So i was at the bar with me mates and i had like 10 burritos 2 hours before from some dodgy mexican place.
We already started drinking in the afternoon so i was pretty pissed by the time my bowels started to move around. First i ignored it but after 30 more minutes and 5 more shots i couldn't hold it anymore! I dropped my glass on the floor and ran to the toilet. I thought i made it in time and just when i was about to drop my pants i fucking shat all over the fucking place. Including my pants, underpants and shoes. Everything but the shitter was covered. Crikey! The stench alone was enough to make a tough man cry let alone the shitstains all over me. They kicked me out of the place, which wasn't hard since i was drunk as a kangeroo and i'm not welcome there anymore. Oh and the guy i picked up that evening dumped me
God, what an evening!