06-2007, 07:54 PM

Ya gonna be in some fucken pain, if you feel anything at all.
Internal bleeding ya may not feel.

If I were you, I would be off to the hospital already.
If you survive and got doctors records ya definatly can file a suit on someone.

However you are Dirty Frank, I really do not believe you.

RogerV · 11-06-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

I made some potatoes and chicken and sause. After the first bite i already noticed really small crunchy bits which i figured was sand from the potatoes. A little sand can't hurt so i kept eating. After eating half of it i saw something on the plate. Picked up it and it was a tiny piece of glass. Turned out the plate was full of it.

No clue where it came from but my guess is it was in the sause (which came from a bottle).

Maybe your not pleasing your boy friend. and he was trying to kill you? Just a thought

lazycash · 11-07-2007, 12:37 AM

I would be careful, rumor has it minusonebit was spotted earlier today in Amsterdam. He probably was able to sneak some glass into your meal without you knowing.

Dirty F · 11-07-2007, 10:44 AM

Well, im still here and everything seems fine.

I really was kinda worried yesterday :/

11-06-2007, 06:54 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So i ate glass today I made some potatoes and chicken and sause. After the first bite i already noticed really small crunchy bits which i figured was sand from the potatoes. A little sand can't hurt so i kept eating. After eating half of it i saw something on the plate. Picked up it and it was a tiny piece of glass. Turned out the plate was full of it. No clue where it came from but my guess is it was in the sause (which came from a bottle).

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Uhm, seriously, I'm no doctor, but: You should go to the hospital. I'm pretty damn sure glass grit can cut into your intestines causing hundreds (thousands?) of wounds, and you can quickly end up with a potentially life threatening infection. No joke. Go. Last edited by BoyAlley; 11-06-2007 at 06:58 PM..

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	You know, they Killed a Guy in HBO's Oz that way. edit: feeding him ground-up glass over several weeks time. I woulda gone to the hospital the moment I noticed, man... that stuff wont digest at all. I'm sure time will heal all wounds, but your insides are gonna be torn to shit for awhile... especially at places like your ileocecal valve and sphincters. If you don't have hemorrhoids already, expect them. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31 Last edited by D; 11-06-2007 at 07:15 PM..

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11-07-2007, 12:37 AM	#23
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	I would be careful, rumor has it minusonebit was spotted earlier today in Amsterdam. He probably was able to sneak some glass into your meal without you knowing.

11-07-2007, 10:44 AM	#24
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Well, im still here and everything seems fine. I really was kinda worried yesterday :/