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JFK 09-18-2007 05:11 PM

So Baddog and I get busted for Speeding coming back from Mexico
 
on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over:disgust

Fletch XXX 09-18-2007 05:13 PM

cops are great people

Extreme John 09-18-2007 05:13 PM

Haha at least you saved some money and time not following him back. He's gotta be a pimp too ya know.

baddog 09-18-2007 05:13 PM

I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

PunkRockXXX 09-18-2007 05:14 PM

shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

baddog 09-18-2007 05:14 PM

. . . and I thought YNOT Bob had paid off all the cops in Mexico. :)

JFK 09-18-2007 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13107349)
I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

Yeah too funny, the way he said ok, BUT NO receipt:1orglaugh

Toplessgoat 09-18-2007 05:16 PM

So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

baddog 09-18-2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toplessgoat (Post 13107363)
So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

ummm . . . I am relatively sure this did not go into the city coffers.

lazycash 09-18-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toplessgoat (Post 13107363)
So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.


In Mexico?

JFK 09-18-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunkRockXXX (Post 13107353)
shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

directfiesta 09-18-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13107339)
on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over:disgust

lol... hAD THE SAME ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO IN tIJUANA... i SUPPOSEVELY TURNED ON A NO-TURN SIGN..ONLY PROBLEM, NOT ONLY WAS THERE NO SIGN, BUT THERE WAS NO ROAD...

i PAID THE GUY 100.00 BUT ASKED HIM TO ESCORT ME TO THE BORDER.

( sorry for the caps, it turned itself on ...)

He did... I was driving a new Lincoln Town Car ( rented in the states, not supposed to be in Mexico ...)...

Good to see they still are at it ... :mad:

aico 09-18-2007 05:22 PM

Viva La Mexico!

Spunky 09-18-2007 05:23 PM

Why didn't you flash a manboob and a wink?

baddog 09-18-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13107392)
Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

DaddyHalbucks 09-18-2007 05:23 PM

If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

baddog 09-18-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13107411)
If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

Would be pretty dumb since you would only have a couple miles of freedom left before you were forced to stop at the border.

BAKO 09-18-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13107349)
I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.


Only in mexico

directfiesta 09-18-2007 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13107410)
He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.


Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

Wise move to pay and move on on the spot :thumbsup

pussyluver 09-18-2007 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13107411)
If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?

Get the feeling there is more of a story to that comment. Just a thought.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-18-2007 05:33 PM

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You're lucky he didn't charge you with abusing a donkey... :winkwink:

ADG

Hollywood Horwitz 09-18-2007 05:35 PM

you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.

st0ned 09-18-2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13107345)
cops are great people

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah you NEVER want to follow them back to the station. Once you get there it costs a lot more to get you out.

JFK 09-18-2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13107437)
Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

Wise move to pay and move on on the spot :thumbsup

Yup thats what I figured, you go to the station, it just gives them a better opportunity to sink their hooks into you.

baddog 09-18-2007 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz (Post 13107453)
you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.

I could not smuggle the stuff I had without driving.

RyuLion 09-18-2007 05:44 PM

that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..

baddog 09-18-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 13107477)
that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..

I never drink and drive.

thehand 09-18-2007 06:02 PM

Reminds me of my old business partner...
http://netstarusa.com/chill3.jpg

mattz 09-18-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunkRockXXX (Post 13107353)
shit thread lock ban

you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

wow, you're an idiot

xNetworx 09-18-2007 06:04 PM

Good thing you had the $ on hand

baddog 09-18-2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 13107557)
Good thing you had the $ on hand

no doubt . . . also good thing that the cop actually believed I paid cash for gasoline

Dvae 09-18-2007 06:17 PM

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...alsearrest.jpg

DWB 09-18-2007 06:20 PM

I hate Mexican cops.

Kre8t0r 09-18-2007 06:57 PM

Glad you two got out ok... :thumbsup

Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen... :winkwink::1orglaugh

nico-t 09-18-2007 07:03 PM

speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well :upsidedow

kristin 09-18-2007 07:15 PM

Damn Canadians.

DEA - banned for life 09-18-2007 07:17 PM

i wonder what would have happend back at the "station"

Porno Dan 09-18-2007 07:18 PM

Damn that sucks, but it could have been much worse

TampaToker 09-18-2007 07:41 PM

Wow i thought that kind of stuff only happened in movies lol

baddog 09-18-2007 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kre8t0r (Post 13107739)
Glad you two got out ok... :thumbsup

Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen... :winkwink::1orglaugh

90 is not even close to "winding it out." I did not think you guys wanted to do 140. :1orglaugh

baddog 09-18-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13107760)
speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well :upsidedow

What gave you that idea?

jakethedog 09-18-2007 07:47 PM

When i was a kid my dad told me about keeping a folded $100 beside my DL in my wallet and then to hand both to the cop upon asking for my DL .. well let me tell you .. my car being torn apart ...full cavity search and 10 day impound of my vehicle taught me this is not really the way to deal with johnny law up here .... hell and I thought $100 was a lot 25 years ago .. LMFAO

pornguy 09-18-2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13107339)
on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over:disgust



then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...

baddog 09-18-2007 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13107905)
then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...

JFK had a plane to catch.

Cory W 09-18-2007 07:50 PM

You guys know that they actually tried to pull those guys off that stretch due to tourist complaints? It was a big deal actually. Let me see if I can find that article, it was in the OC Register.

pornguy 09-18-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13107911)
JFK had a plane to catch.

Thats not the point. He would have given up right there.

Demand a bilingual ticket, and its over.

Moose 09-18-2007 08:47 PM

I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.

GT-Omar 09-18-2007 08:53 PM

He probably had something against guys with facial hair .......LOL Glad to see that you guys got out of that!

baddog 09-18-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose (Post 13108079)
I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.

How do I prove I am not speeding in Mexico when I am speeding in Mexico?

NETbilling 09-18-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13107339)
on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over:disgust

You are lucky he did not take your moeny and have sex with you too.

Mitch


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