Fuck, yesterday was bad - i never drink this much again

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  • CuriousBoyToy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 2
    #1

    Fuck, yesterday was bad - i never drink this much again

    So i was at the bar with me mates and i had like 10 burritos 2 hours before from some dodgy mexican place.
    We already started drinking in the afternoon so i was pretty pissed by the time my bowels started to move around. First i ignored it but after 30 more minutes and 5 more shots i couldn't hold it anymore! I dropped my glass on the floor and ran to the toilet. I thought i made it in time and just when i was about to drop my pants i fucking shat all over the fucking place. Including my pants, underpants and shoes. Everything but the shitter was covered. Crikey! The stench alone was enough to make a tough man cry let alone the shitstains all over me. They kicked me out of the place, which wasn't hard since i was drunk as a kangeroo and i'm not welcome there anymore. Oh and the guy i picked up that evening dumped me
    God, what an evening!
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    • squishypimp
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      • Aug 2006
      • 10781
      #2
      CuriousBoyToy
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        • wdsguy
          Ryde or Die
          • Dec 2002
          • 19568
          #3
          Originally posted by squishypimp
          CuriousBoyToy
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          Probably one of your fake nicks.

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787
              #4
              Imitation is the ultimate form of flattery.

              IF done well.

              This one we can feed to the stingrays.

              ;-)
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                • seeric
                  ..........
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 41917
                  #5
                  HAHAHAHA he almost got me Lindsay.

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                    • Raven
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 6874
                      #6
                      knew that was fake before i got to 'me mates'
                      Raven

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                        • CuriousBoyToy
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2
                          #7
                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                          HAHAHAHA he almost got me Lindsay.
                          It's a true story mate!

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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271
                              #8
                              Nice story. Welcome to the board CuriousBo.....

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                                • ozmatt
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 1843
                                  #9
                                  so boytoy.. what club were you at????

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                                    • E$_manager
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 13557
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by squishypimp
                                      CuriousBoyToy
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                                      THis is even more interesting then buritos and drink.
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                                        • BobG
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 4274
                                          #11
                                          LOL. That was good

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                                            • uno
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 18450
                                              #12
                                              Most people finish that "i'll never drink this much again" with "and this time I mean it."
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                                                • rodney25
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                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                  #13
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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089
                                                      #14
                                                      All these aliass, they must be the same person. Think Trey is getting bored?

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                                                        • RAM
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                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 7047
                                                          #15
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                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                               
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 12479
                                                              #16
                                                              Almost fooled me! Great laugh though

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                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 19291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  buster was here
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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67792
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Damn i thought that was you for a minute...


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                                                                        • dissipate
                                                                          The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 8904
                                                                          #19
                                                                          This one almost had me for a second.

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                                                                            • soulbleed
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 2606
                                                                              #20
                                                                              lol read a story like that before, however more elaborate and descriptive

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                                                                                • marketsmart
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                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 20419
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  whats funny about the story is that it could be true...

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                                                                                    • rokko666
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                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 194
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i`m sad, can't you see ?

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                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i got tricked
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                                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              sounds like a mad time

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                                                                                                • vidvicious
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 4765
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • NinjaSteve
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                      • 11089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      you got me there
                                                                                                      ...

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                                                                                                        • Sosa
                                                                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 40149
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          lol nice story....

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                                                                                                            • dodger21
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                              • 2680
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I believe it.
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                                                                                                                • Strickie
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                  • 2481
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  got me
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                                                                                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                      • 16787
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by dodger21
                                                                                                                      I believe it.
                                                                                                                      If you'd believe that, I have a bridge for sale .....

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                                                                                                                        • shekinah
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                                                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                                                          • 8452
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          seems not so obvious then

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                                                                                                                            • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                              • 5449
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                              If you'd believe that, I have a bridge for sale .....

                                                                                                                              I didn't buy it for a minute pumpkin! I do tend to buy boatloads of crap from other men however. Wish you coming to WA like you wouldn't believe
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                                                                                                                                • chadknowslaw
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 343
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Lindsay's intestinal fortitude is legendary. It would take more than a few off-color burritos from a street vendor to send the REAL ToyBoy running to the shitter.
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                                                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                                                      #34


                                                                                                                                      Someone banned me after 1 post damnit. This nick had potential.

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                                                                                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 30071
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Knew it was a fake nick when I read the name before I clicked the thread

                                                                                                                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                                                                            • Ramos2
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 11927
                                                                                                                                              #36
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                                                                                                                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I thought it was entertaining nonetheless
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                                                                                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 57559
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      That's just disgusting.....
                                                                                                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Verity
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 227
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          haha cute

                                                                                                                                                          nice try - but a few giveaway clues!

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