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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67373

    #1

    So Baddog and I get busted for Speeding coming back from Mexico

    on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

    First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

    So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

    In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

    I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

    He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
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    • Extreme John
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 1475

      #3
      Haha at least you saved some money and time not following him back. He's gotta be a pimp too ya know.
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

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        • PunkRockXXX
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 486

          #5
          shit thread lock ban

          you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            . . . and I thought YNOT Bob had paid off all the cops in Mexico.

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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67373

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.
              Yeah too funny, the way he said ok, BUT NO receipt

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              • Toplessgoat
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                • Apr 2003
                • 479

                #8
                So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.
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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Toplessgoat
                  So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.
                  ummm . . . I am relatively sure this did not go into the city coffers.

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                  • lazycash
                    Troll Patrol
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 15214

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Toplessgoat
                    So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

                    In Mexico?
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                    • JFK
                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PunkRockXXX
                      shit thread lock ban

                      you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.
                      Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

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                      • directfiesta
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 30135

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JFK
                        on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

                        First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

                        So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

                        In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

                        I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

                        He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over
                        lol... hAD THE SAME ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO IN tIJUANA... i SUPPOSEVELY TURNED ON A NO-TURN SIGN..ONLY PROBLEM, NOT ONLY WAS THERE NO SIGN, BUT THERE WAS NO ROAD...

                        i PAID THE GUY 100.00 BUT ASKED HIM TO ESCORT ME TO THE BORDER.

                        ( sorry for the caps, it turned itself on ...)

                        He did... I was driving a new Lincoln Town Car ( rented in the states, not supposed to be in Mexico ...)...

                        Good to see they still are at it ...
                        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                        • aico
                          Moo Moo Cow
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14748

                          #13
                          Viva La Mexico!

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            Why didn't you flash a manboob and a wink?

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JFK
                              Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........
                              He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

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