So i ate glass today
 

I made some potatoes and chicken and sause. After the first bite i already noticed really small crunchy bits which i figured was sand from the potatoes. A little sand can't hurt so i kept eating. After eating half of it i saw something on the plate. Picked up it and it was a tiny piece of glass. Turned out the plate was full of it.

No clue where it came from but my guess is it was in the sause (which came from a bottle).

:helpme

yikes man. thats pretty freaky. hope you are OK.

I sleep with my head pointing north so the magnetic rays run thru it.

It was 6 hours ago so i think i wouldve noticed it already? Hmm.

Dunno. Gamble if you're feeling hardcore I guess. :thumbsup

damn.. that's not a good thing. Hope you didnt ingest much of it

Nah, i dont like to gamble with stuff like that. I was kinda nervous after i found out it was glass but i figured ive seen so many people eating glass on tv, internet movies, shows etc that i feel relatively safe...maybe...?

Bah...now im getting nervous again.

Well, i dunno really. I took at leat 4 or 5 bites with crunchy shit.

You know, they Killed a Guy in HBO's Oz that way.

edit: feeding him ground-up glass over several weeks time.

I woulda gone to the hospital the moment I noticed, man... that stuff wont digest at all.

I'm sure time will heal all wounds, but your insides are gonna be torn to shit for awhile... especially at places like your ileocecal valve and sphincters. If you don't have hemorrhoids already, expect them.

:(

go to the hospital better safe than dead.

This is a job for FBI Agent Mulderson

http://www.the-manifest.org/blog/fox_mulder_fbi.jpg

Enjoy shitting it out tomorrow

Are you wired now :)

i would totally eat up some "loafing" substances ... wheat bread... meat...

i would make sure Im ok, save all bottle and remains... and sue the maker of the sauce and or the store you got it from...

is it noticeable from the outside? is it like an inner lining of the bottle? if so then whoever produced the sauce...

Ya gonna be in some fucken pain, if you feel anything at all.
Internal bleeding ya may not feel.

If I were you, I would be off to the hospital already.
If you survive and got doctors records ya definatly can file a suit on someone.

However you are Dirty Frank, I really do not believe you.

Maybe your not pleasing your boy friend. and he was trying to kill you? Just a thought

I would be careful, rumor has it minusonebit was spotted earlier today in Amsterdam. He probably was able to sneak some glass into your meal without you knowing.

Well, im still here and everything seems fine.

I really was kinda worried yesterday :/