So Baddog and I get busted for Speeding coming back from Mexico - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 09-18-2007, 05:11 PM

on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

Fletch XXX · 09-18-2007, 05:13 PM

cops are great people

Extreme John · 09-18-2007, 05:13 PM

Haha at least you saved some money and time not following him back. He's gotta be a pimp too ya know.

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:13 PM

I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

PunkRockXXX · 09-18-2007, 05:14 PM

shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:14 PM

. . . and I thought YNOT Bob had paid off all the cops in Mexico.

JFK · 09-18-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

Yeah too funny, the way he said ok, BUT NO receipt

Toplessgoat · 09-18-2007, 05:16 PM

So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Toplessgoat

So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

ummm . . . I am relatively sure this did not go into the city coffers.

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Toplessgoat

So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

In Mexico?

JFK · 09-18-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkRockXXX

shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

directfiesta · 09-18-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

lol... hAD THE SAME ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO IN tIJUANA... i SUPPOSEVELY TURNED ON A NO-TURN SIGN..ONLY PROBLEM, NOT ONLY WAS THERE NO SIGN, BUT THERE WAS NO ROAD...

i PAID THE GUY 100.00 BUT ASKED HIM TO ESCORT ME TO THE BORDER.

( sorry for the caps, it turned itself on ...)

He did... I was driving a new Lincoln Town Car ( rented in the states, not supposed to be in Mexico ...)...

Good to see they still are at it ...

aico · 09-18-2007, 05:22 PM

Viva La Mexico!

Spunky · 09-18-2007, 05:23 PM

Why didn't you flash a manboob and a wink?

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

DaddyHalbucks · 09-18-2007, 05:23 PM

If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

Would be pretty dumb since you would only have a couple miles of freedom left before you were forced to stop at the border.

BAKO · 09-18-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

Only in mexico

directfiesta · 09-18-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

Wise move to pay and move on on the spot

pussyluver · 09-18-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

Get the feeling there is more of a story to that comment. Just a thought.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-18-2007, 05:33 PM

You're lucky he didn't charge you with abusing a donkey...

ADG

Hollywood Horwitz · 09-18-2007, 05:35 PM

you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.

st0ned · 09-18-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

cops are great people

Yeah you NEVER want to follow them back to the station. Once you get there it costs a lot more to get you out.

JFK · 09-18-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

Wise move to pay and move on on the spot

Yup thats what I figured, you go to the station, it just gives them a better opportunity to sink their hooks into you.

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz

you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.

I could not smuggle the stuff I had without driving.

RyuLion · 09-18-2007, 05:44 PM

that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..

baddog · 09-18-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..

I never drink and drive.

thehand · 09-18-2007, 06:02 PM

Reminds me of my old business partner...

mattz · 09-18-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkRockXXX

shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

wow, you're an idiot

xNetworx · 09-18-2007, 06:04 PM

Good thing you had the $ on hand

baddog · 09-18-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Good thing you had the $ on hand

no doubt . . . also good thing that the cop actually believed I paid cash for gasoline

Dvae · 09-18-2007, 06:17 PM

DWB · 09-18-2007, 06:20 PM

I hate Mexican cops.

Kre8t0r · 09-18-2007, 06:57 PM

Glad you two got out ok...

Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen...

nico-t · 09-18-2007, 07:03 PM

speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well

kristin · 09-18-2007, 07:15 PM

Damn Canadians.

DEA - banned for life · 09-18-2007, 07:17 PM

i wonder what would have happend back at the "station"

Porno Dan · 09-18-2007, 07:18 PM

Damn that sucks, but it could have been much worse

TampaToker · 09-18-2007, 07:41 PM

Wow i thought that kind of stuff only happened in movies lol

baddog · 09-18-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kre8t0r

Glad you two got out ok...

Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen...

90 is not even close to "winding it out." I did not think you guys wanted to do 140.

baddog · 09-18-2007, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well

What gave you that idea?

jakethedog · 09-18-2007, 07:47 PM

When i was a kid my dad told me about keeping a folded $100 beside my DL in my wallet and then to hand both to the cop upon asking for my DL .. well let me tell you .. my car being torn apart ...full cavity search and 10 day impound of my vehicle taught me this is not really the way to deal with johnny law up here .... hell and I thought $100 was a lot 25 years ago .. LMFAO

pornguy · 09-18-2007, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...

baddog · 09-18-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...

JFK had a plane to catch.

Cory W · 09-18-2007, 07:50 PM

You guys know that they actually tried to pull those guys off that stretch due to tourist complaints? It was a big deal actually. Let me see if I can find that article, it was in the OC Register.

pornguy · 09-18-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

JFK had a plane to catch.

Thats not the point. He would have given up right there.

Demand a bilingual ticket, and its over.

Moose · 09-18-2007, 08:47 PM

I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.

GT-Omar · 09-18-2007, 08:53 PM

He probably had something against guys with facial hair .......LOL Glad to see that you guys got out of that!

baddog · 09-18-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Moose

I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.

How do I prove I am not speeding in Mexico when I am speeding in Mexico?

NETbilling · 09-18-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

You are lucky he did not take your moeny and have sex with you too.

Mitch

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