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CuriousBoyToy · 10-16-2006, 05:33 PM

So i was at the bar with me mates and i had like 10 burritos 2 hours before from some dodgy mexican place.
We already started drinking in the afternoon so i was pretty pissed by the time my bowels started to move around. First i ignored it but after 30 more minutes and 5 more shots i couldn't hold it anymore! I dropped my glass on the floor and ran to the toilet. I thought i made it in time and just when i was about to drop my pants i fucking shat all over the fucking place. Including my pants, underpants and shoes. Everything but the shitter was covered. Crikey! The stench alone was enough to make a tough man cry let alone the shitstains all over me. They kicked me out of the place, which wasn't hard since i was drunk as a kangeroo and i'm not welcome there anymore. Oh and the guy i picked up that evening dumped me

God, what an evening!

squishypimp · 10-16-2006, 05:34 PM

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wdsguy · 10-16-2006, 05:35 PM

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Probably one of your fake nicks.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-16-2006, 05:37 PM

Imitation is the ultimate form of flattery.

IF done well.

This one we can feed to the stingrays.

;-)

seeric · 10-16-2006, 05:39 PM

HAHAHAHA he almost got me Lindsay.

Raven · 10-16-2006, 05:43 PM

knew that was fake before i got to 'me mates'

CuriousBoyToy · 10-16-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

HAHAHAHA he almost got me Lindsay.

It's a true story mate!

reynold · 10-16-2006, 05:52 PM

Nice story. Welcome to the board CuriousBo.....

ozmatt · 10-16-2006, 05:56 PM

so boytoy.. what club were you at????

E$_manager · 10-16-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

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THis is even more interesting then buritos and drink.

BobG · 10-16-2006, 08:28 PM

LOL. That was good

uno · 10-16-2006, 09:32 PM

Most people finish that "i'll never drink this much again" with "and this time I mean it."

rodney25 · 10-17-2006, 12:54 AM

Welcome aboard and good luck to you.

baddog · 10-17-2006, 12:57 AM

All these aliass, they must be the same person. Think Trey is getting bored?

RAM · 10-17-2006, 01:04 AM

Sounds like you really know how to Party

Jarmusch · 10-17-2006, 01:21 AM

Almost fooled me! Great laugh though

BusterBunny · 10-17-2006, 01:22 AM

buster was here

Scott McD · 10-17-2006, 01:31 AM

Damn i thought that was you for a minute...

dissipate · 10-17-2006, 01:54 AM

This one almost had me for a second.

soulbleed · 10-17-2006, 02:13 AM

lol read a story like that before, however more elaborate and descriptive

marketsmart · 10-17-2006, 02:25 AM

whats funny about the story is that it could be true...

rokko666 · 10-17-2006, 02:32 AM

i`m sad, can't you see

?

madawgz · 10-17-2006, 05:36 AM

i got tricked

Manowar · 10-17-2006, 07:15 AM

sounds like a mad time

vidvicious · 10-17-2006, 07:27 AM

Crikey CTB ! CBT Surely doesnt know that Shitting one-self is the ultimate artistic expression !

LOL

NinjaSteve · 10-17-2006, 07:53 AM

you got me there

Sosa · 10-17-2006, 08:20 AM

lol nice story....

dodger21 · 10-17-2006, 08:25 AM

I believe it.

Strickie · 10-17-2006, 08:27 AM

got me

CuriousToyBoy · 10-17-2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dodger21

I believe it.

If you'd believe that, I have a bridge for sale .....

shekinah · 10-17-2006, 09:40 PM

seems not so obvious then

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-17-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

If you'd believe that, I have a bridge for sale .....

I didn't buy it for a minute pumpkin! I do tend to buy boatloads of crap from other men however. Wish you coming to WA like you wouldn't believe

chadknowslaw · 10-17-2006, 10:12 PM

Lindsay's intestinal fortitude is legendary. It would take more than a few off-color burritos from a street vendor to send the REAL ToyBoy running to the shitter.

Dirty F · 05-30-2007, 10:34 AM

Someone banned me after 1 post damnit. This nick had potential.

Nicky · 05-30-2007, 10:37 AM

Knew it was a fake nick when I read the name before I clicked the thread

Ramos · 05-30-2007, 10:38 AM

Bahia Cabana!

Cyndalie · 05-30-2007, 10:41 AM

I thought it was entertaining nonetheless

tranza · 05-30-2007, 10:48 AM

That's just disgusting.....

Verity · 05-30-2007, 11:01 AM

haha cute

nice try - but a few giveaway clues!

for real Aussie, use pub not bar, daks or undies not underpants, the only guy I've ever heard say Crikey got done in by a stingray, the proper spelling is kangaroo or just plain 'roo' and I'm not sure there's a pub anywhere in OZ where even the worst of us are not welcome back, and certainly not a place in the world that wouldn't host the lovable Lindsay!

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