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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67373

    #1

    So Baddog and I get busted for Speeding coming back from Mexico

    on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

    First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

    So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

    In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

    I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

    He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over

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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Extreme John
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      • Apr 2002
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      #3
      Haha at least you saved some money and time not following him back. He's gotta be a pimp too ya know.
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      • baddog
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        • Apr 2001
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        #4
        I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

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        • PunkRockXXX
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          • Mar 2007
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          #5
          shit thread lock ban

          you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.

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          • baddog
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            • Apr 2001
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            #6
            . . . and I thought YNOT Bob had paid off all the cops in Mexico.

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            • JFK
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              • Jan 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.
              Yeah too funny, the way he said ok, BUT NO receipt

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              • Toplessgoat
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                • Apr 2003
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                #8
                So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.
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                • baddog
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                  • Apr 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Toplessgoat
                  So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.
                  ummm . . . I am relatively sure this did not go into the city coffers.

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                  • lazycash
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                    • Aug 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Toplessgoat
                    So much for the newspaper article that appeared about a month ago. According to the article the cops were no longer allowed to take cash for tickets, tickets had to be paid with a credit card or check.

                    In Mexico?
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                    • JFK
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                      • Jan 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PunkRockXXX
                      shit thread lock ban

                      you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.
                      Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........

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                      • directfiesta
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 30135

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JFK
                        on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

                        First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

                        So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

                        In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

                        I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

                        He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over
                        lol... hAD THE SAME ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO IN tIJUANA... i SUPPOSEVELY TURNED ON A NO-TURN SIGN..ONLY PROBLEM, NOT ONLY WAS THERE NO SIGN, BUT THERE WAS NO ROAD...

                        i PAID THE GUY 100.00 BUT ASKED HIM TO ESCORT ME TO THE BORDER.

                        ( sorry for the caps, it turned itself on ...)

                        He did... I was driving a new Lincoln Town Car ( rented in the states, not supposed to be in Mexico ...)...

                        Good to see they still are at it ...
                        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                        • aico
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                          • Mar 2004
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                          #13
                          Viva La Mexico!

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                          • Spunky
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                            #14
                            Why didn't you flash a manboob and a wink?

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                            • baddog
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                              • Apr 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JFK
                              Yeah we did, Like to have seen, how you would of handled it ...........
                              He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

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                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                #16
                                If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?
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                                • baddog
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                                  • Apr 2001
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                  If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?
                                  Would be pretty dumb since you would only have a couple miles of freedom left before you were forced to stop at the border.

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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    I almost burst out laughing when he said he couldn't give me a receipt. I did not realize you could get one for a bribe.

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                                    • directfiesta
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                      He would have followed the cop back, paid the full price, and missed his flight.

                                      Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

                                      Wise move to pay and move on on the spot
                                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                      • pussyluver
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                                        • Mar 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                        If someone pulled a gun and killed a crooked cop like that, would you think it justified?
                                        Get the feeling there is more of a story to that comment. Just a thought.

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                                          #21


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                                          • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                            • Dec 2003
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                                            #22
                                            you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.
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                                            • st0ned
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                              cops are great people


                                              Yeah you NEVER want to follow them back to the station. Once you get there it costs a lot more to get you out.
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                                              • JFK
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                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                Worst... While paying the fine, they stuff your trunk with dope... Then you are in deep shit.

                                                Wise move to pay and move on on the spot
                                                Yup thats what I figured, you go to the station, it just gives them a better opportunity to sink their hooks into you.

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                                                • baddog
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                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz
                                                  you got off easy I'd say, I've heard way worse stories of corruption there. $110 and you got home w/o spending too much time isn't too bad. my advice is never drive in Mexico ever.
                                                  I could not smuggle the stuff I had without driving.

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                                                  • RyuLion
                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..

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                                                    • baddog
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                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                      that sucks man..thank goodness you guys weren't drunk..
                                                      I never drink and drive.

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                                                      • thehand
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • mattz
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                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PunkRockXXX
                                                          shit thread lock ban

                                                          you got hustled like a dumbfuck american, lol.
                                                          wow, you're an idiot

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                                                          • xNetworx
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                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 14445

                                                            #30
                                                            Good thing you had the $ on hand

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                                                            • baddog
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                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                              Good thing you had the $ on hand
                                                              no doubt . . . also good thing that the cop actually believed I paid cash for gasoline

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                                                              • Dvae
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                                                                • DWB
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I hate Mexican cops.

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                                                                  • Kre8t0r
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Glad you two got out ok...

                                                                    Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen...

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                                                                    • nico-t
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well

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                                                                      • kristin
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Damn Canadians.
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                                                                        • DEA - banned for life
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          i wonder what would have happend back at the "station"

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                                                                          • Porno Dan
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Damn that sucks, but it could have been much worse
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                                                                            • TampaToker
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                                                                              Wow i thought that kind of stuff only happened in movies lol
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                                                                              • baddog
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                                                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Kre8t0r
                                                                                Glad you two got out ok...

                                                                                Good thing it wasn't one of those times you wound that thing up to 90+ oops Shhhhh that didn't happen...
                                                                                90 is not even close to "winding it out." I did not think you guys wanted to do 140.

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                                                                                • baddog
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                                                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                  speeding, bribing a cop... i thought you were such a law abiding citizen, baddog? kind of the opposite of what you keep pushing down throats of people on this board, but o well
                                                                                  What gave you that idea?

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                                                                                  • jakethedog
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    When i was a kid my dad told me about keeping a folded $100 beside my DL in my wallet and then to hand both to the cop upon asking for my DL .. well let me tell you .. my car being torn apart ...full cavity search and 10 day impound of my vehicle taught me this is not really the way to deal with johnny law up here .... hell and I thought $100 was a lot 25 years ago .. LMFAO
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                                                                                    • pornguy
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                      on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

                                                                                      First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

                                                                                      So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

                                                                                      In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

                                                                                      I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

                                                                                      He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over


                                                                                      then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...
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                                                                                      • baddog
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                                                                                        • Apr 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                        then you just wasted 110$. all you had to do, was say sure. lets go to the station...
                                                                                        JFK had a plane to catch.

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                                                                                        • Cory W
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          You guys know that they actually tried to pull those guys off that stretch due to tourist complaints? It was a big deal actually. Let me see if I can find that article, it was in the OC Register.
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                                                                                          • pornguy
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                            JFK had a plane to catch.
                                                                                            Thats not the point. He would have given up right there.

                                                                                            Demand a bilingual ticket, and its over.
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                                                                                            • Moose
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                He probably had something against guys with facial hair .......LOL Glad to see that you guys got out of that!


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                                                                                                • baddog
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Moose
                                                                                                  I'm in Mexico all the time lately, I live by the border. You guys fell hook line and sinker for the mordita. Tip next time this happens, tell them sure I'll follow you to the station. If you were not doing anything wrong, they will eventually stop and give you your license back and go look for the next gringo to extort.
                                                                                                  How do I prove I am not speeding in Mexico when I am speeding in Mexico?

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                                                                                                  • NETbilling
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                                    on the Mexican side, five minutes from the border. A cop pulls us over and tells Baddog that he was going too fast and its going to cost $140 US as a fine and please follow him back to the police station it will take about 20 mins.

                                                                                                    First of all we were maybe about 6 miles over limit, so it was all a bullshit shakedown.

                                                                                                    So I interject, telling the cop we are in a hurry to get to the airport, can we just pay him and he can submit it. I also say, hey we been here for a few days, we dont have too much money left and have to buy gas as well.

                                                                                                    In the end we bargained him down to $110 and he says OK, I'll do it, but cant give you a receipt.

                                                                                                    I'm chuckling to my self, fucking bastard starting his day off right, making a buck ten, this is like 7 am in the morning.

                                                                                                    He must be making a killing there. Followed us for a bit then fucked off, probably bragging to his corrupt amigos, about fucking a couple of gringos over
                                                                                                    You are lucky he did not take your moeny and have sex with you too.

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